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Boozy The Clown

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  1. City of God - Best film I've seen in years The Wild Bunch - Peckinpah's finest. Happy Gilmore - "You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?" The Jazz Singer - Neil Diamond 'nuff said. Ichi The Killer - Nuts Salvador - James Woods at his best. Requiem For a Dream Hanna Bi - Beat Takeshi masterpiece
  2. The pool party/mansion video shoot where big booty ho's be all dancin' while the G's act hard, drink their crysal (I dunno?) and bling their ice. It ends with you being turfed out on your ear as the mansion was only rented for a day. The jewellery shop is also a must where custom medallions are created with more ice than farmfoods. Crip walk and gangsta pose workshops where all the family can learn to shuffle like snoop dogg and know exactly which sign to throw up when being phtographed. Drive by shooting range - you enter a 69 caddy which circles around some streets before the headlights go out and you zoom by the selected target. there are plenty of innocent bystanders for authenticity. You are given a score card at the end that rates your performance. Target killed only - Straight G Target + bystanders - Crazy ass trigga happy nigga Bystanders only - Section 8 mufucka No one killed - see below This is what you do at university? pfffffft students.
  3. Isn't out till May but click the pic for a full psycho-logical records release schedule. You prob don't know about or give a toss but this is very good news to me.
  4. I C Dead People is a classic. The fact the tape starts with "Ghost Town" in the background and the overall lack of any skits make it one of his best albums to date. I'm bumpin' funk doc Reggie Noble type sheeeeeit. Also this week I got the promo of RJD2's new album "Since we last spoke" and it is easily as good if not better than Deadringer. No guest appearances and no rapping to be seen but it's still hip hop.
  5. Top 5 No order just based on most listened to. oh and because 5 ain't enough.
  6. Playing MotoGP2 a while ago... Yank - "What's with that fuckin' clown ass faggot. Get out my way! < Me Adopting American accent> - "Yeah fuck that clown man" Yank - "Yeah man fuckin boozy ass clown" Me - "We oughta fuck that bitch up" Yank - " Yeah man fuck his shit up!" Me - "you got a real sexy voice!" Yank - falls off bike "Who fuckin' said that?" Me - ahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahaha
  7. "Do you wear a skirt and eat haggis ? Give me that baby. I eat babies." "America is the best buddy. If it wasn't for America you wouldn't be playing xbox" "Hey Bozo you're a fuckin' cheat" "You're gonna smoke a FAG ?" "This game/level/track/gun sucks, xxxx is much better" "Boozy The Clown ? Do you like ICP, you faggot ?" "You suck!" "I got your moms here she's suckin' my dick"
  8. Who will eat the bullet you or the Gimp?
  9. Thus crap if high resolution is what makes games great. If this is on xbox LIVE I can see a lot of atrocities taking place. You've killed the guy who pissed you off earlier and you can now commit an array of heinous post mortem acts of violence upon his mortal remains. Sounds kinda fun.
  10. As for Halo 2 have you all seen the video on www.xbox.com It's not easy to find you have to watch a movie for another xbox game, then open the link from the list on the left hand side of the media player. If you are starting to feel at all doubtful of this game I suggest you watch the 10 min documentary about Bungie.
  11. Why would I link to a different file? Eat hot lead nerd. What is a rogue mod ? Why are you threatening me when I bring wondrous gifts of gaming pleasure ? Amd 2200 512mb ge force 4200ti Game works a treat. Looks stunning, has atmosphere that makes you feel the jungle sweat dripping from your brow. Superb rag doll deaths, AI that hunts you down in packs, an amazing sniper rifle,completely free to attempt the level any way you choose. Enough I'm off to play it some more. 2004 is gonna be a damn fine year.
  12. http://gamefiles.blueyonder.co.uk/blueyond.../demofarcry.zip Let me be the first to say this game fucking ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
  13. The "best console deal going right now" is the Xbox with PGR2 for £130 - you can easily get Halo and MM3 cheap second-hand, both cheaper than PGR2 on its own. And PGR2 even comes in a proper box. Tim well why didn't you buy that one then? And who wipes your arse for you?
  14. This list is made up of cars that are comparable to each other. There is no car that is equal to the speed 12. The list does not include the unlockable cars.
  15. Sorry I hadn't realised you would explain in such depth your case for why it was shit. I have taken your arguement on board and now am convinced that you are indeed a fuckwit.
