The old Man Utd Thread

[Stevie]

Very nice...how much!?

[feltmonkey]

The most uplifting inclusion is of course Max Taylor, who is making his first appearance in a first team squad after being treated for cancer. 

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/50562023

 

I hope he gets on the pitch at some stage. 

[spork]

 

 

Early kickoff!

[5R7]

That doesnt seem to show for me? the odd thing is, these guys probably know how to be a team more than the first team at this rate!

 

[Stevie]

These kids produce less sloppy passes than the 1st team.

[Mr Do 71]

LINGARD. 1-0. 

[5R7]

Captain Lingard!  haha

 

And they play together in the u23's they simply know how to play together and know where they will be.

 

hang on...how many homegrown players is that on the pitch and squad??

[5R7]

Hope we go for a few more goal in the 2nd half, its been a bit easy, but we should have scored more

[5R7]

good greif, go to make some food, and find we are 2-1 down!?!

[Stevie]

If we dont beat Villa tomorrow then we are getting a new manager. 

 

[5R7]

i guess thats almost the strongest lineup we could use...

 

[spork]

Andreas and Fred CM pairing again 

[5R7]

oh ffs

 

we should buy grealish!

[spork]

Just now, 5R7 said:

oh ffs

 

we should buy a center midfielder.

 

[teddymeow]

Another wank afternoon, ahoy.

 

Ole sacked if it's a loss?

[spork]

To be fair I'm not quite sure anyone would come and do any better with our current available center mids.

[feltmonkey]

Great stuff from Fred there. Our first attack since going behind? 

[feltmonkey]

We don't look like the home side, do we? We were lucky to get away with that disallowed goal. It was offside, but if Grealish had happened to be half a step further back and therefore onside, it wouldn't have made a difference in terms of gaining an advantage. 

 

This is every bit as poor as last week. 

[Stevie]

Lovely Rashford 

[feltmonkey]

Rashford! 

 

(Or possibly Heaton OG  ) 

[Stevie]

Fred over the top, its a meme now. 

[spork]

Attacking football. What's going on?!

[Stevie]

Phew. Now lets not bottle it. 

[feltmonkey]

Lovely header from Lindelof. 

[feltmonkey]

Well that was brief. 

[Stevie]

[5R7]

that was fuck awful, we cant defend set pieces, need to get rid of this zonal marking shite, and get a defensive coach in!

[Stevie]

I dislike Grealish and his twatty hair and sideburns.

[5R7]

ya know what, imo, Freds had his run of games, he isnt good enough! get Garner in there, he cant do worse, and he might devolp and get better by playing!

[feltmonkey]

A draw at home against a promoted side - another very poor result. To be honest, Villa were the better team, and this is where we are now - mid-table and scrapping it out with teams of Aston Villa's level (no disrespect meant to Villa.)