I've kind of made peace with the eggs. As someone else mentioned, you can craft them into beds for easy money, or use them as gifts for your animals, or as steroids to allow you to move trees. The sky ones can be ignored and I just leave any mid-sized fish shadow alone now. If I'm fishing for something in particular I'll always bring bait anyway, which negates the issue.
Anyway, who's going all out on nips in the morning? I've only got 150k in the bank but I'm hoping for a low buying price. The Nook bastards have been offering me sub-80 bell prices all week, so if they're anything higher than that tomorrow then I'm gonna make mittens out of the pair of them.