  16. December 08, 2003 - With both Rallisport Challenge and the popular Battlefield 1942 to its credit in 2002, Scandinavian developer DICE became one of the hotter players in the world of videogames. Xbox owners will have to be happy with DICE's talent with racing games because Battlefield is still a PC only franchise and Rallisport Challenge 2 is just around the corner. Enhanced with Xbox Live and XSN Sports functionality, RSC2 also comes with more cars, tracks and customization options than its predecessor. In our most recent look at the game, Rallisport Challenge struck us as even more arcadey and barely hanging on by the grip of its tires. In this case, that's a good thing. Rally racing fans should really be excited by the car damage system that now affects the performance of your vehicle throughout the race. The severity of the both the damage and the effect it will have on your vehicle can be set separately. That is, a high damage setting means even the slightest tap will wreck big chunks of your car and so a totally disabled wheel or a missing door or hood will happen a lot easier. However, the effect that wheel's performance once it is smashed can range from a little to a lot so that it might take a long time for it to fail or your vehicle may instantly be crippled by that bad wheel. When you play the solo career mode, all of these performance and damage settings will be automated according to the difficulty level you're using. The higher difficulties will make it extremely important to keep your car in one piece because if it fails, that's a tough loss to absorb. You can also smash up your windshield so bad that racing from the cockpit view becomes impossible. The career mode will have players racing through all different kinds of races including the new crossover duel race. Ice races, rallicross, hill climbs and basic rally races are all back again and all the race types will be presented in branching patterns so that as the player progresses you will have to become proficient at all kinds of races. You'll reach branches in the race progress tree so that after doing a couple of ice races you'll be able to choose from a rally, hill climb or crossover next and even anticipate what type of race you'll want to do after that. This setup means you'll be able to develop your racing abilities across all the race types at a comfortable pace before moving on to tougher races later on in your career. This way you're not thrown off when you're suddenly thrown into an ice race 10 hours into your career. The number of events you'll have to race also increases as you choose higher difficulties so there will be more branching opportunities on the championship setting than the amateur setting. The new crossover duel race has players racing side by side with a competitor who has a track of his own to follow. Eventually the track you're racing will flow into the beginning of your opponent's track and his will flow into yours so that you eventually end up racing on each other's unique tracks but with in the context of the same race. This type of race makes you worry less about the position of your opponent and more about keeping your eyes open on the course in front of you. There will be more than 40 vehicles to race in Rallisport Challenge 2 including every championship racer since 1978 according to Microsoft Game Studios. Initially you'll only have a handful of vehicle options for each race type so there will be plenty of unlocking to be done in the solo career mode. Up to 16 players will be able to race on Xbox Live in hill climbs, rally races, rallicross and ice races. Crossover duels, by definition will only be head-to-head races over Xbox Live. During online races you can use damage/performance settings and car tuning options as criteria for races that you'll be setting up. The advanced car tuning options allow you to micromanage your suspension and brake settings for your desired style of racing. Like we saw in Project Gotham Racing 2, you'll be able to download and race the ghosts of other Xbox Live players who hold records on particular tracks. * RSC2 feels even more arcadey than the original and the cars feel extremely responsive when you need to quickly reverse or accelerate after a smashing into an object. Handling your car wisely through turns and simply keeping it on the track is going to be the key skill this time around since acceleration seems like it's going to be so even across the lineup of vehicles. Bumps, jumps, ditches and treacherous cliffs are everywhere and so the "Hand of God" reset feature has been refined so that you won't instantly pop back onto the track when you drift a few feet off the track. As a matter of fact, you'll quite often find yourself lodged in trees, between buildings or among rocks and you'll still have full control to accelerate, reverse and steer…if your wheels are still in contact with a surface. The original RSC was one of the prettier racers on any system and the biggest visual enhancement to this sequel might be the upgraded particle system. In addition to rain and dust being thrown everywhere, you're going to get leaves from the pavement in front of you kicking up onto your windshield. You get lots of debris, bad weather and the dangers of night driving all working at once and RSC2 will be presenting a fairly new challenge. The new crash cam works exactly like the limited cut away system in Need for Speed Underground where you get a 2 second third person perspective on the action when you crash before the game automatically switches back to your driving perspective. *woo and indeed hoo
  17. http://www.xblgamers.com/rsc2_teaser.jpg More Porn for Graphic Whores
  18. When did you play it ? Oh you haven't, you just thought you'd add to the millions of internet posts that proclaim something to be shit with little or no justifiable case. Fuck off fuckwit I'm not listening to your pish.
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