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    Growing fingernails. Eating eggs. Keeping accounts straight. That sort of thing.

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  1. I just want to be all like this but I'll probably be like this most of the time
  2. Gorf King

    Anthem - Sekiro's out on Friday

    Nope, there's no preview in the store. But when something's available in the store, it should also be shown in the Forge, so you have to go there and preview each piece. At least they put even less effort into the cosmetics than they did the end game. It almost as if they don't want you to buy anything - you can't even use up the coins you get in game, there's so little on offer.
  3. This is going to be such a beautiful game.
  4. Gorf King

    Anthem - Sekiro's out on Friday

    It'd be quite funny if the new content they showed was clips of Sekiro. Or even a legendary - that'd be new. Amirite lads?
  5. I'm fine, thanks. Just trying to help the forum illiterati get through their day.
  6. Yes, of course - Souls games are literally all the games. Is that last bit supposed to make sense because you put it in a charming mock ethnic minority patois?
  7. Just do what most other people on the forum do - buy all the games and barely play them. Then try to think of something to write about them.
  8. When is it out? Just asking for a friend.
  9. Gorf King

    Anthem - Sekiro's out on Friday

    Hmm, not sure I've ever experienced lag in Fort Tarsis. Not so much that I noticed, anyway.
  10. Gorf King

    Anthem - Sekiro's out on Friday

    It's not a bug, the character just runs really slowly in Fort Tarsis. It's barely a trot, not that much faster than walking pace.
  11. Gorf King

    Mass Effect Andromeda

    It's all true though. Some of the Krell-like interior spaces are worth playing through to experience, and also have more intrigue and personality than any of the actual crew. And the protagonist, unless you strongly identify with being the galaxy's biggest and most bafflingly successful sex pest.
  12. Gorf King

    Anthem - Sekiro's out on Friday

    Hey, don't forget, lads - there's a two-hour planned maintenance downtime tomorrow from 12-2pm. Just in case you were thinking of playing this, like, all day. Lads? I half expect when it comes back, the login screen will have been replaced by a new one. At least it'll load more quickly.

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