The old Man Utd Thread

[Mr Do 71]

 

[JPL]

I know we all want him sacked, but that’s taking it way too far. Idiots.

[Baring]

14 hours ago, Mr Do 71 said:

 

Disgraceful really, he has 2 young kids. Protest at the ground not at his house. I heard there were chants of hes going to die. 

[Stevie]

If you're interested in Rashfords injury, then this is a great video explaining in detail what its all about

 

 

[5R7]

Right, who owes who whos bollock then?

 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/11920976/manchester-united-confirm-bruno-fernandes-deal

[teddymeow]

3 minutes ago, 5R7 said:

Right, who owes who whos bollock then?

 

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/11920976/manchester-united-confirm-bruno-fernandes-deal

 

There's still time for it to collapse and bollocks swapped about again.

 

It's like when you buy a house. Until you're holding the keys it's still potentially going to go wrong.

[JPL]

I think I owe spork one of Pete Brant’s bollocks. Sounds fair to me.

[spork]

1 minute ago, JPL said:

I think I owe spork one of Pete Brant’s bollocks. Sounds fair to me.

 

[Art Vandelay]

20 hours ago, teddymeow said:

Sander Berge was at Carrington earlier today too apparently.

 

£20 million midfielder from Genk.

 

Strangely enough, I watched him play for Genk at the weekend. It was like watching an oil tanker patrol around. 

[Nicky]

hed fit right in then

[Gabzy]

We've actually gone and done it  took long enough. Still need a striker though.

 

[Art Vandelay]

Maybe he had an off game or something, but he was miles off the pace and it stood out like a sore thumb. Got utterly dominated by some lad who couldn't get a game with Norwich in the Championship a few years ago. 

[JPL]

Right, we’ve got two days to get a striker in now. I’m sure Woodward is busy working away on it and it’ll be announced tomorrow. I’ve got total faith.

[5R7]

more likely to get a 20 year old goalkeeper for the u23's...

[feltmonkey]

This should have been sorted weeks ago so we could get a forward in to cover Rashford (if Martial gets injured now we have no-one to play up there except for an admittedly talented 18-year-old kid) and try to sign a defensive midfielder too. Fernandes is a terrific player from what I've seen, but he's not going to fix our problems on his own. In fact the level of expectation on him now could be a problem. 

[5R7]

THe benefit to getting him now is he has the rest of this season to adapt to the league.

 

Predictions for tonight then, city to get an early one than pass the ball round for 85 mins!

 

[5R7]

well...game on?

[Stevie]

Ricky: I told you Matic is a great player!

[5R7]

imagine being chelsea, and looking at Debruyne, after letting him go for very little...

[5R7]

i was expecting Dan to come on in the second half, but more liek with 20 mins left to really run at city

[5R7]

is it me, or is matic starting to look like his old self?

[MikeBeaver]

Can someone PLEASE take Lingard off our hands?

[feltmonkey]

I'm not sure about our playing out from the back. 

[5R7]

5 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

I'm not sure about our playing out from the back. 

yep, this is a game for hitting long!

Citys defence IS there attack, their actual defence ...is a bit shit...

 

lingard off the pitch....for andreas...ok!

[Stevie]

If we had McTominay, Pogba, Fernandes and Rashford we would be winning this game. 

[feltmonkey]

How did they not score then? 

[Stevie]

Shhh dont jinx it!

[Stevie]

Oh Matic 

[Gabzy]

So fucking predictable. FFS

[MikeBeaver]

Fuck :-(