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Hanzo the Razor

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  1. American Gothic Murder One Millennium Exploitica Eurotica Gamesmaster TV Offal John Peel's TV Hell The Sopranos - Season 1 Clive Barkers World Of Horror Moviedrome 500 Bus Stops The 1995 BBC2 Forbidden Weekend The Fear Of God (Mark Kermode Exorcist Doc) Bad Influence Byker Grove The list is endless...
  2. I'm just looking for a hook. Something that draws me in. Other than Stellan's character, there's nothing. I'll see it out but I'm baffled by the praise it's getting.
  3. I'm still struggling through this. It's dull. I don't get the love for it. Apart from Stellan and the bits with Mon Mothma I just don't care about any of them. Imperial Norman Bates and his over bearing mother in their Clockwork Orange flats are just dire. I get that it's meant to show the oppression of the Empire but it's just too grim. It's Star Wars with the fun stripped out. I'll persevere but only because I'm a Star Wars nut.
  4. At least his final score won't be The Rise Of Skywalker. What a turd of a film.
  5. My two young daughters caught some of Last Crusade on E4 a few months ago. The six year old laughed like a drain at some of Indy and his Dad's antics. I can't wait to properly watch them with them when they're older.
  6. He's retiring? Bloody hell What a legacy to leave though. The man's a genius.
  7. I saw them live in 2015. The MVP was Lindsey Buckingham but she was also bloody good. Seemed a lovely person too. Her version of Etta James "I'd Rather Go Blind" is well worth seeking out.
  8. And punch taker. Nobody gives out or takes a movie kicking like Harrison Ford. Some of the fights in the first three films are still wince inducing at times.
  9. Because Sonic games are well known for their sprawling narratives?
  10. I love the dramatic shots of the players in the tunnel. They look like they're going to the fucking firing squad. Not going out to kick a ball about for a couple of hours while being payed thousands for it.
  11. I saw Dredd 3D at the pictures in 2012. I enjoyed it. And yes I did take my lovely wife with me.
  12. I saw Stallone's Judge Dredd at the pictures in 1995. I enjoyed it. And yes I did take my dinosaur with me.
  13. I read those tweets in his Dads "Space Oddity" voice. "Here I am, shitting in a tin can."
  14. For the real connoisseur experience you could borrow my E180 tape copied off a rental VHS 🤫 It even has The Great Outdoors squeezed onto the rest of the tape for a John Candy marathon!
  15. Since House of the Dragon finished we decided to watch GOT again. We started from Season 2 because we know Season 1 off by heart. We've reached Season 8. Now when it was first on I thought it was alright. It was plainly obvious that they were just trying to get it finished. It was wonky as fuck but it was more GOT so we enjoyed it. It's an extremely strange season. It's so grim looking that it's practically black and white. The characters are all inexplicably wearing black. They look like a bunch of Darth Vader's at a funeral. The tone and look of the thing is such a shift from even the much derided Season 7. Watching that season again I felt it was a bit of a romp. The whole fast traveling and White Walker hunting was daft but it was rarely boring and still had some of the old GOT goodness. Season 8 is just strange. So many weird decisions. Characters saying things for the audiences benefit like they're in a fucking Marvel movie. Umpteen "Remember when we said this in Season 1" moments. Tyrion's blind devotion to the blond lunatic on the dragon. She takes the huff at anyone getting any attention other than her. The only people who see through her are Sansa and Arya. The others are all so cunt struck (Copyright Al Swearengen 2005) that they let her get away with her fuckery until it's too late. We're two episodes from the end. It's a bizarre season of television.
  16. Listening to the Five Live commentary is making me nostalgic for Stan Boardman. The gloating about "The Geeermans" is quite sickening.
  17. Hearts of Stone is probably the best DLC ever made.
  18. They said Titanic was going to be a $200 million disaster. Look how it did. Cameron is a lunatic but never rule him out. I do hope that after Avatar he does Piranha III though.
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