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    The Rllmuk Metal Thread Part 2

    I know the concept of Christmas swathers is somewhat over but ... Fucking Christmas.
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    Good crisp bad crisp

    FWIW I've discovered that Tesco own brand pickled onion monster claws are pretty much the same as the equivalent monster munch (without the associated monster on the packet). Also it's £1 for 10 bags although that's still not as cheap as 1978 prices.
  3. Really liked the John Carpenter nod/wholesale rip off in the last episode.
  4. Don't read if you haven't seen past episode 7
  5. Also Community. Eight episodes in and enjoying the Battlestar Galactica cameos. And the music. I find Sabrina to be an annoying Lisa Simpson of a character but the supporring cast particularly on the Coven side of things to be great.
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    Doctor Who

    Probably just a mental block with nomeclature that I have. I think it just feels like a way of saying "I don't like this incarnation of the Doctor" without being lumped in with all the Internet incel woman haters out there. Maybe I just have Twitter over-exposure to people who clearly don't get on with this version of the Doctor but don't want to say it outright. It's all "I have concerns about Jodie" or "I'm not sure that Jodie has found her voice with this role". I mean, just say you don't like it, stop watching and move on.
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    Doctor Who

    Detractors still earnestly referring to her as Jodie. Feels weird, man.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    I have Mitrovic left to play so that will be one or two points then
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    I have 9 points from 6. I can't see the next 2 days giving me a huge improvement.
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    Doctor Who

    I sometimes wonder how kids and teenagers relate to the companions in current Dr Who. I kind of assume they're a middle aged man's idea of what young people are like but I base that assumption on Ace being the young person when I was in my teenage years and that I remember being completely bewildered by her because nothing she did or said had any basis in the reality of what I experienced day to day (sonic baseball bats, daleks and TARDISes aside of course).
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    When Mahrez does well I keep wondering why I don't have him. Then I am reminded of his price against his consistency. Still don't know what to do about my forwards. Aguero stays but replacing Ings and Mitrovic is on the cards. It's just difficult to know who to replace them with. Jiminez and Arnautovic are out because tripling up on Wolves or West Ham seems a bit mad.
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    Halloween (2018). Surprisingly Decent.

    Saw this earlier. I liked all the callbacks to the original but I don't know what someone going in cold without any experience of the original would make of it. Probably that Michael is the ultimate intel and that podcasters are all annoying self absorbed dicks.
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    Thanks! So for example, because I'm stupid, I have 1) Wan-Bissaka 2) Balbuena 3) Fernandinho Robertson was on for me but didn't play so I can assume that I'll see Wan Bissaka come on with his -2 or whatever when Arsenal win 5-0 and if Hazard doesn't play as per unsubstantiated Talksport chat does that mean that Fernandinho comes on as a like for like position or does Balbuena come on changing my formation from 3-5-2 to 4-4-2? I'm assuming from your description that it's the latter?
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    Rllmuk Fantasy Premier League 2018/19

    I'm assuming that one of your defenders comes off the bench though to replace him? I'm not very clear on auto substitutions if a player is named in the team but is an unused sub. Who is your vice captain?
  15. Two episodes in and I don't know what to think. there are some excellent visuals and I like her when she's with her cousin but hate her when she's with her school friends. The stretched frame makes me think I have cataracts and the lore seems like a weird mashup of unassuming Harry Potter rip-off and lazy culling of Satanic lore. The school seems deeply uncaring but Balki from Perfect Strangers may turn out to be something more. It is keeping me watching though which I suppose is the goal but I can't really explain why.

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