Monkeyspill

It might be helpful if it lets me move focus mode to triangle. I keep hitting L2/R2 by mistake.

Microwave Massacre? I got to watch all sorts of crap during the video nasty/dodgy pirate VHS era.

Yeah, I suppose so. But it could have been so much better.

The same thing happened to me and everyone else I've spoken to who tried that quest. I'm not sure if it's an intentional joke or not - you spend ages leading him there and get sod all for it.

I've just bought the crafting upgrade for the camp and I need perfect pelts and carcasses to upgrade anything. I didn't properly learn how to hunt, but every time I've killed something - even a clean shot with the bow - it's never been perfect. How do I get perfect pelts?

The selection of games is poor though. A lot of the general audience will be put off because no Tomb Raider, no Gran Turismo, no Tony Hawks etc.

And why is the guard on the back of the train always angry and shooting at me even when I’m just waiting to cross the rails?

I'm fed up with trying to be nice. It's too easy to get in trouble. I greeted someone in Saint Denis, he took offence and pulled me off my horse. Trying to get him off me and run away, I punched a bystander (I don't think I pressed the punch button and I definitely wasn't close to the bystander - Arthur just lunged at him) who became a witness, who got the police involved. Now I'm being shot at and chased down with a massive bounty on my head. Just for saying hello. Edit: Again! I turned the horse round in a narrow street, the horse turned the other way, knocked someone over and it's assault.

Met a guy at a campfire. He started telling me about this widow he had his eye on and saying how he was hiding in the bushes and spying on her. He got pissed off as I was responding negatively then I lassoed him as he got on his horse and hogtied him. Are there any other options with these random encounters? Can I just kill them all?

Except that it’s got only 20 games, not 60. And those 20 are mostly stodge. I can sort of understand the logic of being half-arsed. Maybe they see it as something you’d put on the shelf and not really play. It’s still shit though and they’ll be losing a lot of sales. If they’d put just a bit more effort in, it could have been something decent.

What annoys and confuses me is that they’ve gone to some effort creating a pretty authentic replica, then shitted it up with no effort gone into the game selection, emulation, front end etc.

I had a quick go on Marathon mode. I’m still rubbish at it but it seems a lot easier than the Puyo Puyo Tetris version (on Switch), especially when it gets close to the top. Not sure if it’s that’s the Switch’s wonky d-pad or not. I really like this though. I’ve been playing Tetris since that dodgy C64 version. I played that version loads even though it was a bit crap (didn’t know any different at the time).

On the plus side, this has “saved” me £90 which I couldn’t really afford anyway.

Some bastards at the side of the road killed my DLC horse. I’ve lost my saddle and weapons too. I tried reloading but it’s still gone.

Are later chapters much shorter? Because I’m still on chapter 2 (at least I think I am) and 30 odd percent done according to the save file.