The old Man Utd Thread

[5R7]

Fred needs to get off the pitch!

[Mr Do 71]

5 minutes ago, 5R7 said:

Fred needs to get off the pitch!

 

Forever.

[5R7]

8 minutes ago, Mr Do 71 said:

 

Forever.

even more so after that!

[JPL]

Wow, look, we’ve brought on Rashford and Lingard to save the day. 

[Stevie]

Should have gotten a pen. Another reason why VAR is a good thing.

[JPL]

I wonder if we’ll even muster a single shot on target. What absolute shite.

 

I’ve constantly thought we couldn’t get any worse pretty much every season since Fergie left, but this really is the lowest it’s been. How low can we go? Relegation doesn’t seem unreasonable at the moment. I honestly couldn’t give less of a fuck any more.

[5R7]

well, that were shite wernt it!

[sith]

Fucking woeful.

 

Whose idea was it to sell our only proven goalscorer without replacing him? 

[Stevie]

I want my 90 minutes back. 

[JPL]

Just now, sith said:

Whose idea was it to sell our only proven goalscorer without replacing him? 

I'll give you one guess.

[Waggo]

47 minutes ago, 5R7 said:

Fred needs to get off the pitch!

 

That’s a 60 million pound superstar you are talking about there.

 

Didn’t Leicester’s title winning team cost less than that in total to put together?

[JPL]

Can’t we just wind the club down now? They’ve had some good times over the years, but I think it’s time to call it a day.

[Waggo]

Don’t think Scousers or City fans will agree with you on that one.

[Seanfl9]

There are good times ahead lads... Just don't quote me on a timeframe.

 

I would like a summer transfer window now plz. 

[Stevie]

Solskjaer deleted his twitter because of abuse 

[5R7]

Wow!

 

Anybody watching? We haven't looked that bad today, some nice moves. We need wan bisaka back though!

[Stevie]

I think we look terrible to be honest, better compared to us on Thursday though. 

[teddymeow]

Watched the first half with my Dad after a nice pub lunch. We've not bothered to stay for the second.

[David Heath]

15 minutes ago, 5R7 said:

Wow!

 

Anybody watching? We haven't looked that bad today, some nice moves. We need wan bisaka back though!

[Stevie]

Months ago I said I wouldn't mind if we lacked results as long as we played good attacking football, but were not.

 

edit: ffs

[feltmonkey]

No VAR check? On first look, I was sure there was an offside in the build-up. 

[Stevie]

Yeah thats it for me, I'm officially Ole out. 

[feltmonkey]

This isn't his fault. 

 

We go one nill down and the first thing we do to save the situation is Young and Fred start slowly playing sideways passes to each other. 

[Stevie]

3 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

This isn't his fault. 

 

 

 

Why aren't we playing 4-3-3 like we did earlier. 4-2-3-1 doesn't work. 

[feltmonkey]

Five minutes plus stoppage time remaining, and you kind of feel there's zero chance we can come back. 

[Stevie]

WDLDWLDL

[dizogg]

44 minutes ago, 5R7 said:

Wow!

 

Anybody watching? We haven't looked that bad today, some nice moves. We need wan bisaka back though!

[feltmonkey]

We make football look like a really difficult game. 

[teddymeow]

There's no threat. 

 

According to the BBC website we had 69% of the possession but it means fuck all if all that possession is consists of stupid sideways passing with the occasional pass back to the goalie.

 

 

[sith]

 

Fred is one of the worst players I have ever seen wear the badge. Did he make any forward passes today?

 

I feel for Ole a little bit. We've got a lot of injuries and had no luck outside of the Chelsea game. If Pogba scores that pen, If Maguire scored that sitter today we could be in the top 4 despite how shit we are.

 

But make no mistake, at this rate finishing inside the top 10 will be a minor miracle.