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It's probably cheating to highlight Japanese games, but, come on, some of them are just utter gibberish. Such as Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online. 

Or

Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls 

 

There's a whole bunch of these games that always seem to be clogging up PSN and Steam sales. Who buys them? 

 

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3 hours ago, Alex W. said:

I think a lot of game publishers are stuck in the 1980s era of people buying games based on a list of titles you could get for 99p, a tape and an SAE, so the title has to describe literally everything it can about the game. No tag lines. No blurbs. No previews.

That’s how it works for me now, except they’re forum thread titles. 

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19 hours ago, Qazimod said:

"Guys, Melee and Brawl were pretty solid names but we need a new title to put on the box of our Super Smash Bros game for Wii U"

"I got this"

 

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Super Smash Bros Mass Pagger

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On 04/06/2018 at 19:44, deerokus said:

It's probably cheating to highlight Japanese games, but, come on, some of them are just utter gibberish. Such as Cyberdimension Neptunia: 4 Goddesses Online. 

Or

Superdimension Neptune vs Sega Hard Girls 

 

There's a whole bunch of these games that always seem to be clogging up PSN and Steam sales. Who buys them? 

 

 

I just came across a game on Zavvi store called 

 

MegaTagmension Blanc & Neptune VS Zombies

 

and it reminded me of this post. This is a real title of a real game. 

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On 12/11/2018 at 17:54, Qazimod said:

"Guys, Melee and Brawl were pretty solid names but we need a new title to put on the box of our Super Smash Bros game for Wii U"

"I got this"

 

RPSDhua.jpg

 

That's actually a really great name, you Philistine.

 

It's the fourth game in the series. And it got two different releases.

Super Smash Bros. for Wii U

Super Smash Bros. for 3DS

 

Get it? 

 

Smash 4.

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