"Does Jeff the Turtle follow players around the entire time they manipulate their third person?"
"Almost. Like Watson is to Sherlock Holmes."
"Can you imagine how annoying that would be?"
"Maybe the buddy isn't such a good idea."
Steve squashed that hope. "It's going to be a buddy. Players will love it."
"It's really Poochie-Joins-Itchy-and-Scratchy."
"How am I ever going to look somebody who plays Tony Hawk games in the face again?"
"Isn't our turtle supposed to be a bit more studly?"
"Turtles aren't studly by nature."
"What about the turtle they used in the 1950s to pimp the atomic weapons program? He was kind of studly."
"No he wasn't and, besides, he's dead."
"Dead. Hanged himself from the side of his posh midtown Manhattan terrarium. Left a note saying he couldn't handle the shame of what he'd done. Wrote it on a piece of Bibb lettuce."