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    HBO's Westworld. Yee-Haww Co/w,bo.Y@@@ [FATAL ERROR]

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    HBO's Westworld. Yee-Haww Co/w,bo.Y@@@ [FATAL ERROR]

    Robot maggots, obviously.
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    Doom Patrol

    Oh man, I hope they do some of the Grant Morrison stories. Bring on The Sex Men! Say hello to Shadowy Mister Evans!
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    HBO's Westworld. Yee-Haww Co/w,bo.Y@@@ [FATAL ERROR]

    Yep, that was more like it!
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    HBO's Westworld. Yee-Haww Co/w,bo.Y@@@ [FATAL ERROR]

    A wizard scientist did it.
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    HBO's Westworld. Yee-Haww Co/w,bo.Y@@@ [FATAL ERROR]

    Fair enough, but it's why I wasn't that interested in watching the show at first, until I heard it was more interesting than that, which it was, but now it's not (as much.)
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    Illustration Club

    *taps foot* *looks at watch* *builds time machine*
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    SOLO: A Star Wars Story

    I hope there's a scene where Hand and Orlando and Chunky strut into a Cantina bar and that band from the old ones is there playing that tune and Hands says 'this is my favourite tune' and a disco beat drops and they all have a Saturday Night Fever dance off.
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    Illustration Club

    How do I play Magic Mallet?
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    HBO's Westworld. Yee-Haww Co/w,bo.Y@@@ [FATAL ERROR]

    It's felt a bit off since it turned from 'abused slaves awaken and rebel against masters' to 'evil robots kill all humans.' The sypmathy I had for Maeve and Dolores is wearing out.
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    Ant-Man and The Wasp - July 2018

    I'm concerned about how greatly I'm bothered that Evangeline Lily's hairstyle has changed from the first movie.
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    Bayonetta 1 & 2 - Nintendo's Witch

    I had a magnificent time last night playing one of the Alfheim portals in the first Bayonetta (on Wii U); it was an early one where you have to defeat all the enemies within a time limit and use six torture attacks. After a very long time being hopelessly defeated, I realised after some experimentation that I could rack up the hits to fill the magic meter (a full meter is necessary to trigger a torture attack) by using one of the angel's weapons - the ball and chain - but it seemed a bit random on when they would drop their weapons. Then, after some more goes, I discovered that killing the ball and chain angels with a torture attack from the front meant they would drop their weapon evey time, so putting the pieces together I came up with a system of filling the magic meter up once by any means necessary, using a torture attack on the first ball and chain angel, then using his dropped ball and chain on the next lot of enemies, saving another ball and chainer until I had a full magic meter again and using a torture attack on him to get another ball and chain to continue the process. It was like solving a deliberately-designed puzzle (there were only so many ball and chains in each wave of enemies) and when I finally pulled it off it felt GLORIOUS. Took me nearly two hours but it was so worth it in the endI imagine the rest of the Alfheims have a similar logic behind beating them; I shall endeavour to discover more I AM A WITCH I AM YOUR QUEEEEEN!!!
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    De Niro

    Here's a clip of DeNiro (from 3 minutes in) doing a fine impression of someone who's reading their lines off cue cards by the side of the camera.
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    Lost in Space - Netflix and Neil Marshall

    Don West seems to have wandered onto the Lost in Space set after being turned away from Michael Bay's Armageddon for being too much of a douchebag.
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    NOS4R2 - TV Series Greenlit

    But without his pseudonym he's only Joe King. ONLY JOE KING

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