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That's pretty sick, gotta hate those one outers.

Worst thing is the way the hand played out though, if it was AIPF then it's just dreadfully unlucky for you, but the call post-flop is shocking, he has to realise that he is beat.

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Hey, it's an evening of Pot-limit LOLmaha!

Full Tilt Poker Game #19115330346: Table Celerity (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 19:59:52 ET - 2010/03/09

Seat 1: j_pizana ($8.68)

Seat 2: PantsB ($24.59)

Seat 3: ballar4 ($8.48)

Seat 4: eXe-Q ($10)

Seat 5: wadzon ($11.22)

Seat 6: Herring69 ($4.68)

PantsB posts the small blind of $0.05

ballar4 posts the big blind of $0.10

The button is in seat #1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to PantsB [2d Kc Qc Kd]

eXe-Q raises to $0.20

wadzon folds

Herring69 calls $0.20

j_pizana calls $0.20

PantsB calls $0.15

ballar4 folds

*** FLOP *** [9s Ks Tc]

PantsB bets $0.90

eXe-Q folds

Herring69 folds

j_pizana calls $0.90

*** TURN *** [9s Ks Tc] [Td]

PantsB bets $2.70

j_pizana raises to $7.58, and is all in

PantsB calls $4.88

*** RIVER *** [9s Ks Tc Td] [Ts]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

j_pizana shows [4c 6s Th Kh] four of a kind, Tens

PantsB mucks

j_pizana wins the pot ($16.67) with four of a kind, Tens

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $17.86 | Rake $1.19

Board: [9s Ks Tc Td Ts]

Seat 1: j_pizana (button) showed [4c 6s Th Kh] and won ($16.67) with four of a kind, Tens

Seat 2: PantsB (small blind) mucked [2d Kc Qc Kd] - a full house, Kings full of Tens

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I inflicted this on someone earlier, but frankly I felt he deserved it because of his preflop play anyway. No way I'm getting away from it postflop anyway.

PokerStars Game #40929547048: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2010/03/10 1:52:28 WET [2010/03/09 20:52:28 ET]

Table 'Catriona' 6-max Seat #4 is the button

Seat 1: johan glans ($39 in chips)

Seat 2: gregman417 ($25 in chips)

Seat 3: VinValducci ($25.30 in chips)

Seat 4: yanivi25 ($25 in chips)

Seat 5: Snoox187 ($25.95 in chips)

Seat 6: jibran4 ($26.20 in chips)

Snoox187: posts small blind $0.10

jibran4: posts big blind $0.25

gregman417: posts big blind $0.25

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan glans [8h Js Ah As]

johan glans: raises $0.75 to $1

gregman417: calls $0.75

VinValducci: raises $1 to $2

yanivi25: folds

Snoox187: folds

jibran4: folds

johan glans: raises $5.35 to $7.35

gregman417: folds

VinValducci: calls $5.35

*** FLOP *** [8c 6d 3c]

jibran4 leaves the table

johan glans: bets $15.25

VinValducci: raises $2.70 to $17.95 and is all-in

johan glans: calls $2.70

*** TURN *** [8c 6d 3c] [Ac]

*** RIVER *** [8c 6d 3c Ac] [Kc]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

johan glans: shows [8h Js Ah As] (three of a kind, Aces)

VinValducci: shows [Tc 3h 3s 9s] (three of a kind, Threes)

johan glans said, "ha"

johan glans collected $49.40 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $51.95 | Rake $2.55

Board [8c 6d 3c Ac Kc]

Seat 1: johan glans showed [8h Js Ah As] and won ($49.40) with three of a kind, Aces

Seat 2: gregman417 folded before Flop

Seat 3: VinValducci showed [Tc 3h 3s 9s] and lost with three of a kind, Threes

Seat 4: yanivi25 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: Snoox187 (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 6: jibran4 (big blind) folded before Flop

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400bb pot as an 80% favourite? yeah, why not lose with the nuts and a redraw to some fish with bottom 2. Fuck's sake.

