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    Favourite Games include:
    Castlevania: Symphony of the Night [PS1]
    Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow [DS]
    Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time [XB]
    Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil [PS2]
    Katamari Damacy [PS2]
    Rallisport Challenge 2 [XB]
    Colin McRae Rally 2.0 [PS1]
    Virtua Tennis [DC]
    Metal Slug 2 [NeoGeo]
    Luigi’s Mansion [GC]
    Metroid Prime [GC]
    Sonic the Hedgehog 2 [MD]
    Sonic 3 & Knuckles [MD]
    Quackshot [MD]
    Super Mario World [GBA]
    Super Mario Sunshine [GC]
    Super Mario Galaxy [Wii]
    Super Mario Galaxy 2 [Wii]
    DoDonPachi [ARC]
    Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 [PC]
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door [GC]
    Tetris DX (GBC)
    Picture Puzzle [NGPC]
    Wario Ware [GBA]
    Half-Life 2: The Orange Box [X360]
    Hot Shots Golf [PSP]
    Peggle [iPad]
    Trials HD [X360]
    Uncharted 2 [PS3]
    Crackdown [X360]
    Bulletstorm [X360]
    Prince of Persia 2008 [X360]
    Outrun Online Arcade [X360]
    Hydrothunder [X360]
    Crysis 2 [X360]
    Portal 2 [X360]
    Fable 2 [X360]
    Fable 3 [X360]
    The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening DX [GBC]
    Persona 4 Golden [VITA]
    The Legend of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds [3DS]
    Final Fantasy X HD Remaster [VITA]
    Super Mario 3D World [WII U]
    Borderlands 2 [PC]
    Tomb Raider [PS4]
    The Talos Principle [PS4]
    The Witness [PS4]
    The Swapper [VITA]
    Stealth Inc [VITA]
    Bravely Second [3DS]
    Rise of the Tomb Raider [XBONE]
    Inside [XBONE]
    The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD [WII U]
    Roller Coaster Tycoon Classic [iOS]
    WipEout: Omega Collection [PS4]
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild [SWITCH]
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe [SWITCH]
    Minecraft [SWITCH]
    Sonic Mania [SWITCH]
    Super Mario Odyssey [SWITCH]
    Steamworld Dig 2 [SWITCH]
    Celeste [SWITCH]
    Into the Breach [SWITCH]
    Astro Bot: Rescue Mission [PSVR]
    Return of the Obra Dinn [PC]

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  1. It’s fine, you can switch between kick and punch with the start button if using a 3-button pad.
  2. Paulando

    Are cutscenes necessary?

    Generally, I skip them all. They’re mostly shit, sub-TV movie trash, and not worthy of my time. They also tend to be too long, or boring. Short, snappy cutscenes that show a lot with very little will get a pass. Why do I want to put a new game on, only to sit there for 10 minutes, twiddling the joysticks? There are a few notable exceptions. The story in the Persona games is brilliant, and it’s a key part of the game that changes depending on decisions you make. Red Dead Redemption 2 isn’t really my ‘hing, but the cutscenes and dialogue are incredibly well done, and I can see why people get so invested in its story. I suppose you need that to put up with the clunky gameplay (). A fine example of how a story can be told is Inside. It tells so much with no cutscenes and no dialogue, and it’s a perfect example of ‘show don’t tell’. Uncharted did a decent job of combining dialogue with some of the platforming bits too, which in turn makes them more interesting to play. I could put up with the cutscenes in those, because the voice acting and dialogue was decent, and they did blur the line between gameplay and story. There are plenty of ways to tell a story without resorting to overlong cutscenes, and this would probably make a decent Game Maker’s Toolkit episode.
  3. Paulando

    Chernobyl (HBO/Sky)

  4. Paulando

    Chernobyl (HBO/Sky)

    The podcast is brilliant. I’ve listened to Craig Mazin for several years now on the Scriptnotes podcast, and he clearly knows his stuff, so it’s interesting to hear his thought processes when writing it, and a little bit more about the history. Makes for a great companion piece.
  5. The most GoT thing about this episode was:
  6. All TV shows have the odd junk episode, but episode 4 wasn’t just bad, it took seven seasons of setup, careful plotting and character building, screwed it up and chucked it in the bin. We’ve witnessed the dragons blossom from unhatched eggs to the fearsome beasts they’d become, and Rufus Hound kills one in 10 seconds with three perfectly-placed arrows. And while the ending of episode 3 was visually and aurally impressive, killing the Night King halfway through the season with so little bloodshed was misjudged. The armies were obliterated and thousands died (apparently?), but we didn’t feel anything because the Game of Thrones Hall of Fame™ assembled at the end of season 7 all survived.
  7. Paulando

    Nintendo eShop (Software Chatter)

    No issue. You just need to disable auto-renew on your online membership first.
  8. Paulando

    Nintendo eShop (Software Chatter)

    Picked up The Messenger and it’s pretty fabulous. Like a cross between Shovel Knight and Ninja Cop. You need to take your time and make your way carefully through the screens, but you also have just enough health points to showboat every now and then. Love that.
  9. Yeah, I noticed this yesterday so I got my order in. I’ll get it delivered to a neighbour or something.
  10. Paulando

    Nintendo eShop (Software Chatter)

    999 Yen, which worked out about £8.
  11. Darn it I have loads of Amazon vouchers to use, so I’m getting it from them, but I’m away until the end of May so I was going to order it closer to when I got back. I’ve setup an email notification to order anyway, there’s no way I’m paying £100 for some unnecessary extra storage. Sorry guys, not day one for me, but as soon as possible afterwards
  12. Paulando

    Nintendo eShop (Software Chatter)

    Bought a 3000 yen card last night and got Virtua Racing. It’s Any other JP exclusives worth getting? I like vertical shmups.
  13. There isn’t going to be a Star Wars film in 2020, is there?
  14. My setup is fine They’re rubbish when any kind of movement is required. You should probably just accept this isn’t for you and move on. The attraction of the Quest isn’t to play the latest and greatest graphical marvels (there will always be other headsets that provide that), it’s to be completely wireless with full 360° tracking, and with decent hand controllers. It’s like the Nintendo Switch version of VR.
  15. I can still play Astro Bot, WipEout and No Man’s Sky on my PS VR (and Statik, and plenty of others). I’ll be using the Quest for the games that will make use of full 360° movement and better hand tracking, which is pretty much everything else. I bought Skyrim on PS VR and it’s pretty shit, really. The Move controllers just fall apart when movement is required, and I refuse to do that awful teleport thing.

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