The old Man Utd Thread

[MikeBeaver]

Just now, Gabzy said:

Every result is going our way this weekend, which means we're 100% losing tomorrow.

Ssshhhhh :-(

[teddymeow]

2 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

Every result is going our way this weekend, which means we're 100% losing tomorrow.

 

Don't say that!!

[spork]

1 minute ago, teddymeow said:

 

Don't say that!!

Don't worry, that was in the before Bruno timeline.

[Gabzy]

 it's okay now I've said it out loud it won't happen.

[5R7]

[Gabzy]

Yesss! Get in, Bournemouth

[MikeBeaver]

1 minute ago, Gabzy said:

Yesss! Get in, Bournemouth

A fourth !!!

[teddymeow]

Jonny Evans finally doing something useful.

[ckny]

The stage is very much set for a calamitous loss tomorrow.

[feltmonkey]

Tomorrow is a test, to be fair. Southampton are a good side, very organised and well-drilled, and in good form. I'm nervous about it already. 

[spork]

He then later corrects this to 7 passes in total since the break.

 

It's almost as if someone might actually know what they're doing 

 

[spork]

Saying that, watch us have one of those performances tonight that makes us look like a bunch of PE teachers.

[JPL]

Seeing as you're all being so negative in here, I feel it's time for some of my legendary optimism. I predict us winning the game by 4 goals, not only putting us up to 3rd, but also giving us better goal difference than Leicester. You can all thank me later.

[5R7]

1 minute ago, JPL said:

Seeing as you're all being so negative in here, I feel it's time for some of my legendary optimism. I predict us winning the game by 4 goals, not only putting us up to 3rd, but also giving us better goal difference than Leicester. You can all thank me later.

AND, creating a further record of 5 games in a row won by 3+ goals!

[Stevie]

 

All I want for Christmas is Norwich beating Chelsea and us beating Southampton.

 

 

Come on you reds!

[5R7]

sadly, with nothing to play for, i don't think Norwich will be turning up tomorrow

[5R7]

play it again sam!

 

[5R7]

[5R7]

ffs, pogba fucked that right up!

[teddymeow]

Pogba should just put on a Saints shirt.

[Stevie]

Rashy! 

[feltmonkey]

So, so good from Martial. We really needed that, because we've been second best. 

[Marzipan Travolta]

Martial's sheer refusal to give up the ball does it again. Loving Tony at the minute. Southampton have been by far the best opposition we've played so far. Really well organised.

[feltmonkey]

Martial! He's absolutely on fire. 

[teddymeow]

Oh Tony!! 

[5R7]

♪Tony Martial, he came from France,

English press said he had no chance,

50 million down the drain,

Tony Martial scores again...♪

[spork]

But where will our goals come from?!

[feltmonkey]

I reckon I'd take Pogba off at half time, not because of his performance, but to put McTominay on, so he can match Southampton's energy in the middle of the park. 

[5R7]

6 minutes ago, spork said:

But where will our goals come from?!

not tony's left foot...nope...

[5R7]

ref looks like he needs another drinks break 0_o