Full Tilt Poker Game #19311239681: Table Alacrity (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 15:23:09 ET - 2010/03/16

Seat 1: johan glans ($188.22)

Seat 2: I Love Leeches ($26.82)

Seat 3: shaunn1 ($46.33)

Seat 4: cryontheriver ($8.50)

Seat 5: jeeje213 ($25.35)

Seat 6: Tomaso_F ($42.57)

jeeje213 posts the small blind of $0.10

Tomaso_F posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan glans [Kh Ad 7h Jd]

johan glans raises to $0.85

I Love Leeches folds

shaunn1 calls $0.85

cryontheriver folds

jeeje213 folds

Tomaso_F calls $0.60

*** FLOP *** [Th 9d Qs]

Tomaso_F checks

johan glans bets $2

shaunn1 raises to $8.65

Tomaso_F folds

johan glans raises to $28.60

shaunn1 raises to $45.48, and is all in

johan glans calls $16.88

shaunn1 shows [2h 9h Jh Qh]

johan glans shows [Kh Ad 7h Jd]

*** TURN *** [Th 9d Qs] [Jc]

*** RIVER *** [Th 9d Qs Jc] [Js]

shaunn1 shows a full house, Jacks full of Queens

johan glans shows a straight, Ace high

shaunn1 wins the pot ($90.61) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens

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I would like to show you the single worst play I have ever seen: loooook

Full Tilt Poker Game #19345789161: Table Alacrity (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 20:23:16 ET - 2010/03/17

Seat 1: eimoo ($24.25)

Seat 2: xatarr ($55.08)

Seat 3: johan glans ($225.88)

Seat 4: Za_Wolf ($32.04)

Seat 5: LaChappelleBr ($8.25)

Seat 6: VonTuuba ($109.63)

VonTuuba posts the small blind of $0.10

eimoo posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan glans [5c Kd Ad Ah]

xatarr folds

johan glans raises to $0.85

Za_Wolf folds

LaChappelleBr raises to $2.90

VonTuuba calls $2.80

eimoo calls $2.65

johan glans raises to $14.50

LaChappelleBr calls $5.35, and is all in

VonTuuba calls $11.60

eimoo calls $11.60

*** FLOP *** [7s 4h 8d]

VonTuuba checks

eimoo bets $9.75, and is all in

johan glans calls $9.75

VonTuuba calls $9.75

*** TURN *** [7s 4h 8d] [Qh]

VonTuuba checks

johan glans checks

*** RIVER *** [7s 4h 8d Qh] [3c]

VonTuuba bets $81

johan glans folds

Uncalled bet of $81 returned to VonTuuba

*** SHOW DOWN ***

VonTuuba shows [Jh 3d Jc 6d] a pair of Jacks

eimoo shows [8h As Ac 8s] three of a kind, Eights

eimoo wins the side pot ($46.65) with three of a kind, Eights

LaChappelleBr mucks

eimoo wins the main pot ($31.35) with three of a kind, Eights

Now, I'm fine to a degree with everyone's play in the hand preflop, I have advertised my obvious aces, and the fish wants to flop a set depite horrendous odds, which is also fine. God knows why aa88 didn't 4bet pre so that I could isloate the retard, but whatever. what I find utterly amazing is that on the river VonTuuba voluntarirly bet over 300bb into a dry side pot which he had absolutely no chance of winning, because I am never ever calling there unless I have him absolutely crushed. It's utterly astonishing. Needless to say he is now my new best poker friend.

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Hilarious overbet. Always cracks me up when people do that. Last time someone did it to me on the river I stacked him because I had decided to slow play a flopped nut straight. He must have bet about 10x pot into the river, absolutely incredible stupidity. He had nike of course.

