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Jonzo

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  1. Agreed. Get the first game for six quid, if you've got any interest in survival horror you'll fucking love it. personally I can't understand the negative opinions surrounding it.
  2. Absolutely glowing review from Polygon, 9/10 : https://www.polygon.com/2017/10/12/16461738/the-evil-within-2-review
  3. I started this last night, bit special innit? Spend the whole night roaming around that first open area. Playing on nightmare difficulty, not sure if that was the right choice.
  4. In all the vids I've watched i haven't seen many players using the blue loopy things. Can't remember the exact name, but they're fucking amazing on some of 'those' bosses (train and dragon, i'm looking squarely at you). Had it in my loadout the whole way, that and the charge shot when the need arose.
  5. Finished this in one marathon 12-hour sitting on saturday, eating bourbons in my pants. It was fucking brilliant. I want more, I need more. Now to go and watch some YT vids and pick up on all the incredible visual details i missed along the way. first one for ten: you can see the cat peeking through the holes in the background of the werner werman fight.
  6. Jonzo

    SNES Mini

    definitely had one but it crashed when i got to secure checkout. fuck knows if i've still got one or not.
  7. I stream most nights. Weird games mostly. Absolver, Slime Rancher, Long Dark, Dead Cells etc. Horror titles. Roguelikes. Some big games occasionally. British. https://www.twitch.tv/jonzoo
  8. The blu-ray is, bafflingly, and HMV instore exclusive. Popped into the Maidstone branch and grabbed it for a tenner.
  9. Jonzo

    SNES Mini

    Imagine if that came loaded with all the snes mini games.
  10. I saw it in imax this morning and thought it was absolutely astonishing. a lot of moments where i was just whispering myyyy god under my breath.
  11. at some point I need to write a big post about this game and what I think about it. but for now i'll just say this. today i was flying home from a long trip to italy, and i was on the flight, screaming kids, turbulence, and i was trying so fucking hard to kill those lava rock monsters in death mountain. i was throwing bombs at its limbs, getting up in the rocks and firing arrows, getting up in its grill with the goron rock smasher, fuck all was working. i kept on getting one shotted and knocked off that fucking tiny platform. i was ready to scream and lob my fucking switch down the plane aisle. furious. couldn't work out why i couldn't do it. in my head i was going, you've beaten fucking dark souls 123, god hand, dmc3, why can't you do this? you're losing your touch mate. this is a nintendo game and you can't even kill one piddly miniboss. then i sat and thought about it. and i fired an ice arrow at his body, cooling the fire, climbed up onto him and kicked his rock, lava arse back into fucking kakariko village in about five seconds flat. and then after laughing at myself i realised how much i truly love this game.
  12. OH SHIT YOU CAN PUT BALLOONS ON THOSE SLAB THINGS?
  13. And level up Sojiro. Hang out with him when you get the chance and ideally be holding his Persona type, heiro I think? then he allows you make coffee, and then later curry, which restores a lot of SP.
  14. Jonzo

    ARMS

    There's an ARMS night going on at the book club tonight if any Londoners fancy coming to have a pop at my ribbon girl.
  15. Jonzo

    ARMS

    Rank 4 now, so many different playstyles emerging. I versed a rival ribbon girl who got in a couple of nice throws, and then played ultra defensively, waiting out of the timer and i couldn't even land a single punch
  16. Jonzo

    ARMS

    There is nothing, nothing more electrifying than landing a KO throw in the dying seconds of a ranked game on this. Nothing.
  17. Jonzo

    ARMS

    Just got rank 2, early days but omgggg this game. Had a nail biting game against a pretty solid Mechanica, went down to the absolute wire. I versed a pretty good Helix too. Maining Ribbon Girl at the mo, sparky gloves. I'm getting in little jabs here and there, playing proper defensive, then letting rip with my super when I get a chance. for anyone on the fence this game is deceptively simple. Beneath the cartoonish Nintendo stuff there's an unbelievably tense game of skill and patience waiting to be devoured. 44 quid well spent imo.
  18. Jonzo

    ARMS

    Unlocked ranked last night, absolutely loving this game. Add me if you fancy some punchups! SW-6024-7490-5629
  19. Yep that looks fucking great. I'm sold. Going dark now until release, see you fuckers then.
  20. does anyone know if shinjo mikami is back directing this? count me in though, nice quick release date too. the evil within was a great game imo.
  21. Darkest Dungeon is the most depraved, dank, dripping, depressing, deathly, difficult, demoralising, decaying, downright brilliant RPG of the last couple of years. I'm gonna polish off Persona 5 and get back into it i think.
  22. 50 hours in, four palaces down, one of the best RPGs I've ever, ever played.
  23. I played a bit of Dead Cells last night, fuuuuuuuuuuucking hell it's good. Like oh shit, this is amazing, whispering under my breath in the first half an hour kind of good.
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