Sport The Formula 1 Thread

[mexos]

Aaagh my eyes. This feature with Lewis is fucking awful! Earth in the palm of your hand... FFS sky.

[SMD]

Aaagh my eyes. This feature with Lewis is fucking awful! Earth in the palm of your hand... FFS sky.

I was wondering if it was just me being annoyed that it's not the BBC. Glad to see I'm not the only one.

Also we get it, it's humid.

[dayte]

I think it makes Lewis look cool and sophisticated and not at all a berk

Oh wait no, that's what the Sky execs think.

[roskelld]

I hope they've got oars on the cars.

That Button feature was good. I didn't know much about the hydration; 1.5 litres doesn't sound much at all.

[SMD]

If it starts in the wet, do we look at perhaps Schumacher challenging Button for the win?

[Sidewaysbob]

What will Perez do now he's in the top ten ... a hard fought 2 stop race? fighting with the big boys and making some breath taking moves?

[myoozikk]

It's gonna be wet then...

[gospvg]

Owen Wilson Twat

[myoozikk]

Red bull blocking their car is so gay!

[thesnwmn]

Arg. Note to Sky: I don't care what Owen Wilson thinks. If you see a celebrity just keep walking!

[Bushtopher]

I don't think "I'm Martin from Sky" gets quite as much access as "I'm Martin from the BBC"!

[SMD]

Wow, they're really not hiding their contempt.

[roskelld]

There's Jake!

[Dudley]

Is that Georgie Thompson they got doing Lee McKenzie's role? Because Vettel clearly couldn't give her the time of day there.

Apparently it's Natalie Pinkham.

And if you didn't know she did the same job for R5 last year so if they're ignoring her it's because they know here and not because she's new.

I guess it's worth remembering the Lee actually has some motorsport experience which may well help.

[Sidewaysbob]

Don't the German police want to talk to Dave Hay still ?

[thesnwmn]

Also don't give a fuck about a boxer. "What brings you to the grid today?" Money!

[myoozikk]

Can't wait to see Alonso wrestle his car in the wet.

[SMD]

And if you didn't know she did the same job for R5 last year so if they're ignoring her it's because they know here and not because she's new.

I guess it's worth remembering the Lee actually has some motorsport experience which may well help.

I didn't think it was because she was new, I thought it was because she was Sky.

As evidenced by the fact Brundle doesn't seem to have much truck with anyone bar drivers now.

[Sidewaysbob]

It'll be raining then ... hmmmm

[SMD]

Can't wait to see Alonso wrestle his car in the wet.

[Dudley]

God the second they let anyone who isn't Martin anywhere near a camera it's absolutely fucking dire.

Damon is Eddie minus the homour, This presenter might as well wear a shirt reading "I'd rather be at the football" and there are no words for how much the "SkyPad" can fuck off.

"Let's pretend we're going upstairs to talk to two people who are actually in London for a single stupid question"

[curium]

Is it officially a wet race (for those of us forced to listen to Jaime's crap commentary)?

Does this mean that RedBull no longer have to use the soft tyre?

[gospvg]

Next Race is live on the BBC - Can't Wait !!

[SMD]

God the second they let anyone who isn't Martin anywhere near a camera it's absolutely fucking dire.

It's awkward as fuck.

Is it officially a wet race (for those of us forced to listen to Jaime's crap commentary)?

Does this mean that RedBull no longer have to use the soft tyre?

Not yet, still deciding.

[Sidewaysbob]

Whos going to take a punt on inters then ?

[Dudley]

"You're trying to push me to make a decision"

Yes Damon, because it's YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU TWAT.

[myoozikk]

Charlie has to declare it wet before they can change tyres I think.

[mexos]

How's qualifying on the hard tyres working out for you Seb?

[Dudley]

I think basically they'll call it a wet race if anyone takes the risk.

If anyone DOES run inters they'll "avoid" the tyre rule whether it's a wet race or not I think.

[SMD]

It's like they got the Codemasters graphics guys but none of the editors.