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*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to sithlordx [8h Qd]

joe_lotus1: calls 20

Fouru2c: calls 20

sithlordx: calls 20

lagunaS33: folds

Denis_Mil: folds

AgeIisaus: folds

buck205: folds

TXFinn: calls 10

KOCENKOV: checks

*** FLOP *** [9s Jh Td]

TXFinn: bets 20

KOCENKOV: raises 200 to 220

joe_lotus1: folds

Fouru2c: calls 220

sithlordx: raises 280 to 500

TXFinn: folds

KOCENKOV: raises 980 to 1480 and is all-in

Fouru2c: calls 1260

sithlordx: raises 55 to 1535 and is all-in

Fouru2c: calls 35 and is all-in

Uncalled bet (20) returned to sithlordx

*** TURN *** [9s Jh Td] [4s]

*** RIVER *** [9s Jh Td 4s] [6s]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

Fouru2c: shows [8s Ks] (a flush, King high)

sithlordx: shows [8h Qd] (a straight, Eight to Queen)

Fouru2c collected 70 from side pot

KOCENKOV: shows [Ts Th] (three of a kind, Tens)

Fouru2c collected 4560 from main pot

FML

I'm having such bad luck right now :)

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Harsh beat post-flop but Dazza's advice is sound. If the table was incredibly passive and you just had to play the hand then you should really be raising with it rather than limping. I would have just dumped it, though; you'll lose much, much more than you win on the odd occasion you flop a monster in the long run limping from that position with that type of hand.

Don't get me wrong, I like to mix it up as much as anybody, particularly if the table is passive -- but limping in early position with the likes of Q8o will be your undoing.

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Yeah usually I would but everyone had folded on the previous two hands so I decided to limp in and hopefully see some action cheaply, got more than I bargained for as you can see.

As Darragh and Billy have said, this is just plain wrong. Naughty!

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FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUU OMAHAAAAAAAA. I'm 95% and 85% respectively. Within 5 minutes of each other. villain in hand 1 is a spew monkey who raises any 3bet pot on the flop with literally anything.

Full Tilt Poker Game #19522462004: Table Alacrity (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:07:38 ET - 2010/03/24

Seat 1: xDonkey ($8.43)

Seat 2: Orbokek ($31)

Seat 3: shal99 ($77.37)

Seat 4: johan glans ($61.05)

Seat 5: lachp82 ($92.36)

Seat 6: PotSucKeR7 ($49.58)

PotSucKeR7 posts the small blind of $0.10

xDonkey posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan glans [Jd Ah 3h As]

Orbokek raises to $0.85

shal99 folds

johan glans: lach you're $%@&ing thick pal

johan glans raises to $2.90

lachp82 folds

PotSucKeR7 folds

xDonkey folds

Orbokek has 15 seconds left to act

Orbokek calls $2.05

*** FLOP *** [3d Jc 7d]

Orbokek checks

johan glans bets $5

Orbokek calls $5

*** TURN *** [3d Jc 7d] [Jh]

Orbokek bets $12

johan glans raises to $24

Orbokek calls $11.10, and is all in

johan glans shows [Jd Ah 3h As]

Orbokek shows [Kc Kh 8h 2d]

Uncalled bet of $0.90 returned to johan glans

*** RIVER *** [3d Jc 7d Jh] [Kd]

johan glans shows a full house, Jacks full of Threes

Orbokek shows a full house, Kings full of Jacks

Orbokek wins the pot ($59.35) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks

Orbokek: lol

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $62.35 | Rake $3

Board: [3d Jc 7d Jh Kd]

Seat 1: xDonkey (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 2: Orbokek showed [Kc Kh 8h 2d] and won ($59.35) with a full house, Kings full of Jacks

Seat 3: shal99 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: johan glans showed [Jd Ah 3h As] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Threes

Seat 5: lachp82 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: PotSucKeR7 (small blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #19522433902: Table Alacrity (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:06:05 ET - 2010/03/24

Seat 1: tapordye ($138.95)

Seat 2: BiMon-Sc1Fi-Con ($27.37)

Seat 3: lachp82 ($58.95)

Seat 4: khomj ($31.53)

Seat 5: johan glans ($36.56)

