The old Man Utd Thread

[redbloodcell]

The what now?

[phresh]

I assume he's talking about their WC advert unless there is something else I don't know about.

[exwhyzed]

What is that shite on the back of the shirt? Just keep it simple ffs.

[Arc'Tan'Gent]

What is that shite on the back of the shirt? Just keep it simple ffs.

Looks like Transformers.

[aidey6]

looking forward to seeing these out n about next season

[fatbob]

Looks like Transformers.

Yeah, Fabio and Rafael combine and turn into a giant, hulking goal scoring machine.

[Hackign]

The what now?

Basically everyone who appeared in the Nike WC advert except for Spain were utter shite.

[fatbob]

Anyone lonely hardcore enough to watch the United vs Celtic match in Canadia tonight? By my reckoning it kicks off at midnight.

Might get a look at Smalling in United colours, as well as a lot of the kids we don't see very often.

[phresh]

I'll probably see if I can catch the first half although i'm not exactly sober so we'll see how long that lasts!

Should be an attacking, young team so a good chance for seom players to stake a claim for some games at the start of the season.

[BigShimmeryWall]

Might get a look at Smalling in United colours, as well as a lot of the kids we don't see very often.

Well if you will go off gallivanting with your fancy ladies.

[fatbob]

I always bring them presents from the petrol station when i get back from my business trips.

[BigShimmeryWall]

Fabio still hasn't forgiven you for forgetting his birthday when you remembered Rafael's.

[phresh]

[AlwaysBeClosing]

Line-up:

VDS

Rafael Smalling J.Evans Fabio

Obertan Scholes Fletch Giggs

Berbatov Diouf

Nice little squad there, great to see the young back four with the Silva Combination being busted out! Obertan and Diouf have something to prove here.

[BigShimmeryWall]

Excellent. I still have high hopes for Kenobi.

[fatbob]

Nice little combination from Obertan and Giggs there.

[fatbob]

Nice goal that.

[Liamness]

Dimi!

So much room though. Lame defending. Great movement and awareness for a friendly goal, though, good signs from the youngsters Diouf and Obertan.

Smalling floats a lovely diagonal ball to Dimi, forcing the defender to head it out. Nice to know he can play it out! Ooooh, and he's quick too!

[Liamness]

Miiiiiiiles off.

[phresh]

It's practically an exhibition match

EDIT:

[Liamness]

What do you mean, that was excellent defending.

[fatbob]

It's practically an exhibition match

Isn't it literally an exhibition match?

[Liamness]

[phresh]

Isn't it literally an exhibition match?

I thought about that when I wrote and it figured that it probably wasn't as it exists for a reason other than 'entertainment'.

[fatbob]

I thought about that when I wrote and it figured that it probably wasn't as it exists for a reason other than 'entertainment'.

Not sobered up much yet then old fella?

[BigShimmeryWall]

I thought about that when I wrote and it figured that it probably wasn't as it exists for a reason other than 'entertainment'.

That's harsh. Scottish football isn't that bad.

[fatbob]

[fatbob]

Woop!

[Liamness]

Bringing the class.

[fatbob]

Very clever(ly) etc.