The old Man Utd Thread

[5R7]

its fair to say we are set up to counter attack today, 3 centre backs, 2mid in front of that, get the front 3 running at Jagielka!

[JPL]

19 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

Everyone's injured  hope we can pull this off today, would take us up to 5th and continue the recent form.

Where is Pogba anyway? He’s been away for a suspiciously long amount of time and there never seems to be any mention of him coming back.

[Mr Do 71]

6 minutes ago, JPL said:

Where is Pogba anyway? He’s been away for a suspiciously long amount of time and there never seems to be any mention of him coming back.

 

Hopefully back in December.

[5R7]

DE GEA!! Fuckinel!0_o looks like hes found his form

[Gabzy]

Jones as useless as fucking ever

[Gabzy]

What even was that?! Please PLEASE sell the fucking joker asap, sick of him.

[5R7]

he needs to get jones off the pitch  already, aweful defending! get mata or garner on in midfield and we might do better!

[Stevie]

Oh Phil 

[JPL]

4 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

sick of him.

Bit late, but welcome to the club.

[Gabzy]

26 minutes ago, JPL said:

Where is Pogba anyway? He’s been away for a suspiciously long amount of time and there never seems to be any mention of him coming back.

 

He's due back mid/late December according to Ole. He had the cast taken off last week, now onto physio.

[Gabzy]

Even James is playing like shit today... forget it, guys.

[5R7]

Brandon williams has looked alrite, but we need an extra midfielder.

[Loik V credern]

Maybe we should have taken fucking Mourinho back, eh. STOP PLAYING LIKE SHIT FOR GODS SAKE HOW HARD IS IT REALLY

 

i'm not watching the game how is it? Hopefully the club buy 8 midfielders in the summer, so many that when 3 get injured there's 5 left.

[Gabzy]

Well, Sheffield are bossing the game and our front 3 have been anonymous. Sums it up. Also, Jones is a useless twat.

 

[Stevie]

4 minutes ago, Loik V credern said:

 

 

i'm not watching the game how is it? 

 

Rashford, James and Martial are all invisible. 

edit: and Maguire is fuming

[Loik V credern]

[Gabzy]

Ole needs to make changes at half time, no excuses. We've been utterly useless this half.

[feltmonkey]

Jones off, and either Mata or Garner into midfield, I reckon. 

[5R7]

lingard on...ok...not the way i would have gone...

[Seanfl9]

Not gonna lie. If Poch isn't signing a contract by midnight this evening. I'm done with this season. 

[Gabzy]

Poch in, please.

[layten]

I wonder how much money your lot are offering Poch right now?

[Loik V credern]

Jones has spent his whole career either injured or falling over on a football pitch. And it feels like he's been around forever.

[dizogg]

What a finish. Pin point.

[Gabzy]

Just now, PC Master Race said:

I wonder how much money your lot are offering Poch right now?

Hopefully as much as he wants

[Stevie]

FFS 

[Seanfl9]

If Poch is genuinely up for the challenge in a building job at United. We are fools to pass up the opportunity.

[dizogg]

Pochettino would be mad to join a club this rotten from the top to the bottom. And that’s not even trolling, before a manager comes in you need to figure out a proper management structure. And that doesn’t mean hiring Rio Ferdinand as sporting director.

[Gabzy]

He brought on Lingard instead of Mata. Lingard! It's just all so baffling.

[Gabzy]

Another thing - their keeper is playing his first ever PL game, and we've tested him...once. Once! ONCE!