The old Man Utd Thread

[Mr Do 71]

 

King Eric is back at Old Trafford for Soccer Aid. 

[5R7]

The King is on the pitch at Old Trafford!?!?!?!... I want him to score lol

[Mr Do 71]

 

[spork]

On paper, that looks like a fairly "easy" first and last 2 months of the season and with 2 exceptions the big games seem fairly well spaced apart. Not bad!

[Gabzy]

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/david-de-gea-manchester-united-14790069

 

Jesus, Joseph and Mary - DE GEA AGREES NEW 5 YEAR CONTRACT!!

 

[Mr Do 71]

Excellent news. He's a stunning goalkeeper. 

[5R7]

...good lord, de gea just did a karrius!?! 0_o

[Stig]

David de Karius

[Oh Danny Boy]

13 hours ago, 5R7 said:

...good lord, de gea just did a karrius!?! 0_o

 

What? De Gea got concussed by Ramos? The swine! Explains why he signed the contract, as in his concussed state he must have read ‘Real Madrid 5yr contract’ 

[5R7]

2 hours ago, Oh Danny Boy said:

 

What? De Gea got concussed by Ramos? The swine! Explains why he signed the contract, as in his concussed state he must have read ‘Real Madrid 5yr contract’ 

nah mate, fucked up good an proper, hence forth, "doing a Karrius"

[Mr Do 71]

 

[5R7]

On 21/06/2018 at 14:39, Mr Do 71 said:

 

 

 

...Fred??

 

 

[5R7]

im sure Xherdan Shaqiri is available for a knockdown price, and can play right wing! why arnt we going after him!

[dizogg]

1 hour ago, 5R7 said:

im sure Xherdan Shaqiri is available for a knockdown price, and can play right wing! why arnt we going after him!

 

Does Shaqiri really strike you as a Mourinho player?

[5R7]

thats a good point...he has actual skill...

[ckny]

 

[Gabzy]

https://www.theplayerstribune.com/en-us/articles/romelu-lukaku-ive-got-some-things-to-say

 

Man, Lukaku is actually inspirational. I had no idea about his background, but this is a fantastic read.

[Mr Do 71]

Fellaini signs until June 2020. 

[ckny]

FOR FUCKS SAKE

[Gabzy]

Aww he’s grown on me, the big lump. I’m happy he’s staying, obviously not as a starter but he’s a great striker to bring off the bench 

[Seanfl9]

Urgh, we should just be rid of him. He's already spent far too long at the club. He must be fucking over the moon to sit back and let his wage roll in whilst doing absolute fuck all. 

[Gabzy]

16 appearances (11 off the bench), 4 goals? Decent return I think.

[Seanfl9]

I just dislike the way the team suddenly turns into Sunday league the second he comes on the pitch. I'm not a fan of his; clumsy, malicious and incredibly one dimensional. 

[Mr Do 71]

You should've seen the replies to the @ManUtd tweet, overwhelming disapproval for the resigning of Fellaini.

[Nicky]

i dont like how the cunt held out for more money and a move away only to be resigned to signing for man utd when noone was fucking thick enough to take him on. we should have gone, actually yea, na, fuck off you  greedy cabbage.

[spork]

 

At least its not angry birds. 

[El Pibe]

Fellaini was great for Belgium in the WC.

[5R7]

anybody else feeling that , and i know its a world cup year,  we  are leaving pre season a bit late!? out first friendly isnt for a week...liverpool are on 3 tomorrow!?  and they signed shaquri...bah

 

and wtf is kohler?

[DC Lemon]

Nice feeder club we’ve got for the women’s squad.

 

[Mr Do 71]

Daley Blind has left for Ajax.