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Official Thread: Big Brother 2007

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So it begins. A fresh new bunch of Z list 'celebs' will soon be let loose on the world. Yes Big Brother is back.

And as usual the BB team are promising things they probably can't deliver. Already we've been promised that a "Bisexual Nympho" is going into the house.

"Sex addict" to enter BB8 house?

Saturday, May 19 2007, 15:14 BST - by Daniel Kilkelly

Big Brother 8 producers are considering putting a "bisexual nymphomaniac" into the house, according to a report in the Daily Star today.

The 20-something secretary bragged that she had slept with over 200 people at the auditions stage and executives are now keen for her to spice up the house.

An insider told the newspaper: "We know the plan to recruit a sex addict for the house will cause absolute outrage with some moral crusaders. I'm sure we will be condemned from all sides - but why should we be bothered? Big Brother has consistently pushed the envelope."

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The problem with putting someone like that in is as soon as they get into the house, we find out their not really a nympho. Just an attention seeking dolt who will no doubt shrink into the shadows when faced with stronger personalities.

Another story concerns the cleaning arrangments for housemates.

BB bath moved to living room?

Sunday, May 20 2007, 10:45 BST - by Daniel Kilkelly

Big Brother 8 contestants will be forced to take a bath in the living room, according to a report today.

Producers have introduced a confusing house design; moving the bath into the living area, the oven into the bedroom and shifting the fridge to the garden. Meanwhile, the housemates' swimming pool has been extended so that it is partly indoors.

A show source told the Sunday Mirror: "Big Brother will be more shocking and nasty than ever. The choice for the contestants will be simple. If they want a bath, it is in the lounge or not at all. The show's bosses hope it will create passion and lots of sexy scenes."

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And the Sun apparently has the picture of one of the potential contestants who surprise, surprise is a 'glamour' girl...

Model Lucy on BB shortlist

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A BUSTY glamour model is on the shortlist for this year’s Big Brother.

Blonde Lucy James, 20, is believed to be in hiding in Spain with other BB wannabes.

Show chiefs have whisked away dozens of potential housemates as they choose who will win a place on Channel 4’s Big Brother 8.

Lucy — who has appeared in lads’ mag FHM — lists Big Bruv among her favourite shows on her MySpace page.

She admits: “I love watching trashy TV.”

The show kicks off later this month. Bosses are said to want a sexy and fun series to help distance themselves from Jade Goody’s Celeb BB race row that sent shockwaves around the globe.

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I get really annoyed when they have midweek opening nights, I like to get my friends round and shout abuse at the screen. I can't really do it on a school night. :)

I'll watch it at the start then give up and read updates in the paper. Then have an eviction night party.

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The buildup is always much more interesting than the actually contestants with BB. I willing to bet the "sex addict" does exactly fuck all "sexy" and has just worked out a decent way to blag her way onto the show, like that bird who claimed to be nicknamed "the cookiemonster" last year (or was it the year before?) and turned out to be someone who wouldn't say shit if she had a mouthful of it.

It's just reached the point now ehere it's full of people who will do anything to get on TV and see BB as a way of starting a "career" in showbusiness.

I'll still watch it, like.

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A show source told the Sunday Mirror: "Big Brother will be more shocking and nasty than ever. The choice for the contestants will be simple. If they want a bath, it is in the lounge or not at all. The show's bosses hope it will create passion and lots of sexy scenes."

They have learnt nothing from the previous shows have they? Last year we had a rapist and a house full of people with actual mental disorders, so maybe this year they'll push the boat out and stick a pedophile, some mentally handicapped children and a neo-nazi in there (You know, for the token gays they stick in).

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Wasn't that girl from a few years back (BB5?) an actual Nymphomaniac? In that she was genuinely mentally ill? And when she left the house she went and did porn and looked incredibly fucked up at film premieres and such? Was Sam her name?

EDIT: Yeah, here she is:

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Classy.

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Regarding the "bath in the living room" thing...

The show's bosses hope it will create passion and lots of sexy scenes.

Perhaps it's just my shy and retiring nature, but having a bath in front of 16 people, or watching someone else have a bath with a crowd around, wouldn't turn me into a rampaging sex monster. If the producers want to promote shagging then lots of places where you can hide away from the other housemates would seem like the way to go.

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Oh no. It's back already? Every year I try to ignore it, and every year I fail.

You should be chained to the cooker, making lovely food for the new Ultimates. You won't have time for BB!

Another year, another claim that this BB will be the sexiest, nastiest ever. :) They never show the really shocking footage on TV anyway. Even if they did, they'll probably get so many complaints that they'll have tone it down.

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I can't wait. Which is somewhat depressing.

I never quite manage to watch it to the end though....I get bored after a while. But at the beginning it's ace when they're all trying to prove themselves to be these PERSONALITIES.

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I wonder what "surprises" they will pull this year. The "other house" thing must be done to death by now, surely?

