Myshkin

like how do you fuck up video out in this day and age

I never had one but i remember that it was a black thing that looked sexy as hell. perhaps if they'd not tried to be all clever and just gone with making a tiny version of the console. maybe even with tiny carts. god that would have been awesome. anyway this thing looks cheap, plasticy, tacky and unusable. for shame SNK, for shame.

This for me marked the moment I effectively became a filthy casual. At some point I just decided that if I was going to work so hard at something (eg dark souls) then I would want to get paid for it goddamit.

even the mini is the most expensive console of the lot. should have known.

This might have to happen. It's with @Das at the moment but after that it might have to get sent off for a screen upgrade. My 12 year-old self would have absolutely exploded with joy at the sort of stuff that's now possible.

Christ; I hope you're joking there...

2 felt unplayably slow and clunky for me after 3. but i do wish they'd finished all the levels on the cart.

I absolutely loved 3. Especially the Japanese release. Easily better than 2 for me. Had no idea that people who felt otherwise even existed.

I'm sure you mean Adam's evil twin brother who's really not Adam. Because Adam never dies.

Well I for one will be disappointed if they don't bring the kangaroo back

loads of people sadly?

maybe best to just stay away from the whole underwear thing.

i just want my game to make me feel the way it did when i was a little kid. i don't want to be re-educated. internet please leave me alone with my fantasies of being a chiselled hard-ass fighting alongside some digital boobs

given today's climate i'm pleasantly surprised that they left blaze's aesthetics alone. asking for more might attract backlash about progressive body images, objectification etc etc

maybe they'll have an option to pixel-ify like in wonderboy