The old Man Utd Thread

[5R7]

ahh, man, my "go to" site has gone

 

have another but still...

 

and time for a beer yeah?!

[Liamness]

Does Ihenacho ever start for Leicester? I've only ever seen him come on late in games as a hail mary - guess they have no choice but to go for it from the off.

[stephen129]

I think we might lose today...

[feltmonkey]

Lovely pass from Rashford there. Leicester are looking dangerous though. I think we're unsure whether to push forward or not. We don't want to leave ourselves too open to the counter attack. 

 

There's something about the way Pogba has started that worries me. He looks tense and wound up. I think he's going to do something stupid. 

 

We're giving the ball away a lot. Terrible one from Matic there. 

[Gabzy]

I don't understand why we're always so slow on the ball. Why? Pass it quickly!

[Gabzy]

DDG looks confident  only a matter of time. It'll be a draw until the last minute and we'll concede a soft goal.

[stephen129]

Dafuq is De Gea doing there? How does he keep spilling everything? 

[Gabzy]

WHY is Rashford basically playing LB?!

[feltmonkey]

It looks a deliberate strategy. He's playing deep and looking to play diagonal balls forward to the other three forwards making runs into the box. Weird. 

[5R7]

11 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

I don't understand why we're always so slow on the ball. Why? Pass it quickly!

 

teams knackered...

 

 

and why are we not trying to run past morgan!?! all 3 of our forwards are a lot faster than him!

 

[Gabzy]

We can't make one decent forward pass  fucking hell.

[feltmonkey]

STOP GIVING THE BALL AWAY YOU TWATS

[Gabzy]

Jesus CHRIST Rashford

[Gabzy]

It winds me up that Ole is never on the touchline shouting at them. I know that's probably the right approach but surely sometimes a team/player just needs a good fucking scream in the ear to wake the hell up.

[5R7]

well, Chelsea are up, hopefully a bollocking is in order for em! as they need to play better, and quicker!

ffs 2 up just before half time!

[feltmonkey]

We were looking good at the end of the half. Could have done without the half time whistle, really. 

[Gabzy]

Why is no one in the box there as AWB is driving forward? So frigging frustrating. We need changes.

[feltmonkey]

Is there any way we can get a message to the Leicester players that Wolves are 5-2 up, so that they think they only need a draw? Plane flying over the stadium or something? 

[Gabzy]

DDG let that ball go out, and now it's a corner. Why not just catch it? So many sloppy mistakes all around the pitch. It's like they're not even trying.

[feltmonkey]

We look a bit shaky from dead balls. I feel that's coming from a lack of confidence in the keeper. 

[feltmonkey]

This is going to sound mad, but the change I'd make right now is Mata on for Fernandes. 

[Gabzy]

Absolutely agree. He's dead on his feet. Also, James for Rashford (no joke)

[Gabzy]

oh god. I dont trust either rashford or bruno to score this today.

[feltmonkey]

Greenwood made that happen. 

[feltmonkey]

I can’t watch

[Gabzy]

Thank FUCK!

[feltmonkey]

Bruno, I will never doubt you again. 

[Gabzy]

Definitely a pen. Oh man...maybe we can do this now?

[Loik V credern]

Fernandes looked knackered. 

[feltmonkey]

Right, how many defenders do we have on the bench?