Calashnikov

I’m playing with motion controls!

In DS1 I was “invaded” by and despatched: Horny Kirk (on three occasions), Maneater Mildred, King Jeremiah, Paladin Leeroy Jenkins and the Marvelous Chester. Who did I miss? There were also hollowed NPC’s like Oscar, the Crestfallen Warrior, Solaire and Laurentius etc, but their fights weren’t staged as “invasions.” I also remember fighting Ricard high up in Sen’s and a pyromancy type witch I think in Lost Izalith but, again, they weren’t all like “OH SHIT, INVADED” whereas red phantoms and that seemed to occur in most areas in Dark Souls 2.

Yes! I was sure I once read a Vice article about this phenomena in some sort of fugue state a number of years ago: www.vice.com/amp/en_uk/article/8gvy7a/rave-video-comments-will-restore-your-faith-in-humanity

So true. YouTube comments are mostly a cesspit, for sure, but some of the comments on old rave tunes, for example, are often amongst the most beautiful and moving reminiscence ever written.

Had this slow jam classic on repeat for two days solid in order to retain a semblance of sanity, as much as a trippy voyage to an underwater utopia with a mystic lady can maintain sanity: It’s actually been a new one for me. I gather from its 22M views that it’s maybe one of their biggest songs. I’ve liked the Isleys for years, but how this passed me by I just don’t know. But I’m there with the brothers now. Sailing on that cosmic yacht, palm trees reflected off my star shades forever. 2:35 man

It’s supposedly top PvP bants. Whatever though.

That’s a CPU-controlled invader. There are a tonne of them in DS2.

But Sky’s money actually ruined football Maybe not as a “product“ as you say but, you know, *vom*

What you’re talking about sounds more like how football is marketed as opposed to how it actually is. It’s only really during World Cups that I get a sense of that happy clappy togetherness fantasy, and it weirdly kinda galls me, I’ve got to be honest. Cunts packing out the pubs to watch Brazil because they’ve suddenly had football marketed at them, yet are nowhere to be seen when the domestic seasons are played. Weirdos man.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/MS-13 I read an article about them in Vice magazine in 2009 most likely.

Sounds shite. Without the “tribalism” we may as well be tourists at the game taking photos of the cunt who just scored against our team. I’ll leave fans like yourself to it, but it’s most definitely not for me.

Mate you should all be spewing in buckets that it’s come to cunts posting whenever Manchester City score goals that delay a Liverpool championship win for all of five minutes. What the fuck happened to Man U?

^^The fucking nick of Man U fans in 2020

Man U fans popping boners at Man City getting goals while Liverpool coast the league. What the fuck happened.

^^The fucking nick of Man U fans in 2020