Sirloin

There hasn’t been a draw in the Premier League in a month. This season has the lowest percentage on draws in over a century. Tempted to blind back the draw in every game from now until the end of the season.

Needed Atalanta to win last night. They had something like 40 shots, half of them on target, and drew 0-0. I was not happy.

I will be looking for an excuse to back CSK and SRH at over evens today.

Barca have Kevin Prince Boateng up front and I haven’t even heard of three of their players. Also, I’m about to get fucked in the cricket for the fourth time this week. Really must start trading out.

Andre Russell needs drug testing. Such a freak.

If the series ends with a criminal mastermind being identified because he picked the first letter of his surname as his code name I’ll be pretty irritated.

Diego Costa sent off tonight for telling the ref that he shits on his whore mother. Most Diego Costa sending off ever.

RCB are so fucking awful.

Dunno how Villarreal are in the league position they are, got some great players still.

Yeah that was crazy. English players been doing great this last week. Delhi might change their name, but they are still the same old chokers.

One of the gang is the “you dirty bastard” kid from series 1.

Enjoyed it, but...

Johnny Bairstow is a beast.

And the convention is that you warn him not to do it. Plus Ashwin himself was miles out of his ground batting yesterday.

Buttler wasn’t taking the piss through his innings that I noticed, he was just backing up normally until that point. They weren’t going to get him out any other way either. RR threw it away after that point. Also, I hate CSK, such joyless shits.