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  1. jonamok

    Chris Hemsworth is... Hulk Hogan!?!

    Y’all just making up daft wrestler names now? Okay, wonder who they’ll get to play Cain Slaughterhouse? Or Wilson Thrustvector? And who the fuck has the height, length and girth to play Kneeslapper Krakatoa?
  2. jonamok

    Yoshi's Crafted World - demo out now

    Pretty decent swap I’d say.
  3. jonamok

    Tom Clancy's The Division

    Oh, that's a good tip. I'll leave all that busy work till later then, rather than clearing areas of icons as I go. Guess I'll just focus on main and side missions and encounters until I level up a bit. Also reading the New York Collapse book in parallel as I play. It's incredibly clever how it links to the game, and is a lovely thematic object in and of itself: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Tom-Clancys-Division-Collapse-Survival/dp/1452148279/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1550665709&sr=8-1&keywords=division+survival+guide
  4. jonamok

    The Division 2

    “Your dead kid was shite at drawing... Oh well, let’s kill some cunts!”
  5. jonamok

    Tom Clancy's The Division

    I think that’s right. I wandered in there when level 11, immediately encountered half a dozen L13 purple AI with mounted weapons. That took a while! Got bored of dying after I met the next bunch and didn’t even see another player. Maybe I’ll go back one day.
  6. jonamok

    Tom Clancy's The Division

    At the other end of the spectrum, I've been playing this for the first time in prep for Div 2 landing next month. So far I've put about 15 hours in over the weekend, getting up from scratch to level 17. Just doing story and side missions, encounters etc. I love it. Hugely addicting. Just something nicely rewarding about the basic gameplay loop and the shooting, cover and traversal feel great. Doesn't hurt that it also looks bloody fantastic downsampled to my 1080p telly by the new One X. While I'm not usually a fan of insane bullet sponging, I appreciate it's hard to get the balance right, and for the most part I don't mind it here - though some of the early bosses are a ballache (like Joe Ferro) - so when I can I look to Benny Hill them in circles dropping turrets as I run, or cheese them via small sniper gaps where they can't fire back. No shame. Anyway, can't wait to get back to it, and get up to L30, so at least I have a vague feel for what I'm doing when we all switch over to the sequel.
  7. jonamok

    Star Trek Discovery

    I know she has her fans, but I just don’t get it. Unless it’s irony. She’s a ridiculous, terrible, irritant of a character. Puerile comic relief, intentionally and otherwise, obnoxious exposition delivery vehicle, and just the least convincing scientist or Federation captain candidate. I’m convinced the showrunners are trolling. Or they lost a bet with Will Wheaton.
  8. jonamok

    Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy

  9. jonamok

    Rian Johnson Star Wars trilogy

    Game of Clones. Have at it punsters.
  10. Surely there’s the potential for a massive Disney/Marvel crossover event here. The opposite of ice is Thor!
  11. jonamok

    Xbox One X

    Fucking knew that would happen. Wait and wait and fucking wait for a post Black Friday price drop anywhere. And the fucking day after I finally buy one the price drops by about £50.
  12. jonamok

    Tom Clancy's The Division

    Got given the game. So just need to spring for the Survival dlc when I finish the main campaign. By then I imagine Div 2 will be calling though. I’ll try Survival one day, but no rush.
  13. jonamok

    Tolkien - Biopic of some guy

    This made me piss myself.
  14. Stunning visuals. Needed more songs.

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