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  1. Party missions? You all want to run Train Rescue S2 for that 10* crossbow board. Then you can all become Guntechers and use it. Seriously I have no idea what else I want. Those Solid/Knights do sound good mind, as well as anything else that makes you money.

    Then I can go GIVE ME YOUR MONIES!

    I would have annoyed you lot after work, but Starship Troopers was on. Just had the brain straw scene on the TV. Why do I think of wheelchairs and Sega S/upport?

  2. You have got to be kidding me. Jakeway was all ready to be nicely levelled up, and then they pull a complete clusterfuck like this. I did kind of enjoy the "We have no explanation bit" business. As well as the "...schedule of new content." Like they have a schedule. I'm also a little gutted I didn't even get a chance to run a slow time trial for some kind of lowly medal.

    Really glad I got robado and majarra yesterday, otherwise I would have been fecked. Dunno about you, I see a lot of people leaving over this complete balls up. But not me, I have Yak Zaraki to level, which shoots Barry Chuckles out the end of a crossbow.

    EDIT - I went on to play MAG before this post, was a little shocked when there was no MAG mission. That's right, no option at all, so you can't even exchange badges for stuff. Best fuck up ever.

  3. Just so you know Mood, the boss fight you disconnected during, we got awesome loot:

    Paradi Cataract


    Cubo Mamba



    You missed the best drops we've had all event!

    I can't tell if you are joking or not. So I'll be on the safe side and just say I absolutely hate every last one of you. You can just get lost on Egg Thieves next time :P

    If you need someone to make up the numbers and slow you down, I'll be on:

    Monday: Till around 10-11, maybe later

    Tuesday till around 9-10 (or until I fall asleep at the controller)

    Wednesday: Champions League bitches

    Thursday: Until I fall asleep

    Friday: Maybe sometime after work, so earliest would be around 11:30-midnight if I do play

    Saturday: Probably after work again, so 10:30-ish maybe

    Sunday: All night long (all night)

    Bank Holiday Jakeway: 10-11-ish

    And yes, that's the most sense you'll get out of me all week. LEVEL 21 SHOTGUN BULLET sdfwhelkeahdreqwhdkhaebd,a

  4. Happily plugging away on S with Marc, Willei and Ruby, then my net dies. Not just a LOLFINALROOM/BOSS disconnect, net dies. Works again around 1am, but decided to call it a night. Must have been the catilium AND zagzac dropping at once killing my connection. Good times, especially getting that bloody shotgun bullet up to 21. Now I can give a crack at my fire rifle bullet.

    Egg Thieves is not only fun, it is also seriously quick. We got 11 mins on A. Which gives 350MP. Which is probably better than MAG for it. Looks like some decent drops as well, plus around 18k for not much work. You can just run past most enemies. Very confusing mind, I suggest looking at these maps for some tips:

    http://psupedia.info/The_Egg_Thieves_%28guide%29" target="_blank">http://psupedia.info/The_Egg_Thieves_%28guide%29

    Still need some more gold badges for PAs, but I might just get cracking on levelling my alts up a bit.

  5. This is a message to rllmuk from your friendly neighbourhood Guntecher:


    But yes, I can see the shitness that's involved with the ridiculous amout of damage that a GT can do. Still there's always level 20 protan...oh wait. How about level 10 wartec...oh wait. You get the idea. Only other class I've got semi-decent weapons for is Fortegunner, which mainly involves shooting stuff in the face with these fine leather phantoms I bought for cheap. Really can't wait to level some more rifle bullets, at a high-ish level they do some sexy awesome damage. Still, there is always crossbows. Which do kick plenty amount of booty. As a GT bullets tend to do around 300-350 a bolt, which combined with strafing and wand/other stuff in the right hand can make a good combo. I'd love to see a Fighgunner use them, the S rank crossbows may have better ATP but the stupid attack difference from Fighgunner to GT should easily outdo that. Plus you can do some damage in the right hand.

    Levelling crossbow bullets faster after 11? UH-OOOHHHHHHH! Well it is to a point, but it still makes you want to murder Sega in the face. Well more so. Dread to think if Zangenga takes longer to level than the other bullets. Still, I can't see anything else preparing you for going from level 20 (2 bolts in worst pattern spread ever, lvl 2 status) to 21 (3 bolts in a useable pattern, lvl 3 status).

    Best moment of MAX G so far? Being kicked from a party after flaxodis pantolac dropped. Well, after someone had picked it up. Well, after it got given to me. Failure of the highest order, most commendable.

