The old Man Utd Thread

[Mr Do 71]

[neoELITE]

30 minutes ago, JPL said:

Jesus Christ. Rochdale should be in front there.

 

Not that I’d mind, seeing as I’m from Rochdale and they’re my second team. Maybe I should push them to first, I’m sure I’d have a lot more fun than watching United these days.

 

[JPL]

2 minutes ago, neoELITE said:

 

What? I was brought up as a United supporter, but as I got older I started to go and watch Rochdale as well. I always liked having two teams so far apart from each other, but on this evidence they’re pretty evenly matched!

[teddymeow]

Bloody hell!!

 

We couldn't hit water if we fell out of a boat!!

[feltmonkey]

Never in doubt.

 

[teddymeow]

Chelsea away in the next round.

 

 

[teddymeow]

We'll, I don't think it's going to be 8 - 2 tonight.

 

Certainly not to Man Utd anyway.

[5R7]

well...there ya go...

 

[Gabzy]

Pogba and Rashford starting. Tuanzebe at right-back I’m guessing? Could be interesting. Lingard really needs to perform today to justify his place in the starting 11.

[5R7]

da fuq...axel is at LB..!?

[Gabzy]

... and bossing it 

 

[feltmonkey]

I'll be amazed if we end the game with 11 players. Young is already lucky to still be on. 

[feltmonkey]

What a strike! 

[5R7]

SCOTTTTYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

 

whoever there 34 is needs booking! that was disgraceful!

[Mr Do 71]

Get in. 

[feltmonkey]

I didn't see that. What happened?  Edit @5R7

[teddymeow]

It's defo gonna be a juicy 2nd half.

 

I reckon a red card for each team at least.

 

Glad Scotty scored. Andreas hasn't been too bed either. 

 

I know it's been said before but how fast is Daniel James?! Blimey Charlie!!

[Gabzy]

He definitely pulled Lingard back which is why he wasn’t in the box tapping James’ cross in.

[spork]

Future captain Scott Mctominay with an absolute banger.

 

[5R7]

@feltmonkey, what @Gabzy said!

[feltmonkey]

Haha I missed that on the replay too. I thought you might have meant when he ducked out of the way of the shot, in which case I'd have had to agree.  

[feltmonkey]

How the fuck is that not a penalty? 

 

What is the point of VAR if they don't give that? 

[Gabzy]

Where is VAR?? How the hell is that not a penalty?!

[Gabzy]

Fucking shittest implementation of a system ever. Utterly pointless.

[5R7]

jesus fucking christ, kevin friend is such a shit ref! that was clear as fucking day handball!

[Gabzy]

Hilarious, so this is var’d but not the pen 

[feltmonkey]

That was fucking inevitable after the handball fiasco. 

[5R7]

what a fucking disgrace of var this is!

[dizogg]

Arm by his side, that’s not a penalty imo. Certainly not a clear cut one. But that IS a goal. Great implementation. 

[5R7]

arm goes to the ball, from his side...