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Ow no, not at all. Literally in the first 5 seconds you learn about the sexual preference of J.J.

I’ve not reached the part where that happens then.

It’s... janky. Sometimes it looks and plays like a mobile game with awful looking textures and parts where J.J. does not do what you want her to do e.g. grabbing a box can be a right hassle. But the bonkers story and some very inventive puzzles elevate this to required play. My recommendation: pick this up for less than a tenner.

Completed that level in World 5 yesterday, absolutely fantastic, sat with a grin on my face the entire level. Spoiler for level name/design:

The latter hits the nail on the head. Exactly the same issue Horizon suffers from.

Sell the dog.

Now go outside to the real world.

Especially for that price. Less than 30 quid for this, it’s almost criminal. I can recommend this to truly anyone. I’m a single 44 year old and I just let out a guffaw because of what happened to my wee robot pal.

Just buy the full game. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Ok lads, no more dick talk.

Looks correct. Dongle has to be in the PS4.

I can’t help but raise the Dual Shock 4 when I rescue a wee robot and look at the happy robots welcoming their buddy. Such a joyous game.

Just completed 2-2, what a lovely experience.

Bought Astro Bot only to come home to a VR headsets that shows no image on headset. The front light do not turn on, the ones at the back do. edit: for fucks sake, did they change the way the headset works since the firmware update? It used to work immediately when turned on, now for some reason it only works when a game is actually running.

No. The entire Yakuza franchise is filled with difficulty spikes that you overcome by chugging health and power drinks. Edit: that said, do make sure you have at least some sturdy gear, upgraded talismans and new/upgraded skills. But do bring food and drinks.