  6. Dude, you bought it excellent! I'll HAVE to do some runs with you! Will be on for a couple of hours around say 2pm if anyone fancies it.


    Giving Trucy a good hard raping recently, trying to get diiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggaaaaaaarrrrrr [drools] up to 21. Which I worked out is gonna take 1000 rocks to faces. Fun times. Still, beats spamming lasers till I can reach the heady heights of level 11 plasma cannon justice. I have finally realised just how hard it is with these weak fortetechers - I won't be able to get some A rank armour for weeks as the defence is so low. Which means I will be Har/quick less for weeks. Still, going from B rank rods to S rank stuff immediately, completely with almost doubling of damage, is maximum profit.

    As for DF I want as many cubo tuma boards as possible (as I can't be bothered to buy them). Also lots of gudda gants, because I love them and they make me feel special. Not massively fussed about anything else really, unless I can sell it for big monies. I don't really use my cast, so I can use extra slots on something more suitable. Like the never seen before aura field.

    Oh wait.

  7. Turned PSU on today after a massive Nadesico session (to sum up - IT'S SHIT) and I couldn't work out what I wanted to do. I thought I might level some characters, but then I might want MPs for the master classes so I can try them for a second then go back to the vastly overpowered class that is Guntecher. But I also need to level some spells for said crossbow-touting awesomeness so I thought about levelling up my newman. In the end, I went for the one option left open to me.

    I had a wank.

    If that's not a ringing endorsement, I don't know what is. Well that and the fact I have to be up in 6 hours and I really should be in bed and I'll look at this tomorrow and edit it to pieces as it makes no sense.

  8. Never ever say I'm a man to back down on stuff. You asked for it, and I delivered. Remember that you only have yourselves to blame for this. I take no responsibility whatsoever. Also if you are off a squeamish disposition please look away now.

    With that done LET'S BRING ON THE SEXY TIME!


    Don't worry, we have our best reporter on the scene to discuss the political implications of this major event. So, what's the latest news?


    ...amazing scenes, I'm sure you'll agree.

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  10. Christ, not only is he stealing all MY (possibly our) jokes, but he's also stealing all MY (as all GHZ in-jokes are mine - just ask the man in the Mallorca Hat) in-jokes too. If I had a pic of you and me playing PSU, I would totally post it, as a reminder of when you used to be cool (and below level 120).


    Actually it turns out I do have a photo of the old Richard, complete with a line of his favourite dancing whores (and I'm not making that up, I swear to god) which I will be uploading as soon as I'm not doing anything. That means Monday. Some of us have proper work to do, rather than playing PSU for a living :)

    Final thought - HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

  11. Seeing as Siri is inept, his sexier lower level substitute (LEVEL 75!!!!!!!111111barrychuckle111) will oblige.


    I try not to look at the official boards too much. It makes my mind shut down.

    EDIT - While I'm sullying this forum with my presence I may as well post about how I'm finding new improved PSU. Well, by new I mean endlessly running White Beast S to level up. But anyway, I'm amazed how easy mission points are to earn. The aforementioned mission gives out loads, I'm already at level 14 GT (stop laughing). It is also dishing out loads of rares (well, 7-star and up, dunno if you would class them as rares anymore). Other than that, it seems pretty much the same. Only now my resta actually cures people. Also, I don't recommend doing buffs party. Even more boring then endlessly running Linear Line at lower levels when PSU started so I could go to Parum and get killed by Vahras.

    Well, at least some things don't change.

  12. That kind of stuff makes me insanely jealous. Unfortunately, someone needs to pump the flea-ridden cesspool that is Cradley full of antibiotics, methadone, and enough laxative to send a tramp to the toilet for a week, on a weekend. You need more midweek Moa(to)b(e) magic in your life.

    And by midweek, I mean when I'm on holiday, or not at work at 6:30 in the morning. In fact, I find the fact you people aren't now designing you PSU playing times around me completely and utterly unacceptable. As such, I shall punish you all with a picture of the real life Richard Hawk


    [beardo Dunga lvl 40 - 174% atk - chance to stun and molest young children]

  13. I'm not actually poor, it's just the done thing to ask for monies round here. Well, that's what Siri told me to do. And he's an honest, upstanding italian, who am I to argue? I sold some various power unit before I quit, so I think I have between 3-5 mill lying around. I don't know if that's good for a level 67 Guntecher, but I'll take it.

    Christ knows why he keeps going on about me. He disowned me to play with all you lot, and spends most of the day grooming his beard and giving away random rappy suits. I keep asking him what these Mr Magoo things are like for casting magic and stuff. But he's a soulless fighter. So he doesn't know. Too busy not levelling me up for shits and giggles, and trying to chat up the girls at the casino.

