The old Man Utd Thread

[ckny]

The board haven’t given a shit about the team’s performance for a long time. All about the bottom line.

 

Season’s a write off. Somebody wake me up in August.

[5R7]

alrite, who had 3-1 in the sweepstake then?

[hmm]

Mourinho quite possibly had a few quid on it... 

[5R7]

this, is not acceptable, it shouldn't be acceptable to the board. If he had any real balls he would walk away and admit he couldn't do it. but he wont.

 

[feltmonkey]

Fucking hell, 36 shots. 

[5R7]

[JPL]

The fuck is dinobot coming in here negging me for. Idiot.

[spork]

He possed me so it's all good. 

 

Spoiler

He wants Mou to stay, obviously

 

[Guest]

We had a higher shots on target ratio! 

[McFly]

What a massive clear out is required. More dead wood than a boxing day Christmas tree sale

[Stig]

34 minutes ago, JPL said:

The fuck is dinobot coming in here negging me for. Idiot.

 

He's not on board with you sacking Jose. Wants him to stay forever.

[5R7]

I think this season also shows just how much rui did behind the scenes, as Jose seems even more lost without him! And I do think we could put out a team that could compete, posted a page or so ago, but, it means actually trying to play football!

[JPL]

What do the board do then? Mourinho is moaning about wanting to make transfers in January, but the board would be mad to give him any cash. Why not fuck him off and get someone in who actually has a plan. Let them make a start in January. You never know, some of these players might actually be decent with someone who has a clue. Even Pogba.

 

I used to think Abramovich was a bit mental, but he saw right through this clown’s incompetence in his second term and got rid of him before the rot set it. Our board needs to do the same.

 

Leaving him until it’s mathematically impossible for us to get into the champions league next season will mean sacking him at a point in the season that doesn’t do anyone any favours.

 

This is probably the worst state I’ve ever seen the club in, right from top to bottom. It’s embarrassing.

[formallyhuman]

I really don't think United have a bad team. They should easily be competing for top four. It's clearly Jose that's the problem.

[5R7]

PSG then eh!? lol

 

i hope Rojo scythes down Neymar!

[JPL]

It wouldn’t have mattered who we got, we aren’t going any further with that prick as manager.

[Mr Do 71]

 

[JPL]

He's gone! Merry Christmas everyone!

[hmm]

He's gone! Merry Christmas, guys. (Edit: snap!)

 

Hopefully you'll be over the new manager bounce by Feb 24th...

[Nicky]

Well that woke me up at work.

 

[denisb]

Who next ? Fergie 

[spork]

Carrick and Mckenna probably until the end of the season. DOF comes in asap and then who knows?

[Baring]

Not Fergie please he’s cemented his reputation forever. He could only harm it. 

 

Go all out for Poch. Anyone who fancies attacking. 

[Seanfl9]

Poch isn't leaving Spurs when they are weeks away from their new stadium. No chance. 

[spork]

We're going to end up with Zidane at some point because he's a big name.

[Stig]

Think it's ridiculous to go intrim manager for the rest of the season. There's still 21 games left, thats plenty time for a new manager to succeed ot an intrim to fuck things up even more.

 

Only thing I can think of is that they want someone lik ZZ but he's refused to take the job mid season and says he'll do it but from the start of next season

[ckny]

Oh happy day!

[Guest]

Maybe Pogba will start playing now. 

[Seanfl9]

I really hope the players begin to play as we all think they can now. It'd be so good to see us go on a run playing attacking football, winning games as Mourinho tries to justify his backwards ass tactics. 

 

Also - if Mourinho jumps into Madrid, PSG, Bayern hotseat at the end of the season. I'm done. 

[Guest]

Mourinho will be at PSG.