Boozy The Clown

Just got the last car to buy from the garage in a wheelspin. 22 million credits saved. Every base car owned. Now where's the expansion Playground ? Is it delayed too ?

Xbox version got a 1.7gb update last night. I'm currently south of Sicily on a cloudless day with Global Communication 76:14 on the record player providing the perfect soundtrack to another omg how is it doing this look at the graphics flight from Malta.

1000 kids will fall in love in all these clubs tonight

1000 kids will end up gushing blood tonight

2000 kids won't get all that much sleep tonight

2000 kids they still feel pretty sweet tonight

3 minutes of the best dirty guitar wankery ever.

Xbox Outsells Playstation in Japan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time played :  55 days + 

Finished the story for the 3rd time just this week. Still have a ton of stuff to discover and am already thinking of starting it again.

Says out now but not available on xbox just yet. Anyone got it ?

thanks for missing the entire point......

Convenience.

Next.....

No 1st party exclusives in 2022 would be a good reason. 

I pay monthly.

I have a huge backlog of owned games.

Recent months have had little of interest to me.

The next 6 months don't hold much prospect of having games that justify it.

I've had 10 years of "the games are coming........."

Serious doubts regarding Xbox management's ability to ship games based on recent stories regarding the companies they have bought since 2018.

Voting with my wallet to send a message that the current situation is not good enough.

Very disappointed with constantly being hyped up over what is promised vs what is being delivered.

I'm not interested in Elden Ring so 2022 has been "sparse" thus far and looks to continue to be a non event. 

Giving serious thought to delaying my Gamepass subscription until 2023.

Phil Spencer : We're delaying our only 2 games this year.

Jim Ryan : Hold My Beer...

I'm not a big twitter poster/user. Woke up to a like from Q-Bert this morning.

It's nothing in the greater scheme of things but I have no one else to share this with where it might mean anything so I'm sharing it here because fuck it, why not ?

I went with Skate 2 because of the fun times with folks from here.

1. Red Dead Redemption 2

2. Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

3. Unreal Tournament

4. Testdrive Unlimited 2

5. Fight Night Round 3

6. Resident Evil 4

7. Mass Effect 2

8. Wipeout 2097

9. The Last of Us

10. Grand Theft Auto III

11. Skate 2

12. Halo: Combat Evolved

13. Forza Motorsport 4

14. Batman: Arkham Asylum

15. Dead Space

16. Guitar Hero II

17. Gears of War

18. Fallout 3

19. MotoGP: Ultimate Racing Technology

20. Project Gotham Racing 4

A list my brain made up on a Sunday morning. More nostalgic than critical, based entirely on what I remember having the most satisfaction playing with friends and over time. Over the remaining time available I would probably change this list entirely but I'm just gonna leave this as is. 

29 years old today. 

For a giant.

Saw my first PS5 in the flesh recently. Getting planning permission for the extension on the house is a must.

The Sisters Brothers

An Annapurna produced western,  quiet contemplation of an age of history with a psycho gunslinger and some of the best gunfights in the dark.

A delight/5

Bone Tomahawk

omg 

Kurt Russell vs trogladyte cannibals

Deadwood/5

Jimmy in Howard guise got a proper laugh out loud.

New Action Bronson album out... Cocodrillo turbo

https://www.xbox.com/en-GB/games/store/forza-horizon-5-premium-add-ons-bundle/9MZ0SR207MG8/0010

6 months ago they released the expansion pass add on for £40. 

Where's the fucking expansion Playground ?

Birthday Albums