Sport The Formula 1 Thread

[Halo]

I hope he's suc-seeded in getting a seat.

We're on a roll.

[Sigourney Beaver]

Anyone seen his girlfriend? Has she got good baps?

[marsh]

Anyone seen his girlfriend? Has she got good baps?

She's got a crusty fanny.

[Sigourney Beaver]

Crusty has been used too often. It's getting a bit stale.

[Charliemouse]

Some of these posts are so funny, they have me rolling on the floor with tears of laughter.

[BeeJay]

I don't know, some of these efforts seem very half baked to me.

[sjeh]

He won't be in knead of any dough if he gets an F1 seat

I hope he's told his naan where he's going.

Lets hope he is better than some of the pita'ful efforts we have seen recently.

Stop. Cease. Dough nut continue.

I hope he's not a croq monsier of shit.

Anyone seen his girlfriend? Has she got good baps?

[merman]

So, now Branson and Virgin are hopping into bed with Manor F1. Timo Glock confirmed as their first driver.

[layten]

Crumbs! What a shocking development.

(sorry...)

[Christoph84]

Crumbs! What a shocking development.

(sorry...)

We've had that one!

[layten]

We've had that one!

Oh well, this joke was getting a bit stale anyway.

[Christoph84]

Some people certainly seem to have a rye sense of humour.

[Sidewaysbob]

That's using the the old loaf

[Christoph84]

I hear he's the family breadwinner.

I bet his team mate will have him for breakfast!

[p1nseeker]

Please stop.

[CouldBeWorse]

Please stop.

Yeah, its not kneaded anymore.

[mexos]

Please stop.

Yes, I've just received word from Bertrand himself asking to do just that. Seems we have distressed certain members of his family, he now has a very croiss-aunt.

[layten]

[Christoph84]

If the his home crowd don't like him, he'll get some French Stick.

[Sidewaysbob]

Then he'll be left out the back of the paddock feeding the bread crumbs of his career to the birds.

[mexos]

I hear that in testing it didn't go too well. He was determined to prove he's got what it takes, but got into a right mix with his set up & grain-ed his tyres. He only kneeded a little more thyme, maybe 30 mins, but by then the track temperature was over 350 degrees F. Only thing he could do was cool off, rest & wait till the press ate him alive.

[marsh]

I hear that in testing it didn't go too well. He was determined to prove he's got what it takes, but got into a right mix with his set up & grain-ed his tyres. He only kneeded a little more thyme, maybe 30 mins, but by then the track temperature was over 350 degrees F. Only thing he could do was cool off, rest & wait till the press ate him alive.

I heard that someone had stollen his pit lane pass?

[Wilbo]

I heard that someone had stollen his pit lane pass?

Yeah, it 'scone AWOL.

[marsh]

[Christoph84]

He only got this opportunity by buttering them up.

[marsh]

The deal was done on the golfcourse. He plays with a slice.

He's testing with a guy called 'Ho-Ping Tung'...........someones been fucking about surely?

[rafaqat]

fucking hell this thread took a dive. Back to the F1 news you shits.

[Sidewaysbob]

In other news.

Prodrive to buy Renault shocker.

James allen is reportign that Renault will sell up to Prodrive and maybe just supply engines to a couple of teams.

[Christoph84]

I can't get any word out of my mates that work at Prodrive on the Renault story.

Does 'no comment' mean yay or nay?

[Sidewaysbob]

It means it's a done deal.