Seat 6: honk123 ($25)

khomj posts the small blind of $0.10

johan glans posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #3

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan glans [Jh Ah Js Qd]

honk123 has 8 seconds left to act

honk123 folds

tapordye folds

BiMon-Sc1Fi-Con folds

lachp82 raises to $0.85

khomj folds

johan glans raises to $2.65

lachp82 calls $1.80

*** FLOP *** [9c 8s 5h]

johan glans bets $3.50

lachp82 raises to $15.90

johan glans has 15 seconds left to act

johan glans calls $12.40

*** TURN *** [9c 8s 5h] [4h]

johan glans bets $18.01, and is all in

lachp82 calls $18.01

johan glans shows [Jh Ah Js Qd]

lachp82 shows [Th Jd Ac Tc]

*** RIVER *** [9c 8s 5h 4h] [Qc]

johan glans shows a pair of Queens

lachp82 shows a straight, Queen high

lachp82 wins the pot ($70.22) with a straight, Queen high

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $73.22 | Rake $3

Board: [9c 8s 5h 4h Qc]

Seat 1: tapordye didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: BiMon-Sc1Fi-Con didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: lachp82 (button) showed [Th Jd Ac Tc] and won ($70.22) with a straight, Queen high

Seat 4: khomj (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 5: johan glans (big blind) showed [Jh Ah Js Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens

Seat 6: honk123 didn't bet (folded)

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Not only that but I keep managing to run into the absolute top of everyone's range, so my ev graph looks like complete shit. Example:

Full Tilt Poker Game #19522878044: Table Alacrity (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 12:30:09 ET - 2010/03/24

Seat 1: johan glans ($28.03)

Seat 2: Duv2 ($22.78)

Seat 3: frazer86 ($41.55)

Seat 4: Vadder1982 ($8.55)

Seat 5: Adastra1234 ($10.75)

Seat 6: TLPVicente ($25)

TLPVicente posts the small blind of $0.10

johan glans posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #5

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan glans [4h 7c Kd Ks]

Duv2 folds

frazer86 folds

Vadder1982 calls $0.25

Adastra1234 folds

TLPVicente calls $0.15

johan glans raises to $1

Vadder1982 calls $0.75

TLPVicente folds

*** FLOP *** [Js 4d 4s]

johan glans bets $1.75

Vadder1982 raises to $7.50

johan glans raises to $13.25

Vadder1982 calls $0.05, and is all in

johan glans shows [4h 7c Kd Ks]

Vadder1982 shows [Jh 4c Ts Th]

Uncalled bet of $5.70 returned to johan glans

*** TURN *** [Js 4d 4s] [5c]

*** RIVER *** [Js 4d 4s 5c] [Td]

johan glans shows three of a kind, Fours

Vadder1982 shows a full house, Tens full of Fours

Vadder1982 wins the pot ($16.49) with a full house, Tens full of Fours

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $17.35 | Rake $0.86

Board: [Js 4d 4s 5c Td]

Seat 1: johan glans (big blind) showed [4h 7c Kd Ks] and lost with three of a kind, Fours

Seat 2: Duv2 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: frazer86 didn't bet (folded)

Seat 4: Vadder1982 showed [Jh 4c Ts Th] and won ($16.49) with a full house, Tens full of Fours

Seat 5: Adastra1234 (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: TLPVicente (small blind) folded before the Flop

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For the 2nd time today. aaaaaaaaaaaagh

Full Tilt Poker Game #19535826877: Table Alacrity (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 21:33:28 ET - 2010/03/24

Seat 1: OHarny ($12.46)

Seat 2: noguerra ($28.73)

Seat 3: The Dominator_X ($38.96)

Seat 4: wiwang ($25)

Seat 5: pphammer83 ($13.25)

Seat 6: johan glans ($34.26)

