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    Amazon Prime Video

    I have discovered that Amazon have SO much 90s TV on Prime at the moment. None of it could ever be described as "the best" but stuff like Ghost Stories and Highlander: The Raven which were buried away on ITV and Channel 5 in the late 90s/early 2000s all seem to be popping up of late perhaps because the rights are completely worthless in this day and age.
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    Amazon Prime Video

    Pos'd for forgotten 80s reference.
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    Mandy - Panos Cosmatos

    I saw this at the weekend and I honestly don't know what to think. It is terrible but has a powerful charisma that I can't really put my finger on and I can't really say I've ever experienced before. It's more than simply hate watching a bad film. Maybe the most accurate thing I can say about it was that it mesmerised me? That still doesn't feel like it wholly captures how I actually feel about it though. That bathroom freak out scene was absolutely astounding, though. The room upstaged Cage. Really has to be seen to be believed.
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    Now TV

    Stan Against Evil was great but seems to have pretty much fallen off the service which is a shame. The built in app on my Samsung TV is proper shit, sadly. Try to launch anything from Continue watching or from the watchlist and I get an unkown error. Helpful.
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    Football Thread 2018/19

    To be fair, broadly speaking it seems like none of them wated to do it and it was done under duress from our own government that they had to participate.
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    Football Thread 2018/19

    This history of football idiots doing nazi salutes is interesting The big surprise was the entire England team. It was a different time! World War 2!
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    Doctor Who

    I came here for JPickford's review of the New Years Day episode and he hasn't posted one. Shite
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    TBH I swapped out Callum Wilson for Calvert-Lewin as I needed the money. I still subscribe to the idea that no player really owes you any more than 2 points although that's easier to swallow when you've paid under 7.0 for them. When you're looking at someone who cost over 9.0 I get why you'd expect more. For the first time this season, my two dads Silvas complemented each other and came through with a goal ana an assist. That was the highlight of my game week other than maybe David Brooks extracting 5 points from a thrashing at the hands of Man U.
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    Do people still use DVDs?

    If you wholly buy into streaming then you have to accept that you're buying into what they can get and for how long. I have access to Sky Cinema, Netflix and Prime* and that doesn't really cover what I have on DVD or Blu Ray. I accept that Google Play, Apple and Amazon non-Prime essentially have access to a bigger library but you don't really come across people on here extolling the virtues of streaming if it isn't at a monthly all you can eat price. I do wonder how popular streaming would be if he all you can eat option wasn't there and you had to pay £2 a film or 79p an episode of a TV show. Maybe it would still be popular but I doubt you'd get so many people revealing how much they'd spent every month. * I find Amazon a bit more cagey about how long stuff is available on Prime but I guess it just reverts back to a PAYG rental model when it drops off.
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    Do people still use DVDs?

    Still use them for a few R1 discs that aren't on Blu Ray or streaming. Also you can pause DVDs and zoom in on bits of the still image. That's functionality which doesn't really exist anymore on Blu Ray or streaming as far as I'm aware.
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    Amazon Prime Video

    The Black Scorpion TV series is on Prime! For those who don't know what it is, it's a TV series from the mind of Roger Corman which was preceded by 2 films and follows the adventures of a woman who is a cop by day and some sort of fetish Batman at night. It shares quite a lot in common with the original Batman TV series in that it features ridiculous bad guys, baffling cheap special effects (auto transform has to be seen to be believed) and unexplained explosions. I'll be honest, you'll be less embarrassed if you get caught watching PornHub. I love it, though.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    Captained Salah over Hazard. Got a reasonable points haul but still feel like I missed out.
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    Netflix - Releases & Recommendations

    Holy hell! I didn't realise there was a sequel to Escape Plan and it is on Netflix. It is absolute balderdash. Don't watch it.
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    Netflix - Releases & Recommendations

    I liked it a lot!
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    Sonic The Hedgehog (Live Action) 2018

    Well at least we know roughly what Fox McCloud will look like in the Starwing live action film (in cinemas Summer 2022).

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