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Top quality goal then top quality shithousing from James.

IPL starts tomorrow. I’m going to gamble my nuts off. Backing Delhi to win it because they surely can’t be complete shit again.

He’s the lad they got from Chelsea isn’t he?

PSG down to 10 again. Been absolute comedy so far this season.

Should have bowled Curran. Can even run byes at this stage.

Well this is another cracking game whoever wins.

Aussies going to win this. Need Maxwell very soon if England are to win.

Game still alive while these two are there. They aren’t that far behind the rate.

Nah, we have plenty of biffers but not too many like Root. Malan the nearest to him and he’s playing at the mo in the Roses match.

Dunno, I was only half watching. It was a horrible game, there was a big melee in the first half as well. French football is rough as hell.

Zak Crawley with 100 off 50 in the Blast. Lot of good players waiting for a spot in the white ball team.

Five red cards in injury time in the PSG vs Marseille game. First Marseille win in 10 years and PSG lost both their opening two games.

I had given up and was doing the washing up. Came back and the Aussies has lost three wickets and they’ve just continued collapsing since then. Archer and Woakes were just unplayable.

Well this is turning into an amazing game.

Boo, thought they might chase it until that.