Perhaps something like Saw. Surely it's the least these people deserve.

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The 20-something secretary bragged that she had slept with over 200 people at the auditions stage and executives are now keen for her to spice up the house.

I really wish I'd gone to the auditions now.

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You'd think they'd learn from their mistakes and put a better range of people in. Older people are far more interesting than the whinging children they keep putting in. Remember Sandy pissing in the bin and then off over the roof - best BB moment ever for me.

 

 

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Some of the production notes for the Aussie version were leaked to a website this year. It's interesting seeing the producers making fun of the housemates as 'a bitch - but she doesn't see herself as bitchy', 'a bit odd', 'had recently had an ex-girlfriend go back to Canada - will cry about this easily', 'issue about germs - (tasks) should be funny!', noting that 'people with tragedies in their lives make interesting characters with a lot of inner strength', and even making notes as to who is the potential winner, long before they enter the house.

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I do wonder how the recent rasist-gate will effect this series. I mean EVERY bb show has had some form of bullying in it and now they have to clamp down on that. Any signs of arguments and BB will try and calm everything down :)

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Roskelld reminded me of last years BB thread on saturday, I just want to let everyone know that I will be bringing my opinions yet again, if I can be arsed to watch it, which I may not be without a girl around to force it upon me, but I'll try.

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Some of the production notes for the Aussie version were leaked to a website this year. It's interesting seeing the producers making fun of the housemates as 'a bitch - but she doesn't see herself as bitchy', 'a bit odd', 'had recently had an ex-girlfriend go back to Canada - will cry about this easily', 'issue about germs - (tasks) should be funny!', noting that 'people with tragedies in their lives make interesting characters with a lot of inner strength', and even making notes as to who is the potential winner, long before they enter the house.

Isn't it obvious that the producers have to do this in their pre-planning for the show, though? They're hardly going to let the housemates enter the doors without a plan about how to engineer decent TV moments from them!

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Wasn't that girl from a few years back (BB5?) an actual Nymphomaniac? In that she was genuinely mentally ill? And when she left the house she went and did porn and looked incredibly fucked up at film premieres and such? Was Sam her name?

EDIT: Yeah, here she is:

sam_hueston_upskirt.jpg

Classy.

Spookily enough, I was surfing the web yesterday for BB5 stuff (Not related to this thread, just out of the blue) and she came up. Now, I'd only watched BB5 from the time after she had left (I'd never watched it before) so had no idea who she was. A quick Google later and I saw more than I needed of her. It looks like she had a real mental breakdown of somesort. I mean, she was just randomly flashing her vadge in the back of a car at one point. I mean, proper legs akimbo with phorographers all around and pulling her panties to the side... very disturbing. She looked a right wreck.

Anyway, apparently she was really quiet in the house, which is even stranger.

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Spookily enough, I was surfing the web yesterday for BB5 stuff (Not related to this thread, just out of the blue) and she came up. Now, I'd only watched BB5 from the time after she had left (I'd never watched it before) so had no idea who she was. A quick Google later and I saw more than I needed of her. It looks like she had a real mental breakdown of somesort. I mean, she was just randomly flashing her vadge in the back of a car at one point. I mean, proper legs akimbo with phorographers all around and pulling her panties to the side... very disturbing. She looked a right wreck.

Anyway, apparently she was really quiet in the house, which is even stranger.

This sounds awesome. Is Big Brother like this? If so, I might watch. I've just assumed it was superficially 'wacky' (but in reality just fucking annoying) people in a house being boring for weeks on end while the majority of the nation stultifies and drools as though they were all knocking back the mugwump jism.

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Wasn't that girl from a few years back (BB5?) an actual Nymphomaniac? In that she was genuinely mentally ill? And when she left the house she went and did porn and looked incredibly fucked up at film premieres and such? Was Sam her name?

She never actually did any porn. Sam was in BB6.

Michelle from BB5 went on to present for TVX.

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One of them did do porn, although I don't remember if it was before or after the house.

The shaven haired woman from the first series did. I can't remember what here name was but I remember their being a thread in Off Topic about it.

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The shaven haired woman from the first series did. I can't remember what here name was but I remember their being a thread in Off Topic about it.

Shaven haired porn? This show is far more twisted than I previously assumed! Colour me intrigued. And aroused.

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I can't wait. Which is somewhat depressing.

I never quite manage to watch it to the end though....I get bored after a while. But at the beginning it's ace when they're all trying to prove themselves to be these PERSONALITIES.

You won't even need to watch it really, I'll do the usual round up all the previous nights news from websites thing and post it in the thread again.

That bisexual nympho is probably going to be dull as fuck just like Nikki was when she was on about how many people that she had slept with and whatnot and that glamour model if she gets in, will probably end up being one of the nicest housemates.

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I really shouldn't be, but I can't help but be slightly excited for this to start. They really should make BB once very two years though after this series, otherwise it risks just fizzling out of public interest.

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