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DirkCrisis

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  1. DirkCrisis

    Football Thread 2018/19

    Lose to Spurs but still move up a place to 13th. Thank you goal difference! Of course I won't be saying the same thing next Saturday if we get shellacked 5-0 by Man City.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    Fabianski and Salah saved my week somewhat although when Aguero's goal went in first I had that sinking "I've captained the wrong guy" feeling.
  3. Saw this last night and it managed to be simultaneously awful and entertaining. It struck me that it managed to have the spiritual successors to the bad guys in Commando which is a bit of a shame as they didn't really work in this.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    55 for me so far, but I have Ings playing tonight probably since he won't be eligible for the GW6 match. There's a bloke in my work league who has 3 Southampton first teamers on the bench which is a bit mad particularly given that his assets in those positions all blanked. I looked at my Sky team score for this week, and of the 119 points they accrued, 98 came from 3 players (Milner, Hazard & Doherty). No matter how badly I score in FPL I can always guarante something silly from Sky to lift my spirits.
  5. Not sure why we're talking about Prometheus being an example of a terrible Alien film when Covenant blows it out of the water in terms of awfulness. Seeing Predator on Thursday. Not expecting it to be great but also not a catastrophe like the aforementioned Covenant or something like Oscar winning Suicide Squad.
  6. I always assumed that was the case. Both James Bond and 007 are the permanent fixtures and the agents who use them are the disposable assets.
  7. M Night Shalamalamadingdong is is then. The entire series of films was the fevered dream of Marky Marky wearing old man prosthetics in a retirement home. And at the end of the films, they send him to Switzerland and tell him it is his final mission. A bit like that sad last sketch on Mitchell and Webb.
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    Marvel's Iron Fist (Netflix)

    Episode 2 has Danny in some sort of homo erotic super light bondage thing.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    Benched Ings in favour of Pedro and Rui Patricio in favour of Flappy Handski. Curses. I have 2.5 in the bank. Still wondering which to do: Chambers for Alonso or David Silva for Bernardo Silva. Or the outside option is drop Bernardo Silva and Chambers, get Mendy in and another cheap midfielder who I have yet to identify.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    Binned him off for Pedro yesterday. Mitrovic saved my awful game week but I had the Fulham Burnley game pegged as a dull 0-0. Shame as for me, he's the player of the week.
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    Football Thread 2018/19

    After last season I'm actually pretty happy with a 1-0 defeat at Anfield.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    Also Aguero captain here. Still have another 4 playing tomorrow night.
  13. I don't really know what that means. Is it just an award for biggest box office? As an aside, it is disappointing that future archaeologists or trans humans like the ones at the end of AI will unearth so many Funko Pops and assume that they were this society's most venerated religious icons, loved by all.
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    The Meg - Jason Statham vs Giant Shark

    A reference to a tortured product placement scene for a brand of Chinese milk in one of the Transformers films (not the last Knight - the one before). It was very much like the Acura advert in the middle of the Battle for New York in the first Avengers film.
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