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The Grand Pursuivant

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  1. I work at a SEND school. I actually, genuinely got punched in the face by a student today. I enjoyed watching this weeks episode less than that.
  2. THIS SHITFUCKING ESCAPE ISN'T GOING VERY SHITFUCKING WELL! HAVE FAITH, THE SHITFUCK THIS SHOW IS ABOUT WILL SHITFUCKING SAVE US WHAT SHITFUCKING REASON DO YOU SHITFUCKING HAVE TO SHITFUCKING THINK THAT THIS SHITFUCK WILL SAVE US? IT SHITFUCKING HAPPENED OFF THE SHITFUCKING SCREEN! SHIT THE SHUTFUCK UP!
  3. HEY TILLY? WHERE THE SHITFUCK IS MICHAEL?! SHE'S SHITFUCKED OFF WITHOUT SHITFUCKING TELLING ANYONE AGAIN. THAT SHITFUCKING SHITFUCK! SHE DISOBEYED MY SHITFUCKING ORDERS! YOU SHOULD SHITFUCK HER TO THE SHITFUCKING ADMIRAL I TOTALLY SHITFUCKING SHOULD. SHOULD I TELL HIM HOW MUCH OF A SHITFUCK YOU ARE FOR NOT TELLING ME SHE HAD SHITFUCKED OFF UNTIL I SHITFUCKING ASKED YOU? NO. OK!
  4. THEY'VE FUCKING WELL JUMPED 1,000 SHITFUCKING YEARS IN TO THE FUCKING FUTURE AND THE BEST SHITFUCKING FUTURE TECHNOLOGY THE FUCKING SHITHEAD WRITERS OF THIS SHITFUCKING SHITFUCK SHOW CAN COME UP WITH IS SHITFUCKING NANOGEL AND THE FUCKING BIT THEY THINK IS SUPER SHITFUCKING SMART AND THEY GO OUT OF THEIR SHITFUCK WAY TO SHITFUCKING HIGHLIGHT IS THAT IT DOESN'T SHITFUCKING LEAVE SHITFUCKED DIARRHOEA RESIDUE ON YOUR SHITFUCKING HANDS. ARE YOU SHITFUCKING KIDDING ME YOU SHITFUCKING SHITFUCKERS?
  5. I love how many quests there are to solve this game. I got it a completely different way.
  6. I got this on the recommendation of this thread and I'm absolutely hooked. As well as being in awe at how good the game is I'm kind of blown away by the aesthetics, the soundtrack, the voice acting, the visual design, it's just absolutely incredible. Then on top of that it's a game that makes you feel clever for solving something, which is just so rare in this day and age. I'm at 15 solves now and kind of want to slow down just to make sure I don't finish it too quickly.
  7. I've changed the thread title at the request of @GwiDan I dont't follow GP so @ me in here when it's all over and I'll change it back.
  8. Yeah I steered clear of wolves for that reason. Think Jimenez is guaranteed to start, but taking a quick look at your team, i would be wildcarding during the international break. Def too much value on the bench. Ive had a pretty good start, but find myself in a bit of a pickle. 3 of my players have dropped in value already and only one has gone up! Wood, Perez and Wilson. I’m fine keeping two of them for a while longer yet, so I guess I have to hope they start getting points, punish the knee jerkers and go back up again. Ive also avoided the pukki train. If he scores ag
  9. So I went to preinstall the Classic version of the game to see if I could replicate my old Orc Warlocks look and have the character ready to go before the game comes out. Turns out, that my Mac is too old to play a game that is twice its age. When the Metal API came out, Blizzard moved to it, and Macs bought before 2012 simply can't run the game because the graphics cards they came with can't support the API. Or something. Not quite sure on the technicalities but having a browse through the Blizz forums it seems this happened a year ago, and there is no workaround. I have a 2011 Ma
  10. I think it's been at least a decade since I last played WoW. I reinstalled it a few years ago to see what Pandas were like but lasted about 30 minutes. I'm seriously interested in this though. I remember walking in to Virgin Megastore and seeing this being lined up on the shelves with no idea what it was, other than it was Warcraft. And thinking 'I love Warcraft'. So I bought it, installed it, and was annoyed I couldn't play it straight away, because unbeknownst to me, the servers weren't up yet, and I'd managed to buy it a full 2 days before the game was actually released. This wa
  11. 88 all out for me. Incredibly happy with that. The only mistake I made was going Trossard over Zinchenko. Not bad for gw1! In the last 3 years I’ve finished 2nd, 2nd and 5th in the rllmuk league. I’m gunning hard for 1st this year. No doubt this means next week is going to be a complete disaster.
  12. I'm pretty sure nobody plays this game on the forum, but I just reached a ridiculously high rank in Teamfight Tactics. And I have to brag about it to someone, because it's easily the most impressive gaming feat I've ever achieved. TFT is the Autochess mode from the guys who made League of Legends. The ranks go Iron/Bronze/Gold/Plat/Diamond/Master/Challenger. There are about 1 million ranked players in Europe alone, and the vast majority of them are Iron, Bronze and Silver (70% of playerbase). I had wanted to get Platinum rank, which would put me around the top 7% of players. Gettin
  13. I enjoyed that episode more than the entirety of season two. Bodes well for a strong finish. And this show really deserves one of those.
  14. The pricing of players this year is making it really hard to make a balanced team. I want a core of Kane/Stirling/Salah but it’s impossible to get an acceptable team to go with them. Looks like switching around premium players is going to be even more important this year than it has been before.
  15. Has anyone read any NK Jemisin? I've just finished the Fifth Season and it was absolutely fantastic. Really unique writing style for a fantasy, consistent and logical worldbuilding, interesting characters and a really well realised world. About to start the sequel and would thoroughly recommend for anyone looking for a new read.
  16. Can we leave Ozil as well?
  17. The thread has been anything but active. I'm really enjoying the new expansion though. I've played the game more in the last couple of weeks than I probably have in the last year. Ranked is actually interesting and there are still loads of decks about. The Arena changes are just fantastic and the whole game is just generally much more fun to play than it has been for a long, long time. I also got 5 packs from picking the winner. Randomly clicking on a name for the win!
  18. If you have Togwaggle then don't bother with the Priest deck, it's just a slightly worse miracle deck. Although there are some Rogue lists that run Nomi, because of its insane synergy with Myras and Scheme, so if you do craft it then you will have another deck to try out. A few tips on playing rogue, because it's probably the most difficult class to play in Hearthstone (and also probably the strongest historically, along with Warlock), and that comes down to one simple reason. It is the class that has the most decisions to make with the cards it plays. In a game like HS, the more c
  19. Strangely enough, I don't think there are any particularly must have Legendaries in the new set. The neutrals are all very situational, and only really fit in a few decks. Ziliax is pretty much the only neutral Legendary in rotation at the moment that is played in a lot of decks, but it is also not the kind of card that you build a deck around. It's definitely worth crafting, but expect to have to craft other cards to get a good deck. This is also possibly the most balanced expansion in HS history. It looks like Blizzard learnt a lot from Baku and Genn. There isn't really a deck th
  20. If you haven't seen the final match of this years World Championship I would highly recommend watching it. Easily the craziest ending to a world finals there has ever been.
  21. Just your average, run of the mill, bog-standard turn 4 play.
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