Timmo

So iconic.

I feel like as long as I'm with one person from my friends list then it's ok to have a random make up the numbers. I've really enjoyed playing with you even though we seem to keep coming second and haven't got our first win together yet! The ping system is so good for people like me who can't normally get on comms.

Worth a go or is it just impenetrable? Half of me tells me I should but the other tells me I can't be bothered.

Weezer basically started with two great albums, then became Dad rock and finally a covers band.

Isn't the prize money given out in Eggheads always the same in the long run, though?

I've just run some sums and if this is the case you're averaging 2.3 moaning posts per match

I'm in two minds about the Teal album. Most of the covers are SO similar to the originals, Africa is just a huge waste of time. That said, it's really easy on the ear.

Football Manager

I'm guessing he lands in the blue circle every round.

I get that, but surely at this point clickbait is a video with the title "Crackdown 3 is ACTUALLY great and here is why!" The game has been almost universally panned.

I'm finding the disparity between this forum and seemingly the entirety of game critics (professional or otherwise) pretty damn fascinating right now.

Still can't get over a last second choke last night. Who here is Jigsawn? I'm at the back, only two squads left, only one small arena remaining. Their three take out my two teammates before I somehow manage to take out two of theirs. Four guys crawl around the battlefield, only two remain standing. Jigsawn pings the position of the last guy. I elect to be aggressive rather than heal, throw a smoke, flank him all ends up, unload my rifle into him as he faces the wrong way, killing his shield. Switch to my shotgun to finish him off, move in... and miss my shot, point blank. He takes me out, presumably laughing as he does so, and I end the round on zero kills.

I think it's pretty great. My main complaint, though, is how little of a deal they make when a team wins. I mean it's pretty rare, and the reactions are extremely reserved and British. There should be glitter from the ceiling, balloons, jumping around. Instead they just hug awkwardly and then the show ends abruptly.

I do sometimes wonder who spends all their time designing the parts of open worlds only a tiny percentage of people ever go to.

Currently £30, but regularly on sale for a fiver or less.