BitterToad

I read a book once. It was called "Give yourself goosebumps". Now I can't get through a night without brown sticky mess.

FUCK BOOKS.

That was brilliant! Couldn't get one thing out of my head whilst watching it though...

Hopefully they'll put out a cradle to put our analogue cradle in that lets you just plug 2 AA batteries in the side.

Or a cradle that lets you play GBA games.

Or some sunglasses cradles that cover the top screen when the sun is out.

Perhaps a cradle to attach to your head to keep you completely in line with the console.

Basically I think the problem here is too FEW cradles.

It is very very pedestrian. Pretty much all of the main characters are unbelievably moronic,

This is sort of the point.

Yet another Mark Gatiss episode which looked great from the trailers, had a really good concept (kid making the monsters himself) and then was just dull in execution.

6/10.

If anyone's looking to grab this on console hmv are doing it for £40 with a free copy of blade runner on blu ray.

Will go and grab this on my lunch. I remember getting the original Deus Ex on PS2 (I know...) for a birthday years ago. Played through it and was a bit confused and came away from it thinking it was a bit of an average shooter. Grabbed it on PC whilst at Uni and played through it as a stealthy awesome mo'fucker and it became pretty much the best game ever.

Have we heard any news on which console version is better? Will probably grab 360 for the 'cheives but if there are any major differences I wouldn't be adverse to the PS3 version.

Additionally, if they want this to be successful in any form it needs a deathmatch mode. Counter Strike is best-known for its round based gameplay, but I can't imagine many people will want to learn the game playing that. Look at how few people bother with Search and Destroy mode on Call of Duty.

Yeah, and nobody plays outside of Squad Deathmatch on Bad Company 2. What's that other one called? Was it Resh..? Rash..?

In game currency model

Bush: $5

Gate: $10

Ice Cream Stand: $20

Section of Rollercoaster Track: $6000000

$6000000: about 59p.

Regarding the actual 3D on the 3DS, it annoys me that you have to hold the 3DS in an exact position and while playing, if you move your head slightly or tilt the machine in any way, the 3D becomes blurry. I hate it so now I just turn the 3D off. Unless I'm playing Xevious where, strangely, it doesn't affect the 3D much if I tilt the machine a little or move my head while playing.

But when playing Ridge Racer or Resident Evil: Mercs the 3D effect goes to hell when the slightest nod or tilt is involved.

Anybody else experiencing this?

Try turning the 3D back on and stop steering with your head?

I have a feeling that iCade's are going to become the "Racing Wheels" of the iOS thread.

Well I picked one up yesterday for £150 after using a friend's ASDA staff discount.

It's worth it... just for Ocarina in 3D... it's worth it.

How do you find the e3 trailers on the 3rd? Tried the eshop but mario and luigis mansion don't seem to be there?

I think it's more declaring genuine dislike "Misogyny" that's the issue here.

I washed one episode last time. It was fucking awful.

He said some awful bollocks like, "sometimes, to be good you have to be bad."

Can't remember it verbatim but it was cringe central.

You've run so far past the point it's unreal.

LOOFAH!!!

Just downloading infamous now and it's taking literally all day. If I turn off my PS3 does the download have to start again?

"They're so nice they had to... crisps... fuck it I can't be arsed any more..."

Apparently back up!

http://www.vg247.com/2011/06/02/playstation-store-returns-in-us-with-massive-update/

STILL no welcome back package yet though...

Strong rumours it'll be back tomorrow!

http://uk.playstation.com/ps3/news/articles/detail/item284695/PlayStation-Network-scheduled-maintenance/?site_locale=en_GB&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Seriously? Shooting in corridors with Big Ben next to them is still just shooting in corridors.

So if we download wipeout do we get HD AND the Fury update or just the update?

I think I'm in the small minority who had bought a PS3 the week before, hadn't used my credit card details and basically see this as getting a couple of games I was a click away from buying anyway for free!

I'll bet you a tenner you can call in a UAV when you get three kills in Battlefield 3.

I'd also like to take this bet if there's still space?

Just quickly I swear I remember someone saying you could buy maps that add the locations of the Borgia flags to your map in this? If you can't I probably won't bother, tooany memories of swearing at feathers in the past.

Yeah bit rubbish really. Not Victory bad just a bit dull.

Also I wouldn't sneeze near Rory... it will probably kill him.

Nice post, finally drove me to download the lite version of Dungeon Raid which I love! QUick question though, what does the full version give me that the lite doesn't already?