The Dominator_X posts the small blind of $0.10

wiwang posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #2

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan glans [6c Jd 7d 8s]

pphammer83 raises to $0.85

johan glans calls $0.85

OHarny folds

noguerra folds

The Dominator_X calls $0.75

wiwang has 15 seconds left to act

wiwang folds

*** FLOP *** [7c 5d 7h]

The Dominator_X checks

pphammer83 bets $2.25

johan glans calls $2.25

The Dominator_X folds

*** TURN *** [7c 5d 7h] [2h]

pphammer83 has 15 seconds left to act

pphammer83 bets $4

johan glans raises to $11.65

pphammer83 calls $6.15, and is all in

johan glans shows [6c Jd 7d 8s]

pphammer83 shows [Ah 5s 8d Ac]

Uncalled bet of $1.50 returned to johan glans

*** RIVER *** [7c 5d 7h 2h] [As]

johan glans shows three of a kind, Sevens

pphammer83 shows a full house, Aces full of Sevens

pphammer83 wins the pot ($26.22) with a full house, Aces full of Sevens

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $27.60 | Rake $1.38

Board: [7c 5d 7h 2h As]

Seat 1: OHarny didn't bet (folded)

Seat 2: noguerra (button) didn't bet (folded)

Seat 3: The Dominator_X (small blind) folded on the Flop

Seat 4: wiwang (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 5: pphammer83 showed [Ah 5s 8d Ac] and won ($26.22) with a full house, Aces full of Sevens

Seat 6: johan glans showed [6c Jd 7d 8s] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

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First hold em sit n go I've played in a couple of months, reminds me why I stopped playing them. AA vs 54, $5 double up, he calls UTG I raise allin, he calls for over 1/2 his stack. Flop KQQ turn 5 river 5.

Speaking of online SnGs and aces, in the last two tournaments i've played, i've desperately needed to double up (as in, either shoving all my chips in pre or folding) and i've waited and waited until getting an ace to shove with, and both times (maybe it's 3 now, can't remember), i've been called by people in later positions with aces. Yet in almost every other heads up I see in these tournaments where someone is holding aces, they get cracked. Pisses me off!

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The hilarity continues. Top set and nfd vs a backdoor straight draw? NO GOOOOD.

Full Tilt Poker Game #19561811764: Table Alacrity (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 21:31:12 ET - 2010/03/25

Seat 1: johan glans ($32.25)

Seat 2: shynd ($61.54)

Seat 3: forzaroma68 ($8.35)

Seat 4: Pet Onion ($67.44)

Seat 5: JAMOZZ ($25)

Seat 6: yellowslim ($11.08)

shynd posts the small blind of $0.10

forzaroma68 posts the big blind of $0.25

The button is in seat #1

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to johan glans [2d Ad 7d Ah]

Pet Onion folds

JAMOZZ folds

yellowslim raises to $0.85

johan glans raises to $2.90

shynd folds

forzaroma68 folds

yellowslim calls $2.05

*** FLOP *** [4d As 6d]

yellowslim checks

johan glans bets $6.15

yellowslim raises to $8.18, and is all in

johan glans calls $2.03

yellowslim shows [5s Th Ac Js]

johan glans shows [2d Ad 7d Ah]

*** TURN *** [4d As 6d] [Qh]

*** RIVER *** [4d As 6d Qh] [Kc]

yellowslim shows a straight, Ace high

johan glans shows three of a kind, Aces

yellowslim wins the pot ($21.39) with a straight, Ace high

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot $22.51 | Rake $1.12

Board: [4d As 6d Qh Kc]

Seat 1: johan glans (button) showed [2d Ad 7d Ah] and lost with three of a kind, Aces

Seat 2: shynd (small blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 3: forzaroma68 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Seat 4: Pet Onion didn't bet (folded)

Seat 5: JAMOZZ didn't bet (folded)

Seat 6: yellowslim showed [5s Th Ac Js] and won ($21.39) with a straight, Ace high

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Fucking hell, every single time :)

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to sithlordx [Jc Js]

fralagal: folds

sithlordx: raises 120 to 150

Delfin Cinco: folds

colore 1972: calls 150

Dalius: folds

pokerpropana: folds

Remius54: folds

torte975: folds

Artemissgarr: folds

*** FLOP *** [Ts 3h 3d]

sithlordx: bets 450

colore 1972: raises 160 to 610 and is all-in

sithlordx: calls 160

*** TURN *** [Ts 3h 3d] [5d]

*** RIVER *** [Ts 3h 3d 5d] [8d]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

sithlordx: shows [Jc Js] (two pair, Jacks and Threes)

colore 1972: shows [Td Ad] (a flush, Ace high)

colore 1972 collected 1565 from pot

Eugh.

