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Fuck me, for Arse-enal fans, you sure do read the Spurs thread quite a lot

Coincidence? I think not!

Just a bit of weekend fun

Seconded. I saw this a while ago and couldn't believe that we still have got the colour red spoiling it. It's the reason why I haven't bought a home shirt since we went with Thomson. Everything else about the shirt is utter quality, it's just that red shite. I loved Holsten, especially when Sugar brought them back. In fact, the adidas shirt was the best Spurs shirt in a long time (tied with the Hummel 1987 collar shirt). Do you think Spurs will sell the shirt without a sponsor?

This latest one is a complete twat and a wanking bitch. Fuck it, shoot the whole lot of them!

O no! Please don't tell me you like last year's crap!

The Worst BB Ever! Yeah, I said it last year and I'm saying it again!

The ref has obviously not seen the slow-mo replay then. It's proved his decision to be correct.

No. His speech showed his frustration at everything. If anything, he's revealing that he is actually thinking of leaving.

Good game. Arsenal were unlucky. Pfffffffffffffpfpfpfppffff... HAHAHAHA!

Look, ref waved "play on" (and it's seen on video) and we scored, that's it. No amount of complaining and analysing can change the fact that Spurs weren't in the wrong here, especially as it was two Arse-enal players who ran into each other trying to stop a Spurs player. Anyway, seems that there will be an investigation into the food poisoning incident, apparently.

Bigboss = talking sense. Except the "Congrats" part...

I seem to remember that Arse-enal only offered to replay it AFTER the furore over their lack of sportsmanship had boiled over. And even FIFA said that it shouldn't have been replayed and not to ever do it again (to the FA). As for the Arse-enal v Spurs game a few weeks ago, that incident was the fault of two Arse-enal players colliding with each other while trying to sandwich a Spurs player. If you look closely, the ref actually waves "play on" so it's not even the same kind of incident, just simply Arse-enal players on the ground due to their own negligence, again!

I'll only say one thing... ROBBED!!

That'll be at least a year then

Chimbonda FTW!

It's nearly D-Day for Spurs now. We have to win and wipe the smile off Arse-end's face. He even had the gall to suggest in the paper today to tell West Ham how they should play, like it's any of his business!

She was the program that controlled the sunrise/sunset, weren't she? A minor app or something. No matter. The Matrix was excellent, Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions were overblown too-philosophical-for-its-own-good yawn-inducing crud. Well, maybe "crud" is too strong a word. Maybe "disappointing" was better. Oh and the other gripe I had was with the whole Agent Smith-in-real-world thing. After Neo had his eyes burned off and he despatched whatshisface, there wasn't any reference back to that incident at all, so what was the point of it? It would've made more sense if Agent Smith, at the end before the fight in the rain, had said something like "You can't hide from me, I can get you out there and in here, I've forseen my victory" or something, but nope, nothing. So rubbish.

Don't forget to buy and wear your FC Barcelona shirts between now and May 17th, preferably with "Henry" on the back. Apparently a load of Spurs supporters have already been sited at the Bolton v Spurs game wearing it

Just one more now... against our fierce rivals West Ham! Hope Teddy does the "job" for us and "help" us in our quest for Champions League football.

Thank God. Lennon's just scored!

So now we have two games left, games that I would say we're likely to win and finish 4th as a result. However, we all know the Gooner scum are in the final of the competition we're likely to be in next season so I for one will be supporting good old Barça with their players and their silky skills, not the other crap team whose only decent player scored against us in some lucky fluke in the 85th min. I have my Barça shirt at the ready already!

Excellent today. It was clear that Syed was up against it right from the start. He was pared with someone he shouldn't have been paired with really. He didn't do himself any favours by cocking up lots of stuff like the tickets and making sure the customers were satisfied, etc. I enjoyed him trying to save his own skin by provoking Ruth into saying something stupid and for a while I thought Ruth had actually talked her way into a sacking. But it was Syed. The problem with him is that when he has his good moments, he's utterly excellent, but when he gets things wrong, he cocks up in spectacular style. And in the end, it's that unpredictability that was his downfall, even though Sir Alan clearly loved him.

Rafa = twat Arse-enal = cheating lucky wankers I've had at least one Spurs fan come up to me and says he's worried about Arse-enal in this season's Champions League, but I'm not worried. Even if they make the final (which they won, trust me ), they can't and won't beat Barça. We're away to Newcastle next, hopefully we'll do them pretty easily.

Let's hope this weekend's fixture goes better than last weekend. We need to keep ahead of them tossers across North London, especially with only 9 games to go.