You've gotta approach Love Island as mindless entertainment before bed, rather than anything relatable to real life. Putting it bluntly, none of the contestants would ever shag me, and I don't get attached to them in any way at all. Basically Faye is clearly a nasty person but if you completely dissipate any kind of empathy and just watch her as if she's not really interacting with real people, she's hilarious. And that's what I want to see on TV.
I don't want to watch some bozo constantly talk about taking his relationship to the next level, but then doing absolutely nothing beyond having the exact same discussion two days later. Seriously, I thought I was watching Groundhog Day or that this calls for immediate discussion scene in Life Of Brian when watching Toby. Thankfully he's fucked Kaz off and hopefully she doesn't get dumped later (Not that anyone in the country will be watching it as it airs cos, you know, it's coming home!) cos she definitely has potential for solid entertainment, plus she's a babe.
As for Liberty, I hope Jake "mugs her off" because it will be good TV. When that Meghan was in it a few seasons back and went through shags like I go through dental floss, it was good TV. I want drama, I want fallings out, I want shagging, I want to be entertained. I don't want to watch boring happy and content "couples" talking about whether they will get on with eachothers family. The only pass recently was Paige (and Finn) because my god, something about her was just 11/10 gorgeous.
Also, anyone dumping Rachel is a certified moron. And Brad definitely qualifies for that certificate even without that cherry on top.
I saw people moaning about Aaron on Reddit for his reasons for not wanting to be with Sharon (she's so negative, and will likely be dumped soon unless they find some turbo toff tory cunt to come in) but he's probably my favourite Islander at the moment. Decent entertainment, no cringe, and potential to win. Plus: