The old Man Utd Thread

[spork]

Dalot is gone in the summer and AWB probably needs a rest more than anyone. Just have to hope De Gea doesn't have any mistakes in him tonight 

[Gabzy]

Yeah AWB has looked tired last few games. I'm begging we come flying out and score a couple of early goals so that I can actually enjoy the game! But I'm fully expecting another torturous night 

[teddymeow]

13 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

Yeah AWB has looked tired last few games. I'm begging we come flying out and score a couple of early goals so that I can actually enjoy the game! But I'm fully expecting another torturous night 

 

I feels ya.

[5R7]

two shots in 3 mins is a start at least...

 

annnd 20 mins later that was all...

[feltmonkey]

God this is tense. 

[feltmonkey]

From the camera angle, I thought that header by West Ham was in. 

 

We started well, but we're not in the game at the moment. We need a moment of inspiration from someone. 

[Gabzy]

Slow shite again it is, I guess.

[spork]

Don't think Fosu Mensah has done much to stand out but I'm quite surprised with how he hasn't been terrible. 

[JPL]

6 minutes ago, spork said:

Don't think Fosu Mensah has done much to stand out but I'm quite surprised with how he hasn't been terrible. 

You were saying?

[Gabzy]

Every game we play we're a different team. Flipping jekyll and Hyde, so frustrating!

[spork]

1 minute ago, JPL said:

You were saying?

 

Nothing has happened on my stream yet so I'm going for a Fosh Mensah wonder goal. 

[Stevie]

Pen, great. 

[Liamness]

Very brave from Pogba.

[5R7]

what a joke, that wasnt even a foul,the replay showed Antonio dived over tfm!

[feltmonkey]

We fucking deserve that. 

 

I knew we were going to fuck the season up. 

[JPL]

I’m convinced our players don’t want champions league football. What the fuck are they playing at?

[Gabzy]

No energy, no belief, no desire from any of them so far. Joke

[Liamness]

Just now, 5R7 said:

what a joke, that wasnt even a foul,the replay showed Antonio dived over tfm!

 

Well he commits and Antonio is just diving out of the way.

[Stevie]

I dont know what to say. 

 

 

[feltmonkey]

This is what happened last season - we got into a position where we could get into the Champions League by winning a couple of games at the end of the season and we completely choked. We're doing it again. 

[Stevie]

We are one loss away from being Arsenal. 

[feltmonkey]

Nothing is coming off for Fernandes tonight, and Rashford is weirdly anonymous. We look tired and cripplingly nervous. 

[feltmonkey]

What a finish. 

 

The way he scores goals when we're playing shit is quite the handy ability to have. 

[Loik V credern]

I like this kid.

[5R7]

greenwood is our best striker isnt he...

[Liamness]

Great play and a wonderful finish. No team is defending that. Need more of that kind of crisp passing and smart movement around the box.

[MikeBeaver]

Right, back to level pegging, now let's get this game back on track...

[feltmonkey]

What is Rashford doing tonight? I'd bring him off. Probably for Mata or Ighalo. 

[Liamness]

Fuck me, why isn't Fosuh-Mensah pressing Rice there? Just let him get his shot off in his own time, why don't you.

[feltmonkey]

Because he was subbed off at half time.