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FATEone

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On 20/03/2017 at 13:24, tbb said:

Hey look who it is? Long time lurker and #1 ManUtd QPR fan. Where's your mate FATEone? We miss him

Next time you let my pretend name caress your lips you best put some Respeck on it ya lil bitch.

 

I've only read the last 5/6 pages of this smelly thread, but the delusion is plentiful.

1. Referees are in fact still giving you shit you don't deserve, ALL FUCKING SEASON. How many offside goals have you lot been given this year? How many clear penalties and free-kicks around the box have not being given against you? Mourinho blaming refs is called a TACTIC. That's because he isn't very good with FOOTBALL TACTICS. His plan of action is: Don't Lose.

That's what you have to look forward to. An ego bigger than Zlatan's crying about how he doesn't get quite the same level of bias that Fuck-Face Ferguson got, and you lot will cling to it eagerly, because it distracts you from the fact that you're actually shit. Shit manager, shit players, and proper shit fans. Thieves every one of you.. if you're not stealing tactics and players you're stealing other teams' songs and children's souls. 

 

2. You're not finishing above City or Liverpool, possibly ever again. 

3. Pogba will never ever be worth £90 million, even if he stays at Utd for the next 20 years.
 

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ManLikeColonel

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47 minutes ago, FATEone said:

Next time you let my pretend name caress your lips you best put some Respeck on it ya lil bitch.

 

I've only read the last 5/6 pages of this smelly thread, but the delusion is plentiful.

1.Shit manager, shit players, and proper shit fans.

 

2. You're not finishing above City or Liverpool, possibly ever again. 

3. Pogba will never ever be worth £90 million, even if he stays at Utd for the next 20 years.
 

 

Wow. True, true and true.

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*phone rings at Chu Chu's house*

FATEone: Hey Chris, it's your brother. I've just done a zing in the Man Utd thread. Back me up please

Chu Chu Chris: No Worries Dad, we'll show em.

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FATEone

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he did mention in a facebook message that he forgot to tell me that little bitch TBB was calling out my name... Clearly you needed some intellect and football knowledge in this thread for all the times Gabby isn't posting thus your daydream threesome of you, her and Ferguson cannot manifest in the vivid detail you need to still get off to it. 

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5R7

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still not convinced on pogba in a two, but lets see how it goes!

 

United: Romero; Valencia, Bailly, Rojo, Darmian; Carrick (c), Pogba; Mkhitaryan, Lingard, Rashford; Ibrahimovic. Subs: De Gea, Blind, Fosu-Mensah, Shaw, Fellaini, Herrera, Martial.

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We've deserved the lead, we're absolutely dominating. This has been a very good performance. Everyone is playing well, and we look dangerous. The thing that is holding us back is the same thing that has held us back all season - a lack of clinical decisiveness in the last third. We'll delay, or pick the wrong pass, or try to take on one player too many, or take a bad touch. 

 

5R7 - I know what you mean about knowing these players from Football Manager. I've been habitually buying Youri Tielemans since FM2014. :lol:

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young is i think, longest serving player...hence prob why captain. its quite a common thing to do...whether its the right choice however...well...

 

edit: no hes not, valencia is!?....though i dont realy think hes captain material...

 

id have given it to herrera

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