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First hand of the tournament and I'm done :quote:

PokerStars Game #41914530156: Tournament #247088352, 10FPP Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2010/03/29 22:42:39 ET

Table '247088352 27' 9-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 1: Z4HOS (1460 in chips)

Seat 2: sithlordx (1500 in chips)

Seat 3: CaRd_RiCh (3220 in chips)

Seat 4: YoSo2 (1440 in chips)

Seat 5: joeloscar23 (1500 in chips)

Seat 6: shamer76 (1500 in chips)

Seat 7: DavidSystem (1500 in chips)

Seat 8: USV111fly (1440 in chips)

Seat 9: lge84 (1440 in chips)

YoSo2: posts small blind 10

joeloscar23: posts big blind 20

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to sithlordx [Ah Ad]

shamer76: folds

DavidSystem: folds

USV111fly: folds

lge84: raises 80 to 100

Z4HOS: folds

sithlordx: raises 400 to 500

CaRd_RiCh: folds

YoSo2: folds

joeloscar23: folds

lge84: calls 400

*** FLOP *** [6d 3s Th]

lge84: bets 940 and is all-in

sithlordx: calls 940

*** TURN *** [6d 3s Th] [Qs]

*** RIVER *** [6d 3s Th Qs] [Kc]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

lge84: shows [Qh Ts] (two pair, Queens and Tens)

sithlordx: shows [Ah Ad] (a pair of Aces)

lge84 collected 2910 from pot

:blush:

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FUCKING FUCK POCKET ACES TO HELL!! AARRRGHHH

Table 'Syrma' 9-max Seat #1 is the button

Seat 1: gomango1982 ($2.73 in chips)

Seat 2: NaNoPoRtIoN ($2.07 in chips)

Seat 3: e66o ($3 in chips)

Seat 4: Thani1943 ($2.66 in chips)

Seat 6: sithlordx ($2.61 in chips)

Seat 7: LISOGORE ($1.91 in chips)

Seat 8: ReleaseRoger ($5.24 in chips)

Seat 9: D19M68K ($1.29 in chips)

NaNoPoRtIoN: posts small blind $0.01

e66o: posts big blind $0.02

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to sithlordx [Ah Ac]

Thani1943: folds

sithlordx: calls $0.02

LISOGORE has timed out

LISOGORE: folds

ReleaseRoger: folds

D19M68K: raises $0.06 to $0.08

gomango1982: calls $0.08

NaNoPoRtIoN: folds

e66o: folds

sithlordx: raises $0.12 to $0.20

D19M68K: raises $1.09 to $1.29 and is all-in

gomango1982: folds

sithlordx: calls $1.09

*** FLOP *** [Js Qd 9s]

*** TURN *** [Js Qd 9s] [Ts]

*** RIVER *** [Js Qd 9s Ts] [3c]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

sithlordx: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)

D19M68K: shows [Kd Kh] (a straight, Nine to King)

D19M68K collected $2.59 from pot

Played it perfectly and boom still get destroyed.

