Timmo

I've not had as much fun as that on a game for about 5 or 6 years. I miss it already. Of course, Or you could just save yourself the bother and look on youtube like I did.

I just punched a baby in the neck. I really enjoyed it. I just never want to ever see it again. Or YOU (not really)

I'm off to sell it in a sec, because I know I'll never play it again. Does this make me a prick? Cool, chicks dig pricks.

Does that mean you're a paedophile who wears neon signs around your neck? I'm not very wordy.

Never want to play it again.

I don't understand all the fuss about Manhunt. I played the first one loads and it only inspired three murders.

Bow is hard to see. Raam is rubbish, I turned the difficulty down to kill him.

It's a Matrix reference.

Ha, would you kindly tell me what makes them "great"? *Rests chin on fist in anticipation* BioShock, then. Loved the first 3/4. Sander Cohen especially, that was ace. Everything up to the twist basically. Then there was just... too much. Too much crap fighting, too many cameras, too much gaying about. Too little variety. Too many Big Daddies. At least give me a disabled Big Daddy to telekenisis (telekinii?) off a dam or something. Or a couple of black Little Sisters. They could have put in an achievement for saving the blacks but not the whites. A few gay splicers kissing and bumming to make it edgy. Basically, they should have forcefully and aggressively either questioned every moral I have (and I love it!) or wrapped it up after the twist. The sexy twist.

Not at all. I've completed tonnes of games that didn't bore me. I suspect I'm right at the end now. I just want it to end but it's advising me to get a couple of little sisters. For the sake of completion (and possible better ending) I'm gonna have to do it, which means trundling through rooms of tedious enemies. Yawwwn.

As far as hoarding/selling goes, I've been known to do both. Now you can pretty much guarantee that I'll want to play something a certain time after I've sold it. However, on the occasions I've re-bought said game, I'll have had my 'fix' in less than 5 minutes, never to play it again. A bit like heroin, except for the bit where you don't do it again. Generally, if it's that good, you won't sell it. Unless you desperately need the cash for prostitutes or something.

I might finish this later. I'm at the point where

I think I'm near the end. I'm at the bit where and y'know what? I'm bored of it. It doesn't look like I'm going to get any new plasmids, and I just want it to end.

everyone: Would you kindly cover over any spoilers.

This is absolutely awful. Enemies don't react to getting shot for one thing.

++THREAD SIDETRACKING IMMINENT++

Normal is easy enough. It's not a game that ever wants to stop you progressing.

Also, some Richard and Judy fan fiction. When I grow up I want to be Richard and Judy. Scene One - Restaurant Judy: This place will do. I'm hungry. Richard: Commence door opening! Judy: Thanks for opening the door for me, Richard. I knew marrying you was a good idea. Richard: Initiate smug algorithm! Judy: Okay, now we're sitting down and the waiter is coming over, what do you want for your dinner Richard!!!!! Richard: Bacon! Richard Bacon enters, looks confused, then leaves. Judy: Two bacons please, waiter! Waiter: YES Richard: Commence waiting! Waiting. waiting.. waiting... waiting complete! Judy: Let's eat our dinner now oh no Richard you're got bacon all over your new shirt! Richard: ERROR Scene Two - Dressing Room, Channel Four Studios Judy is dancing. She dances and dances. No music is playing. She dances erotically, and begins to rub her portly frame against Richard, sat down. Richard: Mode select>Mode 4: Aroused; commence erection! Judy: Richard!!!! Is that a mars bar in your pocket or your throbbing, pulsating penis? Richard: Suggestive euphemism! Judy: Oh, Richard! They kiss. Judy: Oh no Richard, only three minutes until we are on air! Richard: Activate premature ejaculation! Judy: My eyes! The director enters the room. His head turns as he surveys the room, spying firstly the nude Judy, followed by Richard's now flaccid penis, moving onto the carefully set up "eroticsville" (a chair that Richard sits on during the dances). He turns his head back, and looks at Judy with a questioning look. Judy: You turny headed prick! Scene Three - At home. Richard and Judy are in bed. Judy is reading. Richard: Activate crotch. Judy: Richard, no! I'm incredibly tired and in no mood for that. I've had a very tough day down the mines and I need a good night's rest. Okay, honey? Richard: Redirecting flow of life-force to crotch area... Judy: Richard! Richard: Redirecting. Judy: Richard, I said no! Richard: Redirecting.. Redirecting... Judy: Stop it at once! Richard: Redirection complete. Judy: Richard, you can't! That is just too much for a woman to take without preparing herself! Richard: Initiate mounting sequence. Judy: Argh, Richard, no! Get off me! Argh! Richard: 10 - Thrust; 20 - Goto 10. Judy screams

I wrote some short stories.

That's a huge spoiler. I'm glad I already knew that. I think I'll stop reading this thread now. Seems silly I was reading it at all on reflection...

My biggest gripe is that the enemies remain in their current state, regarding health and location. It seems great at first ("it's like I really have just regenerated!"), but when you discover that you can grind a Big Daddy down over 10 minutes and 20 lives with no skill whatsoever, Bubbles suddenly loses his respect. Not that I did, obviously. I'm right good at games. I finished Final Fantasy VII in an hour on extreme difficulty, resurrecting Aeris during the end sequence whilst simultaneously having sex with Tifa and Barrett.

DOES NOT COMPUTE So it's tense, but it's not. If any game should have been a relentlessly tense experience it's this one. I've written a letter to Jim'll Fix It but I'm not confident.

Also, everyone can stop saying it's not a shooter now, seeing as they've always said it is and the box even says, and I quote, "A first person shooter experience".