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By the way, how blatant is it that Bill Gates fucking hates Cunty O'Brian, like when he was taking pictures of him, or when he said he didn't care about HD-TV. Pure rage in his eyes, I tell thee.

We expect Halo 3, Xbox 2, Shenmue 3, we get....

...Forza Motorsport. Forza FUCKING Motorsport.

Cunts, the lot of them, they could at least have shown off Halo 2's features instead of this jizzwank.

Next generation of games...

Hehe...69...Ho Ho!

Here it comes, if it is....

GAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!!!!!!! z0r.

And it's back to Cunty O'Brian and Lord Gates, and not getting any more interesting...

Anyone who watches it to the end get's a Starburst Jooster. Fresh out of the selection box.

Bah I'm going for a cup of tea.

Hahaha, the Internet Explorer isn't loading.

PWN3d!11!!1!!

I had the video behind the forum and I was listening to it, and I couldnt even tell it was Sean speaking and not Bill. They sound exactly the same.

I must admit this MSN Media Centre does look pretty swank, if it works. But it's hardly awe-inspiring stuff, bring me some uber-gamez!

Otogi was receieved very well over here, and it's reception here was what got it released in the US.

What the hell, he just laughed for about 30 seconds in the most insanely annoying and maniacal laugh ever.

Bill Gates just hammered that guy.

EDIT: Wet Biscuit...filth.

Stop arousing me.

Yeah I'd normally expect subtle hinting, some 'we have a secret for you' banter.

I'll watch it until it reaches the gaming bit though, out of sheer curiosity. Then its going straight off and I'm having a wank.

Umm.... Bill Hicks, Richard Prior, Lenny Bruce, Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy....

Anyhow, you don't go to a CES keynote for cutting edge comedy, eh? That said Conan O'Brian can be rahter funny when it suits him. He's clearly just doing this for a sack of cash though.

You're right there, I meant all the 'modern' ones.

Bill Gates wears the same jumper at every event.

It's amazing how unwitty American standups are.

Gah, he's starting to make me cringe.

Right, who the fuck is that because he's an embarrassment to mankind.

Grrr, yanks...

Typical American waffle so far.

How long is this show?

Yeah, it's been every since I got the latest Catalysts. Only on some file types though, it's strange.

You'd think they'd fucking fix it by now, maybe they have.

EDIT: I just fixed it by turning off hardware acceleration.

How fucking ironic, as soon as the show started, my Windows Media Player crashed.

w00000t its on.