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lol donkaments

*********** # 43 **************

PokerStars Game #42180758618: Tournament #259612646, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2010/04/04 19:03:30 WET [2010/04/04 14:03:30 ET]

Table '259612646 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button

Seat 1: Seisbye (2105 in chips)

Seat 2: bigmudder (1607 in chips)

Seat 3: Pfanni80 (1370 in chips)

Seat 4: BigBenFr (1795 in chips)

Seat 6: Chaz (5030 in chips)

Seat 7: A OK Hand (5090 in chips)

Seat 8: smirnoff2012 (2055 in chips)

Seat 9: DidiTerrivel (9225 in chips)

Seisbye: posts small blind 75

bigmudder: posts big blind 150

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Chaz [As 5d]

Pfanni80: folds

BigBenFr: folds

Chaz: raises 300 to 450

A OK Hand: folds

smirnoff2012: folds

DidiTerrivel: folds

Seisbye: folds

bigmudder: raises 1157 to 1607 and is all-in

Chaz: calls 1157

*** FLOP *** [8s Ac 2s]

*** TURN *** [8s Ac 2s] [3s]

*** RIVER *** [8s Ac 2s 3s] [3c]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

bigmudder: shows [3h Qs] (three of a kind, Threes)

Chaz: shows [As 5d] (two pair, Aces and Threes)

bigmudder collected 3289 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 3289 | Rake 0

Board [8s Ac 2s 3s 3c]

Seat 1: Seisbye (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: bigmudder (big blind) showed [3h Qs] and won (3289) with three of a kind, Threes

Seat 3: Pfanni80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: BigBenFr folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Chaz showed [As 5d] and lost with two pair, Aces and Threes

Seat 7: A OK Hand folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: smirnoff2012 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: DidiTerrivel (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

lol

And, same fucking airhead less than 10 hands later:

*********** # 17 **************

PokerStars Game #42181030111: Tournament #259612646, $10+$1 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2010/04/04 19:08:54 WET [2010/04/04 14:08:54 ET]

Table '259612646 2' 9-max Seat #9 is the button

Seat 1: Seisbye (4750 in chips)

Seat 2: bigmudder (4564 in chips)

Seat 3: mrswoodwork (4955 in chips)

Seat 4: BigBenFr (1720 in chips)

Seat 5: lmurali (465 in chips)

Seat 6: Chaz (1998 in chips)

Seat 7: A OK Hand (4190 in chips)

Seat 8: smirnoff2012 (1830 in chips)

Seat 9: DidiTerrivel (9225 in chips)

Seisbye: posts small blind 75

bigmudder: posts big blind 150

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to Chaz [Jc Ad]

mrswoodwork: folds

BigBenFr: folds

lmurali: folds

Chaz: raises 1848 to 1998 and is all-in

A OK Hand: folds

smirnoff2012: folds

DidiTerrivel: folds

Seisbye: folds

bigmudder: calls 1848

*** FLOP *** [2c 6c 4d]

*** TURN *** [2c 6c 4d] [Td]

*** RIVER *** [2c 6c 4d Td] [Kd]

*** SHOW DOWN ***

bigmudder: shows [Kh Jd] (a pair of Kings)

Chaz: shows [Jc Ad] (high card Ace)

bigmudder collected 4071 from pot

*** SUMMARY ***

Total pot 4071 | Rake 0

Board [2c 6c 4d Td Kd]

Seat 1: Seisbye (small blind) folded before Flop

Seat 2: bigmudder (big blind) showed [Kh Jd] and won (4071) with a pair of Kings

Seat 3: mrswoodwork folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 4: BigBenFr folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 5: lmurali folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 6: Chaz showed [Jc Ad] and lost with high card Ace

Seat 7: A OK Hand folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 8: smirnoff2012 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Seat 9: DidiTerrivel (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I mean, jesus! In the first hand his odds must have been below 5%. Even after he hit his 3 on the turn he was drawing to so few cards it was ridiculous - just the two queens and the two 3s, the queen of spades is no good as it would have given me the nut flush. And the second is just straight up jokerstars action, I called the king to drop on the river as soon as he flipped his hand over.

I love going out of a tournament that i'm 1st in, then consistently in the top 10 for the first 1.5 hours, then going losing most of my stack (then going out) to two ridiculous hands where i'm absolutely crushing my opponent preflop/postflop.

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