The old Man Utd Thread

[5R7]

Sports-ball!!!!

[feltmonkey]

Fucks sake.

[5R7]

smalling is having a mare today!

 

can we fuck off jose and get eddie howe in!

[feltmonkey]

I love Mata, but what is he doing today?

 

We could be 3-0 down, easily. Bournemouth have so much more energy than us.  We're peddling hard to even keep up. 

[feltmonkey]

You're right about Smalling. He's started badly and is panicking every time the ball comes near him. He's a liability right now.

[5R7]

is fellani injured? or Dalot? the pair of em would be more benficial today. and he  needs to get bailey and jones back in the team!

[spork]

3 minutes ago, 5R7 said:

is fellani injured? or Dalot? the pair of em would be more benficial today. and he  needs to get bailey and jones back in the team!

 

Both are injured. 

[feltmonkey]

Yes! Martial!

 

Edit - 

[spork]

5 minutes ago, feltmonkey said:

Martial! 

 

 

[Liamness]

I think Sanchez was onside there. His movement has been pretty good. A disastrous performance more generally so far though, 1-1 flatters us massively. Yet another game where we've started slowly and with no clear plan. Hopefully we've got that out of our system now though.

[feltmonkey]

Great work from Sanchez in the build-up. He won the ball, then made a good run off the ball and played a nice ball in. Up until then it had been the usual Sanchez for United stuff - all rushed and hit-and-hope. Next thing he does is a delightful little knock-down for Mata. He's such a weird player.

 

@spork you're right, I ballsed up the format there.

[feltmonkey]

What was Fred doing there?  

[feltmonkey]

How has that not gone in?

[5R7]

what the what!?!?!

[feltmonkey]

3 clear chances in the last five minutes. 4 if you count Pogba's follow-up to Rashford's chance.

[feltmonkey]

Rashford!  

[Mr Do 71]

[feltmonkey]

Fuck me he took his time putting that in.

[Liamness]

NAME OF PLAYER

[feltmonkey]

1 minute ago, Liamness said:

NAME OF PLAYER

 

#ZLATANTIME?

[Liamness]

Feel bad for Bournemouth almost - but they should've put us out of sight in the first half really. They were the only ones out there playing.

[feltmonkey]

Phew. We just about deserved that, but it still felt harsh on Bournemouth.

 

Good spirit in this team. We start badly, look confused, but keep finding a way back into games. 

 

Pogba was rubbish today, but that was a lovely bit of skill to send the defender the wrong way before the winning goal

 

Edit - haha that steward got inexplicably hugged by Rashford and Smalling in the celebrations.

[5R7]

knew this was going to be an issue when signing him !  "Manchester United's efforts to tie Anthony Martial and David de Gea to new deals are being hampered by agents using Alexis Sanchez's huge wages as a guide in negotiations." from the miror

[5R7]

ah, yes, football...woo...i guess...

[5R7]

[Gabzy]

So the day they all decide to actually be good, disciplined and creative... Pogba decides not to fucking turn up. *sigh*

[5R7]

4 minutes ago, Gabzy said:

So the day they all decide to actually be good, disciplined and creative... Pogba decides not to fucking turn up. *sigh*

don't worry, he's got big fellani on the bench to lump it long too later!

[Gabzy]

I’d rather have Fellaini on now if he’s fit, for all the good Pogba’s doing.

[5R7]

tbf...yeah lol

 

[5R7]

annnnnd there it goes, was expecting that a fair bit earlier.