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Marzipan Travolta

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So I wanted some suggestions. The more painful and jarring the transitions the better.

Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

The Beatles - I Am The Walrus

Eiffel 65 - Blue

Billy Ray Cyrus - Achey Breaky Heart

Vanilla - No way, no way

Stefan Dennis - Don't it make you feel good

Madonna - American Pie

Could do with a few more woefully misguided cover versions, in the vein of Madge.

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ngchol

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Yeah but that thread's full of really bad ones. I want teeny pop icons covering songs about heroin abuse etc. Or generally awful dance tunes and remixes ;)

Milli Vanilli? They must have sucked a million sweating record execs off to get their contract....

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Paradigm

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Black Lace doing Agadoo and those people that did the Chicken Song can rot in fucking hell, for all I care. Both songs taunt me with how abysmally bad they are, and how awful it was to be subjected them as a child when my favourite record was Sgt. Pepper's. Terrible. I don't care about covers of really good songs but those just make me want to destroy things. Eurgh.

What about James Blunt doing The Pixies' Where Is My Mind? Wanker.

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Chris303

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So's I Am The Walrus!

Number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine, number nine,

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i made a shocking cd full of stuff like drum n bass versions of dads army, the remixed bargain hunt theme and other horrors. unbeatable.

to seal the deal i put 'mc' harveys stupid fifa street commentary phrases inbetween tracks.

its unbeatable as the worst cd of all time i feel.

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I'd drop the Madonna one. It's a crap song, sure, but it isn't intrusively crap like most of the stuff you have on there - like that Vanilla one that would make me want to smash up a cd player. The Madonna one would just make me think "this is a crap song".

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Confetti's 'Sound Of C' is the worst record ever made, imho. It's Belgian New Beat, a music style that thankfully died soon after it was born.

And why not include Burnout 3's DJ STRYKER! for the in between track bits? I think he's the shnizzle dizzle, but everyone else seems to hate him. Why the hate though? How else would BURNERS find out about a CRAZY WINE PARTY happening at the MARINA?

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Black Lace doing Agadoo and those people that did the Chicken Song can rot in fucking hell, for all I care. Both songs taunt me with how abysmally bad they are, and how awful it was to be subjected them as a child when my favourite record was Sgt. Pepper's. Terrible. I don't care about covers of really good songs but those just make me want to destroy things. Eurgh.

What about James Blunt doing The Pixies' Where Is My Mind? Wanker.

the chicken song was a spitting image parody, and as such works perfectly.

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Andy_Why

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Why the hate though? How else would BURNERS find out about a CRAZY WINE PARTY happening at the MARINA?

At the MARINA, you say? I do love wine...

Didn't David Heath do some post about a new Petre Andre thing? That'll probably suck balls dry.

Yeah, it really is horrible, and therefore perfect. It's not just Peter Andre though. It's a Peter Andre and Jordan duet of that Aladdin classic, 'A Whole New World'. It changed my life.

And Angel could you upload that DnB Dads Army cover? It sounds fantastic(ally bad).

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Guitar Heroine

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Black Lace doing Agadoo and those people that did the Chicken Song can rot in fucking hell, for all I care. Both songs taunt me with how abysmally bad they are, and how awful it was to be subjected them as a child when my favourite record was Sgt. Pepper's. Terrible. I don't care about covers of really good songs but those just make me want to destroy things. Eurgh.

What about James Blunt doing The Pixies' Where Is My Mind? Wanker.

Aww he did that very nicely live this summer ;)

What about Whigfield? Saturday night..la la al deed da daaaa ohhh pretty baby.

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And why not include Burnout 3's DJ STRYKER! for the in between track bits? I think he's the shnizzle dizzle, but everyone else seems to hate him. Why the hate though? How else would BURNERS find out about a CRAZY WINE PARTY happening at the MARINA?

:angry:

EDIT: I'm sorry, but I never fail to laugh at ZOK's STRYKER! love.

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I can't belive no one has posted this yet. A must for this CD.

Yeah...

Didn't David Heath do some post about a new Petre Andre thing? That'll probably suck balls dry.
At the MARINA, you say? I do love wine...

Yeah, it really is horrible, and therefore perfect. It's not just Peter Andre though. It's a Peter Andre and Jordan duet of that Aladdin classic, 'A Whole New World'. It changed my life.

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You need something off the Hulk Hogan album. I recommend the classic Hulkster In Heaven:

I read it in the paper, I saw it on TV

I guess there'll be one empty seat, When I wrestle at Wembley.

I used to tear my shirt, But now you tore my heart.

I knew you were a Hulkamaniac, Right from the very start. (Right from the start)

Chorus: You were my friend, I'll see you again (This is not the end)

When the Hulkster comes to heaven (Heaven, heaven, heaven) We'll tag up again. (Again, again)

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac. (A friend to the end) (I'll see you again)

I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again.

You were my friend, And I'll see you again. (I will see you again)

When I climb back in the ring, You know we'll win this fight.

I wish you were here at ringside, To cheer me on tonight. (Oooooooooh)

The spotlight now grows dim, But now it's not on me.

The prayers we said together, Are still our guarantee.

Chorus

(The world just lost my friend.) (He's my friend.)

You were my friend (You were)

I'll see you again (I'll see you)

When the Hulkster comes to heaven (Heaven. Heaven)

We'll tag up again. (Again)

The world just lost another Hulkamaniac, I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again (Bring you back. Bring you back again)

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