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Art Vandelay

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    Fat beats for my rhymes. Mad clips for my nine.

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  1. This was something I made a while back when a festival was doing a call for entries. Dunno what you'd call it, Afro-Cuban bass music maybe. Like Mala if he didn't know what he was doing.
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    I think Pep is such a weird one. He's been blessed with amazing squads his whole career who are both able to technically execute his nutty professor tactics and are super driven sportspeople who just want to win. Arteta has struggled as he's got a pretty motley crew of serial underachievers to work with. I think he's probably finding out now, which is why he's thrown a bit of a fit, that a lot of them are at their limits technically and some just aren't that arsed. When you see that City documentary the one thing you think is that it doesn't look like much of laugh to work under Guardiola, but
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    I've heard James from Gunnerblog say this a lot, that we're paying an inexperience tax at the moment and we'll hopefully reap the benefits shortly. I think there's several things wrong with that sort of logic. Chief amongst them is that you don't often learn on the job in the most important position in a company. You hire young enthusiastic people as they'll work hard and are full of ideas, but you don't put them in charge of anything as they don't know what they're doing. I think worse than that is that they don't even know what they don't know. It's not like he's improving either. We've not
  4. That Spurs kit looks like a 90s rave casualty fell asleep in a muddy ditch after a festival and was then run over by a tractor.
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    My worry is that Arteta seems to be turning on some of the players – which they absolutely deserve by the way – it's just you cannot do that at this level anymore. It's all well and good trying to instil some discipline into the squad, but we're running a football team not a home for delinquent youths. Pepe was an absolute clown to get sent off earlier in the season, but the way he had the bus backed over him was terrible. I think he was a waste of money, but he hasn't let his head go down and has actually contributed pretty well this season in the end. I think that says more about his charact
  6. It sounds like one of those tunes Limmy knocks out on Twitch. I think the unit in the middle is an effects thing though isn’t it? She seems to fiddle with it during particularly abrasive bits of that video. I seem to get targeted a lot of these type of videos whenever I venture into Reels. Very attractive people posing behind a bank of 16 CDJs which they’ll occasionally spin back to the delight of 80,000 people on an abandoned airfield in Holland. The popularity of that brand of dance music seems to be perennial by this point despite not changing at all for about 25 years.
  7. I was listening to The Lost Tape the other day and the bit where Beats goes ‘Kurupt FM is the family’ over Scott Garcia gets me every single time. The delivery is the perfect distillation of UK garage. Also their new tune, presumably from the soundtrack with yer man Craig David, is a big one. The trailer looks almost exactly what I would expect. It’s like a lot of these adaptations though I guess, the premise doesn’t define the quality.
  8. I'd like to meet the person who saw a tape of Martin Freeman's previous attempts at an American accent and though they'd base a whole series around it.
  9. Dust off your wicker sandals, it's getting to that time of year again.
  10. It's so similar! Love Weeks & Co. though, I posted some bits a few pages back if you'd not heard them. I think they're right up your street. Here's a nice 90s gospel banger from the legendary Clark Sisters. I could post their stuff all day, it's all absolutely amazing.
  11. Looking at the table it’s pretty much all done now isn’t it? There is a very vague possibility Leicester may blow it and there might be a small amount of meaningless shuffling around the middle, but I think we can thank God in heaven that this cursed season may finally be finished. Give the smelly bag of kit to someone’s mum to sort out and we’ll see you again in August.
  12. Playing a cruel trick on the pilot, the terrorists have seated the family on the plane. Only it’s a Friday evening EasyJet charter to Magaluf, and despite signalling for help using the assistance button next to the little blower two attendants are already dealing with a shirtless man who’s been drinking strong cider and has dried sick all down his back, and the other one doesn’t give a shit. Will the lady in seat 14F relinquish the arm rest? Does the microwave heat up the Ginsters breakfast slice before the plane smashes into a block of old flats? What is that black sticky thing I’m sat on?
  13. This dude works across a lot of sports and yeah, cycling is the worst apparently. Football isn't exempt at all though and it happens a lot. It's a bending of the rules really so I wonder if people just don't care. I've no inside information, but I'd say drug use in football is or was probably more prevalent than anyone wants to admit. Some of those Spanish clubs that were running other teams into the ground and jumping over the north stand when celebrating spring to mind. Look at what Barca did to poor Cesc's hairline. He left us a callow youth with a mullet and looked like a bald 60 year old
  14. I think Liverpool were apparently on the old Pro Plus weren't they? Nah, it's just lots of professional sports people have pretty dubious asthma exemptions. Apologies, this is one of those 'well, my mate says' things, but my mate literally does the tests and he says it's abused beyond belief by people we all know and that I probably shouldn't repeat on here. It's pretty naughty I guess but they could be doing worse I suppose.
  15. It's a strange quirk of fate that 100% of professional footballers happen to be asthmatic so they may be closer to the front of the queue.
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