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  1. Sega’s Rad Mobile in the arcade. I’ve only played it about four times, but on each of those times I completed the thing on one credit. It’s the only time in my life when I felt anything remotely like a real gamer. Had a crowd of people watching me too!
  2. JoeK

    Bring forth your pixel art champions.

    It's very atmospheric, and plays more or less like Another World really. Along with that slight unresponsiveness in the controls that games of that ilk had back in the day. But, it's really well done indeed. For £6, I have no regrets
  3. JoeK

    Bring forth your pixel art champions.

    Bloody hell! That looks awesome. Is it out yet? Edit: Yes. Yes it is. I have purchased Edit Edit: Already awesome.
  4. JoeK

    Shadows in the Woods

    No idea how the game plays myself, but my nephews seemed to be enjoying themselves:
  5. JoeK


    In statement, Mr Newell said that when - and only when - all Steam users complete each and every game in their back catalogue, Half-Life 3 will be released. "We've had it finished for years, just waiting for you guys"
  6. JoeK

    Do minigames add anything to a game?

    Gwent’s always been the one mini game that completely absorbed my time. I didn’t really touch it on my first run through, but after discovering a fair few missions in the game that a knowledge of Gwent really does help, I gave it a try. And I’m now hopelessly devoted to it.
  7. Just finished. Honestly, it's level pegging between this and Odyssey as my GOTY. Absolutely magnificent - felt like what a good 'interactive book' should be like! If you've played the Witcher games, then you really should pick this up if you can - the tale it tells is simple enough, but has some fantastic little twists and turns in it. But it also has some really great link-ups with what goes on in the main Witcher games too. Hell, if you don't like Gwent, I believe you can skip battles in it too (although be aware that you'll be some of the 21st century's biggest monsters if you choose to do this), and just see where the tale ends up. It's absolutely wonderful, and just like Odyssey was for me - a huge surprise in terms of how much I loved it.
  8. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

    I always look to Spock at times like that...needs of the many outwieghing the needs of the few and all that guff. it’s stood me in good stead, and something I like to remember as I traipse through Ancient Greece killing thousands.
  9. JoeK

    All things Yakuza! - Start with Yakuza Zero

    Has there been any news on when Kiwami (one and two I guess) might be out on PC?
  10. JoeK

    Any GPD Win Owners?

    Does the thing get hot or noisy when playing more graphic intensive stuff? The machine looks all sorts of awesome, but kind of worried that the thing might just melt eventually
  11. JoeK

    What are you playing Christmas Day?

    Witcher Tales: Thronebreaker. I've been absorbed by it for the last few days and along with AC:Odyssey it's been one of the big surprises of the year for me. It's absolutely brilliant fun and more folk should pick it up.
  12. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

  13. Bugs seem to have sorted themselves out (which is nice). The game's fantastic fun, and it's been a really nice change of pace from my previous marathon adventures with AC: Odyssey. Absolutely love the puzzle Gwent games - I'm not the most cerebral of people when it comes to these types of things, but they're really pretty cleverly done, and actually help you start devising devious ways of clobbering folk in the main battles you come across. It is having the effect of wanting to start up Witcher 3 once again though :p .
  14. JoeK

    Assassin's Creed Odyssey

    Kassandra. Always Kassandra. The actor who plays her is absolutely brilliant.
  15. Hmm. I wish the tutorial was slightly more descriptive for Gwent. I absolutely adore Gwent in Witcher 3, but this is so changed, it's effectively a different game. However, I can probably get to grips with this, were it not for the fact that the game on PC seems to be incredibly buggy for me. I lose input control all the time, and it's taking all my control not to destroy both my keyboard and controller in a rage.

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