Gut Wrenching Xbox 360 Brand Film

[Thread Owner]

http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2005/12/micr...x-360-film.html

"I'm well excited man, yeah"

--MC Lady Sovereign

"The Xbox 360 is all about control"

--Shaun Wright-Philips

[Shepperton]

How old is da Lady Sovereign, she looks about 10 in that pic.

[SeanR]

"It's good for watching DVDs on"

[So. Angry.]

MC Lady who?

[Father I LOL'd]

They wouldn't do this for the Revolution. Man, I can't wait for the Revolution.

[spaceyjase]

No, they probably wouldn't. We're more likely to get a rather sedate something or other like this.

[Monkichi 3.0]

I know for a fact some of those people don't have one. The footballer reckons him and his team "Carry it around when they're travelling". Bullshit my son, you don't.

[Tommo]

She like meows in that video too right? About half way through. I'm sure she does.

[Liquid Myth]

I have no idea how this saw the light of day. Above all else, it looks so amazingly unprofessional.

Sony should use it as their next gen marketing campaign. It's that dire.

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If Sony used stuff like that, they might have shifted 100m PS2s...

[spanx]

That's not really serious is it?

[Guest]

SOLD!

Where can I buy one?

[Lazychu]

SOLD!

Where can I buy one?

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Ebay.

[Guest]

Ebay.

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Lolz!

[Gique]

oh my dear god...

and where did that piece of shit get shown?

"xbox fweeschixty is awl abaat contwol"

*proceeds to show footage of skater falling off skateboard*

[Guest]

*proceeds to show footage of skater falling off skateboard*

   

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Do too much and your Xbox 360 may overheat and fall overz in the hoose!

[Lazychu]

Lolz!

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Well it's true!

[Guest]

Well it's true!

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Indeed, you played my comedy partner in the set up. But now it's ruined as we've explained it nooooo...

[Meh]

LOL chavs

[Gique]

dready trustafarian:

"its about human energy"

allard:

"Microsoft’s main objective when designing the Xbox 360 was to “create a living entertainment experience powered by human energy.”

[Polmon]

I really dont know what to say. That isn't serious though. It must be a spoof. There's no way anyone can be so massively out of touch as to be able to piece together something so incredibly poor in both concept and execution.

It's just too cringworthy. my hands were clawing at my face trying to hide it from the pure embarrassment of it all.

[pretentious_helvetica]

Behold the power of fuckwits in suits.

[Zero]

"The new Xbox has MP3"

That "lass" is one of the ugliest things I have ever seen, I feel like my eyes have been raped after seeing that video.

[villenium]

A shocking drive-by bit of 'marketing' there.

It's even got one of the nutters out of Dirty Sanchez talking about 'ringing up his mates' to organise a game. That's so last gen.

[Zero]

What the hell is the part with that hippy looking fellow about?

It's like "Stickers are funny to stick!!".

He looks like he's putting a sticker over the disc tray in that video aswell.

Also that footballer is playing on an original Xbox while talking about how he takes the "new xbox" everywhere with him.

I hope that everyone who had a hand in that video was promptly fired.

[routeburn]

They wouldn't do this for the Revolution. Man, I can't wait for the Revolution.

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I was just thinking that one of the images, where there's a ring of XBox 360s viewed front-on, actually looks like a ring of Revolution controllers.

[Monkichi 3.0]

Utter cock jockeys aren't they? What a sight. Money hungry whores sucking corporate cock. It's so blatant and just downright lame it makes me want to go into the office of the person responsible and shout "Mnnnnnnnn" and pull a spaz face. Christ allmighty, what cunts.

[connect]

THE SOV

[Retroid]

I swear that reminds me of a Dreamcast ad.

[FargalEX]

After watching this, I turned my monitor off, clenched my fists and shed a small tear. I then sucked the previously mentioned tear back into my eye, stood up and stuck my head outside of my window. It was then that I unleashed an uninterrupted scream that lasted 32 minutes and 19 seconds, whilst shooting jets of blood from every orifice on my face. The jets travelled approximately 46 metres on to passers-by, who were promptly delivered a vision of the video through a physical manifestation of telekensis via my blood. Each of these unlucky people either vomited violently, set aflame or imploded instantly.

[essell]

i've just seen this elsewhere, and for the love of god, can someone confirm that this is a spoof? it's too long [and boring] to be shown on tv for a start.

it appears to be posted on the site as if it's a real advert. are ukresistance the types to go to this amount of work for a spoof [and more traffic to their site]?