Fierce Poodle

She was a big lass, sure, but at the end of the day she was just shit. Lottie was shit too and rightly got booted out relatively early.

I wouldn’t bother. When you think about some of the amazing showstoppers they created in previous finals... already I can barely remember what they served up last night.

Well that was deeply underwhelming. I think I’m done with this series, it just seems to have lost what was fun about it in the first place. Or maybe I’m just a miserable cynical twat.

If she wins this now I will eat Paul Hollywood’s anus on live television.

Aaaaaand she’s fucked the walnut whips.

What a surprise... Laura has already ballsed up in the first round.

I’ve just watched the episode where Queenie is trying to work out which of her children is her favourite, and comes to the conclusion that they are all loathsome, self obsessed weirdoes

I’ve been in branches of Sports Direct with more character. Also I can’t believe Laura made the final over Hermine. She was fucking atrocious.

Apparently that whole episode with Thatch at Balmoral was a load of made up bollocks anyway, so you can tell your other half not to worry.

True but I can’t work out who’s more vile - Thatch or the freak family.

It says something when you actually feel sorry for Maggie after watching this.

While I agree that the royal family are by and large a bunch of hateful dickheads, I’d still say this series has got a lot going for it and is worth sticking with.

I assumed he was chosen as the traditionally “good-looking” one.

It’s lovely to look at, but ultimately pretty dull and forgettable. Probably just about worth the couple of quid or whatever it’s on sale for.

Yeah it’s been dogshit overall. Matt Lucas comes across as a boiled turd.