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    Football Thread 2018/19

    I think we have the bloke from Swansea lined up. I know nothing about him other than he's made them more attacking which is what we want. But they finished 10th in the Championship.
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    I have never liked the word "flavourful". I think it is mostly used by people who aren't very good at adjectives.
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    Football Thread 2018/19

    As a Brighton fan (and I use that term lightly given our performance in 2019), I'd love this to be true. And the fact that Palace of all teams did us a huge favour, I feel we should be paying it forward and trying to beat City. But that probably isn't going to happen. That said, we've only ever been beaten by a 2 goal margin by City since getting promoted, which obviously doesn't help Liverpool. Pep has just won manager of the month which, for most managers outside the top six would be an instant curse. Probably not him though.
  4. It was a compliant about cultural imperialism more than anything.
  5. Not that I was ever a great fan of Enterprise, but that final scene at the end of S4 must have been a real kick in the teeth for the true fans of the show.
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    How it should have ended

    The first Expendables film - They should have mostly died like the Magnificent Seven. But I understand why they didn't because they wanted a franchise to celebrate right wing toxic masculinity.
  7. Just come back from this. My main takeaway was that Chang and Shirley from Community were in it. Also I didn't like the fact that they turned the final battle into an NFL game like we all know what that is. I imagine these things have been discussed to death in the preceding 34 pages - sorry.
  8. If it wasn't for Bran, Euron would be by far the most annoying clown character in this show.
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    Football Thread 2018/19

    As a Brighton fan, I desparately want this to be true but I fear we might scrape a draw against Cardiff given how we struggled against Huddersfield a few weeks ago. Wolves are simply much better than us (that win against you earlier in the season aside) so our poor current form coupled with our abysmal away form will probably result in a Wolves win.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    Captained Duffy and even though he shipped 5 he is on 0 which, when I consider that I captained Pogba earlier in the season when he missed a penalty and got a card ending up on -2, is a passable result given the horrendous scoreline.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    As a Brighton fan, I'm pleased to see so many people activating the awesome power of Shane Duffy. As a fantasy manager, I don't know if it is the most wise course of action but I'm all aboard the Duffy train.
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    Line of Duty (BBC)

    It's H from Steps.
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    Now TV

    If you're over 30 or wear glasses (or both) it's fine. You'll find that Internet people will use hyperbole like "worse than DVD!" or "like a PSOne/VHS tape!" but if you're happy with how something like BBC1 (non HD) looks on your TV now, then it is no worse than that in my experience. Obviously it is dependent on the app you're using (I find Now TV's apps vary wildly depending on the device), the bandwidth you have available and whether or not you're actually watching it as opposed to looking at your phone instead but I think it is good enough, just not stellar.
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    The first one is still the best one

    The original Silent Hill is still my favourite. The sequels I've played are confusing nonsense by comparison although I admit, I haven't played them all, so there might be a secret gem out there.
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    Star Trek Discovery

    Voyager was terrible but had a few initially interesting alien races which didn't really get developed (Vidians, those space CIA guys and early species 8472) but I suppose you have to balance them against the terrible ideas of the Kazon and the space dustmen. I'm not sure Discovery has anything like that but I still prefer it to Voyager although I did like Year of Hell and the one where the invisible aliens were banging nails into everyone's head.

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