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    My favourite episode was the TV show episode. It really was very well observed from the source material and very well put together. I hope they get a third series. It inspired me to find my VHS collection fervently bought from HMV during my teenage years in 1990/91. Not sure why they were a 15 or an 18. Those terrible Kate Nash raps really are true to the original.
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    Rogue Trooper

    Hope they don't skimp on the future swears like they did with Dredd. Stakk!
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi - December 2017

    When he had to go to the wamps to get the blue milk.
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    Commando Madness!

    Picture your blu ray player or console under the tv taunting you: You don’t need to stream it, Bennett. Stick a disc in me and watch the little disc graphic whilst I try to work out where the main menu is
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    Commando Madness!

    Matrix would never watch Commando on a broadcast or streaming service. He'd always want the sensation of the disc in his hand.
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    Commando Madness!

    But that assumes that you can't lay your hands on your physical disc. Of course we all have physical copies, right?
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    The Meg - Jason Statham vs Giant Shark

    "Pleased to eat you" is a fine tagline. I genuinely hope they don't skimp on the CG shark effects for this one.
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    I liked this when I saw it last night although I don't know if I could recommend it. The shift from one theme to something else later on in the film might be a bit too jarring for some, but with all the shrp cuts from day to night for example, I suppose that was the intent. It reminded me of a bunch of stuff which I've seen and liked in the past, though such as
  9. I watched the last episode last night. Felt a bit 2001-esque right at the end and I didn't really understand that last scene.
  10. I think Adrien Brody rescued a feeble Predator from a weird Predator crucifix and it came back to save the day at the end in some manner I don't really remember.
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    Jared Leto Joker Film. Really.

    Paul Blart Mall Cop is the other joker.
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    SOLO: A Star Wars Story

    We didn't get the story of how Chewie got his Bandolier! 2/10
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    SOLO: A Star Wars Story

    It has good bits and isn't a bad film, but also isn't what I'd call special. And I think that is my worry with Disney's inevitable over exposure of the Star Wars universe.
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    SOLO: A Star Wars Story

    Interesting that someone else rates AOTC as the worst as I thought I was the only one. I think a lot of people instinctivcely hate on TPM failing to remember that the first hour of Clones is mostly people having dull conversations. It isn't a dreadful film, just in the context of Star Wars, I didn't find it as exciting as the rest. Back to Solo though and I assume that the people who are more forgiving it are more into the expanded universe or at least have some exposure. I always pegged you as an EU guy so it's interesting that it didn't really land(o) with you.

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