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Everything posted by dng

  1. They both play at 3 o'clock next Saturday.
  2. The underworld is just a big huge cave slowly filling with lava and the new zelda is a battle royale
  3. Did that Contra 3D game really look like a PS1 game or was it just youtube's shit stream?
  4. "We have the most diverse library of games" while standing in front of a montage of seven hundred identical pieces of game cover art
  5. Tom Clancy is immortal and will never leave us alone
  6. "a limited-time in-game event" must be one of the most depressing phrases yet written
  7. Imagine someone actually being paid to write that dialogue
  8. Even Danny Dyer would baulk at this
  9. Press X to plug Master Chief's power cable in.
  10. The most advanced processors but the least advanced scripts
  11. Halo: No lifts but loads of hard to open doors
  12. If this next generation has no elaborate lift animation scenes its going to be the worst generation ever. I fucking love lifts in games. I've long dreamt of a Metal Gear Solid game set entirely on a lift
  13. I hope it costs $10000 and is bigger than my all my rooms
  14. Not even a single whimper for "console streaming"
  15. Tales Of Arse (absolutely no one else will make that joke)
  16. Keanu Reeves might be the first genuinely charming person on an E3 stage ever
  17. Oh no your mass murdering friend is dead! It's so sad.
  18. This isn't true. The 98 final (which was the first year of their being multiple teams from individual countries in it) was Real Madrid beating Juventus, who both won their leagues in 97. (Also it was called the champions league from 93, so most of those finals were as well, unsurprisingly - the exception being 1997, where Juventus were the reigning champions rather than league champions) I'm not sure why I felt the need to post that but I did please don't hate me
  19. That stat includes Salah scoring 2 in 12 premier league games for Chelsea, so it really is Torres numbers
  20. The group fixtures have always been this way round (1,2,3,3,1,2), although I'm not sure why.
  21. I was imagining it more like a really depressing version of Sliders, set in infinite Essexes
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