jonathanhoey

You will see 'em on TV, any given Sunday.

Disclaimer: these are not actually things I have made - they're my girlfriend's. She's been doing these tiny paintings: You can probably see the scale from her hands in shot, but most of them are between 10cm to 15cm square. They're all for sale on her Etsy store at www.corpsewax.com. Follow her on Instagram at corpsewax to see new pieces whenever she makes them. She also does digital paintings and there are prints of those available on her store too. Thanks for checking them out!

Holedown is the gold standard, I think. It costs a few quid (£3.99 IIRC?) but it's tremendous. Not exactly a straight Breakout clone, but similar core idea. Very satisfying to play.

Sociable Soccer is really good if you liked Sensible World of Soccer, as it's by Jon Hare and is essentially a modern version of the same game without the licence. I've only played it with a DualShock 4. I don't expect it's any fun at all with touchscreen controls.

As I read that post, I genuinely wondered if I’d written it and then somehow forgotten. Slow driver high-five!

Here’s my* Christmas livery, the ‘Snowman Speedster’: *Designed and named by my girlfriend Caroline because I’m totally rubbish at anything visual.

Yeah you’re right. So the third game has three cities in it. I’ve never actually played 2. It was too dear when I was still buying Dreamcast games.

It was okay. IIRC it had a clone of the San Francisco-esque original map from 1, plus an entire new map based on New York. The original map was still better but NYC had some fun bits. They’d added a jump button which I never remembered to use.

If I worked for a news site I would absolutely be preparing my headline in advance: Mercedes-AMG Petronas Announcement: Lewis Hamilton Resigns!

The big problem with this is that I don't have any friends at all on Ubisoft. For a game that's all about challenging your friends' times, that's... not ideal.

Yeah, sorry everyone. I've had a lot on at home and just haven't had the time or energy for Rock Band. I did try a bit a night or two ago, but I couldn't hook anything up and didn't stick with it for long. Will try and make a big push one night this week if I can.

I finished 23rd of 24 teams in the Rllmuk fantasy league. My lineup was Bottas, Albon, Sainz, Russell and Ricciardo with McLaren as my team. Shocking.

The Dutch national anthem is, functionally, O Little Town Of Bethlehem.

Long story short, Lewis is the greatest of all time and lots of people don't like him because he's black, but can't openly say so. He's decided that instead of just being an entitled millionaire, he's going to use his profile to try and draw attention to inequality in general, and racism in particular. Hence he's pretty much single-handedly forced F1 to add the "End Racism" and "We Race As One" graphics you see on the cars, uniforms, paddock buildings and so on. He's also managed to get them to include an 'anti-racism gesture' where the drivers take a knee on the grid b

F1 Twitter has blown up overnight because Nikita Mazepin posted a video on Instagram of him sexually assaulting a woman in a car. It has been taken down but is being widely recirculated with the hashtag #wesaynotomazepin in an effort to get Haas F1 to drop him.