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  1. At the icy area now and those gauntlets are really ratcheting up in terms of difficulty. Fuck those spear guys in the armpit. I am head over heels for this game though. I find it absolutely staggering that a title this perfectly pitched, beautifully composed, wonderfully detailed, subtly hilarious, satisfyingly executed and refreshingly compact was made by just two people. Actually quite inspiring when you think about it.
  2. Just experienced a big first playing this, in all the years I've been playing videogames. I actually laughed out loud.
  3. My pants are approaching soil just imagining what the lighting effects are gonna be like on this. And the sound design. That FUCKING SOUND DESIGN. [pants soiled]
  4. I’ve just started this too, lvl 35 PLD. The nerves inside you before tanking a new dungeon are palpable.
  5. I found it easier if you keep both in sight at all times, and run backwards. Lock on to whichever one looks like it's going to attack first, and openings will hopefully find you.
  6. Jonzo

    Vinyl lovers

    got a little question for all the people in here if that's okay! i have these, and i have this. the speakers just connect via RCA and it all sounds brilliant. i've just moved into a house share so I won't be able to blast my vinyl, so i really need some headphones. however i understand it's not as simple as plug and play. can anyone tell me what i'd need to listen to my vinyl on headphones given my simple setup?
  7. Yeah, give it a try. Side scrolling instead of top down, challenging, interesting mechanics, addictive, looks great. Didn't get much love but I'd consider it part of the core titles tbh.
  8. Have you played Flinthook?
  9. I wrote it, just a bit of fun. Yes it's deliberately over the top. But maybe not...THAT over the top?
  10. This is such a great post. Take a bow.
  11. If you stealth kill the stabby women twice they will go down permanently. A good tactic is to get in for a stealth stab, then run away, hide, wait for them to resume their patrols and go in for the second.
  12. Allow me to chime in and echo these thoughts. I finished this at the weekend and thought it was brilliant. Better than RE7 imo. The last few chapters are impeccably paced, there were sections on my nightmare run where I genuinely felt like things were getting too much, in a good way. You get a real sense of things getting worse and worse and worse and worse, your ammo depletes and you feel genuinely outnumbered by increasingly horrifying enemies. I thought the story was actually pretty compelling and well told, and surprisingly emotional towards the end. The enemies are straight out of Silent Hill, the 'dogs' and crying women are the fucking worst. And I put Japanese voice on which it made it feel like a kind of Takashi Miike B--movie. Looking forward to the DLC if they ever get round to it, and also more open world horror pls devs!
  13. It sounds like it was absolutely tragic lads. I expected nothing less.
  14. 50/50 for a raid tomorrow lads I'm afraid. Got a work thing which may go on till late. Need a sub probably.
  15. Okami, Curse of Osiris, End is Nigh Switch, Xenoblade 2 and Hello Neighbour. And that's my little Christmas sorted.
  16. One of the more tragic parts of last night was towards the end two phases in, when I got one shotted by the cannon, and I was like NO FUCK NO I GOT FUCKING ONE SHOTTED NOOOOOO GUYS PLS FUCK SORRY OMG FUCK and then we missed the callouts, leading to a wipe. And Karde was politely like err yeah guys can we keep the despair to a minimum if something bad happens, we can't actually do what we're supposed to do.
  17. I got a lot of the raid gear, just missing the gauntlets. Also need loads of the raid weapons too, only got the pulse rifle which i understand is pants. So fun though. Calus is probably the tensest gaming experience I've had in ages.
  18. SO WE GET THE CLAP, HE SUCKS US OFF AND THEN WE WIPE? (CALUS' CHRISTMAS QUALITY STREET CARNAGE) We did it. We fucking did it. But it wasn't easy. It turns out Oz, unofficial leader of the PC Destiny crew, underplayed the difficulty of the Calus fight to the boys, in order to 'keep morale high'. A good job too. Siri optimistically predicted success within 15 minutes on Discord, but it was not to be. The boys entered Calus' caramel and hazelnut Quality Street wrapper of a throne room around 9, and left at about 11:30. Karde, Siri and Oz played readers, and Jonzo Moody and Mau took point in the throne room, clearing adds. Mistakes were made. The clap was caught. People were sucked off. We had to wipe. And wipe. And wipe. And wipe again. But when all was lost, when the chips were down, when it was now or never, one last try before bed, the team pulled together and we did it. Mercilesses, nades, empowering rifts, shadowshots, the crew pooled all of their resources together to take that fucker down. No more rolling around on the shiny floor naked for him. And stick your chalice up your arse. The PC crew prevailed. Now onto Curse of Osiris.
  19. I'm been playing this for a few hours, on my Origin free trial, and I'm absolutely disgusted to report that I am actually having a lot of fun
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