  14. And now a message:

    GIVE ME YOUR MONIES! Failing that, all your S rank crossbows and bows. And rifles. And wands when GTs get an upgrade. But mainly MONIES!

    Sponsored by the Richard Hawk Association - No in-joke too small, no Israel too new

    Rather sadly, I did decide to go back as Pirates of the Burning Seas has turned out to be a bit pap. Even worse was seeing 360 hours over 2 characters. That's two weeks solid of playtime. But no, even worserererer stuff was to follow. 5 minutes in, I already had a plan for what PAs I was going to level up some more. I hate myself sometimes.

    Quite why you aren't discussing the in depth and well scripted online plot I don't know. I mean, we all know what Maya meant when she told Lumia, or whatever the hell the lolibaits name is, that "I'm going on a secret mission with Dave Shirtrip". Oh yes, massive elemental damage WAS involved. As well as some new shirts.

    Rather pleased that no sooner do I sign up that I learn GTs are apparently being made a win button of the highest order. I mean christ, I'm already actually healing people of my level in one go, and I'm getting more TP? And level 30 attack techs? I'd swap the S rank wands for cards mind. Plus easier levelling for bullet PAs. Doesn't help the hours wasted on 21+ ground, lightening and dark crossbow shot, but there we go. Especially as mere mention of the word status seems to cause stuff to burn nowadays.

    I was all ready to congratulate Richard on his levels and his hard earned collecton of Linear Lines, but I did this mission involving a raft and a flying bug thing as a boss. On A. And got a S rank for it. Over 100 mission points. Easy mode, the lot of you. There is only one thing you can do to make up for this. That's right.


  15. Also got my pre-order today, and while I love MotoGP, I have to agree with the unacceptable comments.

    The screen-tearing is common-place, and even worse it can cause enough distraction to put you off your ride. However, a few tracks into career I got to Shangai, which is in the wet. Looks ruddy gorgeous, with the massive structures reflected in the track. Shame the 360 can't handle it.

    Slowdown is utterly chronic on that track. Worse case is one hairpin. I keep going off, and as I swing round to see the structures and so on the game drops frames like a cheap whore. It really is awful, and this is on the GP tracks and in SD. I dread to think what Extreme mode (with the increase in trackside objects) and HD users will find.

    Really, guttingly disappointed. Oh, and you know in the demo that if you want to view your friends time on the scoreboards, the game crashed and froze the 360? That bug is still in.

    Cheers Climax.

  16. As I can finally get onto this rubbish forum thing after hours of trying I would also like to attend this tourny-thingy. As long as someone records the inevitable Preach-Tina Vs Mood-Leon last round bob all life left extravaganza :)

  17. Cant wait for this, SS beckons again

    Preach you going down son!!!

    I think I speak for everyone when I say this...


    Absolutely cracking games, really some of the best DOA games I've had online. Especially with Preacher's YMCA/Disco Ein. Anytime I played him it was guranteed to be

    a) a cracking match

    B) a win for dubious sexual oritentation mofo

    Double KO Bass Vs Ein >_< But everything went really well, and the random lag only slightly spoiled it.

  18. Wow, I stay away for around a year and my ears start burning. I'm almost famous! At least I've discovered that Leon is a filthy gyppo and Hitomi is a nazi (German, has a scarly looking eagle thingy on her shirts).

    Can I say I'm the best DOA player on NTSC then? Or GHZ? ;)

  19. Ahh. So this is where all the DOA types hang out. Just so you know, you forced me to waste 20 hours of my life unlocking all the costumes. The hard way. At least I can finally go online now. And get beat. But get beat in a fancy costume.

    I wasted so much time on it I can now perfect Tengu on hard mode :s

  20. I'd be a lot more impressed by the design chance if I hadn't just looked through some of my old PC Gamers I'm about to throw out (I need the space for, err... new PC Gamers). The issue 50-ish era was clean, crisp, and looked kinda like Edge, but with humour. And beards. And really stupid photo shoots in the top 100s.

    The latest one seems a bit messy, there is text and shots all over the place, and my eyes don't know what to look at next. On the other hand, the extra-life section (oh the irony, an extra-life section for a system that barely uses them) is excellent, and exactly what I would expect from a print magazine. The Zangbandtk article was really very good.

    Just a shame I'm not really interested in PC games at the moment. Well, unless they are going to release a TIE Fighter sequel soon.

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